Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) Original post: .... was involved in a high speed chase by some 4 crazy white boys!!! If you are interested, read about it here. The stuff about the chase starts down the page after the red text. Click here for the GC thread. Edited October 13, 2003 by Cancer Marney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) I can't believe you didn't get the license plate. How on earth did that happen? I mean, how is it possible to take two or more exits with the same car chasing you, remain behind as the car takes at least a third exit by itself, and still fail to get its license plate? What exactly were you hoping would happen? Did you imagine those kids were just going to stick around and wait for the cops when you did make your report? Did you expect the actual license plate itself to fall off their car less than two inches from yours? Were you waiting for a magic mynah bird to swoop out of the sky and offer it to you on a silver platter? Maybe the fucking fairy princess sitting on the dashboard would take notes for you? You felt helpless? Well la de fucking da, you get a fucking cookie, because you ARE fucking helpless. You're scared to go out of the house alone, are you? You shouldn't be let out of a goddamn crib. What if, what if, what if. You didn't get shot, you didn't get hurt, you didn't get run off the road. "Why us? Why did it happen?" Here's a clue completely free of charge: NOTHING HAPPENED, YOU IMBECILE. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED TO YOU. You got scared. You failed to handle the situation. You acted like a moron and increased the chances that you or someone else would get hurt. You don't need to be held, you need a sharp slap across your silly face. Then you can be angry instead of scared, and next time someone pulls this sort of garbage on you, you can deal with it properly instead of panicking like some little junior high chickenshit. Jesus H Christ. I can see why even decent guys get so impatient with women; sometimes we don't seem to have a single goddamn brain cell to share between 3 billion of us. Edited October 13, 2003 by Cancer Marney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) Now that I've got that out of my system, here are some helpful suggestions: 1. Before anything even happens, HAVE YOUR STATE POLICE NUMBER ON SPEED DIAL. If you spend a lot of time driving within a certain county, have the county police on speed dial as well. 911 gets one hell of a lot of calls, and if your problem isn't urgent (as in life and death) they probably WILL put you on hold. No it's not unreasonable. Don't whine about it. Just be prepared, and have other numbers to dial. 2. If something happens, DON'T PANIC. By panicking you eliminate any chance you have of bringing a criminal to justice and you endanger yourself and everyone around you. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT AND NO RIGHT TO PANIC. Calm the fuck down and realise that if you're still breathing you're better off than you could be. 3. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS get the license plate number. Note the colour and the make, and if possible the model and the year. 4. Try to make out how many people are in the car. 5. If you see a fucking police car, STOP. If the police give you directions, FOLLOW THEM. If the police tell you to do something, DO IT. It doesn't matter if you're doubling back or if you don't understand why they want you to do what they're telling you to do. They are competent and they have a plan. They'll have backup somewhere and they're steering you to it. You're untrained, scared, ignorant, and high on adrenaline. The policeman speaking to you is trained for exactly this situation, completely unafraid, well-informed, and perfectly calm. Do not make the mistake of thinking that you're smarter than the police. You are not. 6. When you make your report don't start making up shit to get people into more trouble. If you lie to them, the police WILL find out. State only the facts and state them clearly and concisely. If you don't know something or you're not sure about something, SAY SO. 7. As soon as you're done with one problem, THINK about how you handled it and how you could have handled it better. And next time, DO better. Edited October 13, 2003 by Cancer Marney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Thread Killer 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 This drama seems not very dramatic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) No kidding. But it's probably the most excitement she's ever seen in her life, so she's playing it up. "OMG! I got chased! Poor li'l me! I'm just like sooo scared to even go out of the house at night!" I believe the proper and necessary response to that shit is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORANT SELF-ABSORBED DRAMA-QUEEN; I'VE SEEN RUTABAGAS WITH MORE SPINE THAN YOU. Women who go through this ridiculously pathetic "scared and helpless" routine deserve a backhand across the face first and foremost. Edited October 13, 2003 by Cancer Marney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 I was ready to post one of the many "Owned" pictures until Dymond came in. He ruins everyone's enjoyment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 No kidding. But it's probably the most excitement she's ever seen in her life, so she's playing it up. "OMG! I got chased! Poor li'l me! I'm just like sooo scared to even go out of the house at night!" I believe the proper and necessary response to that shit is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORANT SELF-ABSORBED DRAMA-QUEEN; I'VE SEEN RUTABAGAS WITH MORE SPINE THAN YOU. Women who go through this ridiculously pathetic "scared and helpless" routine deserve a backhand across the face first and foremost. So... Why DO you hate everyone? How DARE she get scared when someone chases her? Well, obviously she's never been through something like that and it shook her up a little. I personally didn't get scared the last time I got mugged, but does that mean that anyone that does is a pussy. She didn't get a lisence plate on a speeding car at 2 a.m. Its not too wacky that it might happen. Geez, get your foot off her throat and let her tell a story with out the verbal bitch slapping. "OMG, SHE DIDN"T HANDLE A STRANGE SITUATION PERFECTLY!!!! CURSE HER!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) Why DO you hate everyone? Because most people are evil, stupid, incompetent, or all three. How DARE she get scared when someone chases her? Well, obviously she's never been through something like that and it shook her up a little. I personally didn't get scared the last time I got mugged, but does that mean that anyone that does is a pussy. She didn't get mugged. She was chivvied. And now the poor delicate fragile little darling is too scared to leave the house at night. In fact, she's too scared to leave the house at all. Yes, that does mean she's a pussy. I like most pussies, but she's not a pussy in a good way. She's a whiner and she's weak and she uses her weakness to make other people coddle her. Without knowing the first thing about the man, I'll give odds of 2 to 1 that John would have vastly preferred slapping the bejeezus out of her to "[putting] his arms around [her]" when she had her "breakdown." She didn't get a lisence plate on a speeding car at 2 a.m. Its not too wacky that it might happen. A car that followed her over at least two exits, or did you miss that part? And at the end of this ludicrous tale of almost unbelievable ineptitude, while trying to report the incident, neither she nor her friend could get the license plate as the car sped past and took yet another exit?! I'm sorry, but that's just fucking inexcusable. It's absurd. It's the height of airheadedness, the ultimate pinnacle of being a scatterbrain, the acme of ditziness. It explains practically everything every misogynist has said about the limited intellect of women since the beginning of time. OMG, SHE DIDN"T HANDLE A STRANGE SITUATION PERFECTLY!!!! She didn't handle it with even the barest shred of competence. The car's in front of you. Get the goddamn license plate if you're ON THE PHONE TRYING TO REPORT IT. Christ, this is elementary. No one's shooting at you. No one's trying to run you off the road. No one's throwing things at you. You're looking at the car already. You're on a highway. The car is turning off, IN FRONT OF YOU, onto an exit ramp. What more do you need?! READ THE FUCKING LICENSE PLATE. It's not that damn hard. It really isn't. Geez, get your foot off her throat and let her tell a story with out the verbal bitch slapping. She finished her story a long time before I stepped on her throat. Now if it's all right with you, I'd like to continue bitchslapping her for being a feeble whiny whimpering little twit. Edited October 13, 2003 by Cancer Marney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 In her defense, it is hard to get a lisence plate when the car is FOLLOWING you. She got put in a strange situation for her and got scared. It is a human reaction. You will either react well and calmly or you will act frantically or scared(or you will just shoot this shit out of them...one of the three). I say she didn't display a ungodly amount of ass pansies on this one to get the punkass label stamped on her forhead... ... I'm not quite sure if that last sentence made sense. It is way to early for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 I'm gonna have to go with Ripper here. Different people act in different ways. You can't have a go at someone for not acting in the same way that you would. Especially when she was probably scared as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2003 4 goony white guys in a car is nothing to be afraid of. The only part of the story I found overtly stupid is when she was talking about running red lights and shit to avoid them. That's foolish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Damn Marney, calm the fuck down, bitch. All this drama, while makes for a find read, on closer inspection comes off as too pathetically funny to be real. "How dare someone react in the total opposite way of my hypothetical handling of that particular situation!? I exPLODE in RAGE!!!" So simmer down, hoe. Have a snack, take a smoke break, go eat some pussy, get penatrated, let the tension out that has been built up by having to suffer through the terrible crime of reading somone's posts. Oh, and one more thing. Jesus H Christ. I can see why even decent guys get so impatient with women; sometimes we don't seem to have a single goddamn brain cell to share between 3 billion of us. OMGF~! SEXISM, BAN PLZ~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 In her defense, it is hard to get a lisence plate when the car is FOLLOWING you. Ever heard of a rear view mirror? And how about when the car took the next exit while they stayed on the highway? Nope, it was sheer incompetence. She got put in a strange situation for her and got scared. I'm sick and tired of hearing about this "strange situation" shit like she was suddenly snatched out of her car and thrown into a crocodile-infested pit with only a pair of tweezers, a stick, and a bit of string with which to make her escape. She was being harassed on the road. When you're harassed on the road you note the other car's license plate number. It's not fucking rocket science. I say she didn't display a ungodly amount of ass pansies on this one to get the punkass label stamped on her forhead... I say she did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Different people act in different ways. You can't have a go at someone for not acting in the same way that you would. Yes I can. And I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Damn Marney, calm the fuck down, bitch. All this drama, while makes for a find read, on closer inspection comes off as too pathetically funny to be real. "How dare someone react in the total opposite way of my hypothetical handling of that particular situation!? I exPLODE in RAGE!!!" Of course, anyone with a smidgen of sense would have seen that I'm mocking her, expressing my disbelief and contempt, and telling her how to handle herself in the future so she doesn't come across like a complete fucktard. There's really no "RAGE" involved. Just amazement at her inability to deal with a perfectly low-key situation in a rational, adult way and insults directed at same. Plus a bit of impatience with her melodrama. "Why me?! Will I ever feel safe again? Whatever shall I do?! Woe is me!" Shut up. Just stick to posting "This thread is ghey" in random threads, Bruj0. You still have the intelligence for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Because most people are evil, stupid, incompetent, or all three. Y'know, Marney's so much better than everyone alive that it fucking hurts to acknowlege it. We can only hope that someone will put her out of her misery soon, for the strain and anguish put on her by simply existing in such a world as ours is more than extraordinary. Lo, we should all give our praise to this kind and benevolent -- not to mention inherently guided by the shining light of this world -- woman, for she makes many sacrifices to simply live in such a place as this. Marney, we thank you for your presence, O kind and gentle one! I, on behalf of everyone on the Earth, apologize for our inferiority! EDIT: Marney's greatness caused me to misspeak, forgive me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Damn Marney, calm the fuck down, bitch. All this drama, while makes for a find read, on closer inspection comes off as too pathetically funny to be real. "How dare someone react in the total opposite way of my hypothetical handling of that particular situation!? I exPLODE in RAGE!!!" So simmer down, hoe. Have a snack, take a smoke break, go eat some pussy, get penatrated, let the tension out that has been built up by having to suffer through the terrible crime of reading somone's posts. Oh, and one more thing. Jesus H Christ. I can see why even decent guys get so impatient with women; sometimes we don't seem to have a single goddamn brain cell to share between 3 billion of us. OMGF~! SEXISM, BAN PLZ~! This certainly was...well...a collection of letters... that formed various words. Yep. It certainly was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Marney, we thank you for your presence, O kind and gentle one! I, on behalf of everyone on the Earth, apologize for our inferiority! Why thank you, Tyler. You're welcome, and I accept your apology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Have you ever considered founding a religion? If not, you should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 (edited) At the request of Marney: "This thread, much like having vaginal contortions due to sand wedging itself between one's overly tight canal, is ghey." Just stick to posting "This thread is ghey" in random threads, Bruj0. You still have the intelligence for that. If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes off as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner, with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and let you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. *editted due to BRUJ0 being a dumb fuck up* Edited October 13, 2003 by EL BRUJ0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes of as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and lot you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. The sentence made less and less sense as it went on. Wierd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes of as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and lot you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. The sentence made less and less sense as it went on. Wierd. I was so prepared to laugh my ass off, because it started off so well. Then I just had this half smile and stare at the screen. I too am confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 From what I read it sounded like it was night time and she said the headlights were bright so she might not have been able to get the license plate number. Or they may not have had a front license plate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 This certainly was...well...a collection of letters... that formed various words. Yep. It certainly was. Just to be clear, was this an insult towards me? And is Marney insulting the entire female populace a bit too much on the sexist side, or does it fall under the similar precedent of black folk using the "n" word? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 This certainly was...well...a collection of letters... that formed various words. Yep. It certainly was. Just to be clear, was this an insult towards me? And is Marney insulting the entire female populace a bit too much on the sexist side, or does it fall under the similar precedent of black folk using the "n" word? Not a insult. More of a "I have no idea how to respond to this so I write stuff...+1" And I don't think the N-word precedent is the same. Women aren't likely to kick the ever loving shit out of you for using those words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Ok, then. And what part of my previous post made no sense, Ripper or Chave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Ok, then. And what part of my previous post made no sense, Ripper or Chave? This part: If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes of as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and lot you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Let's consider one more aspect of this mess. All of you sitting there saying, "Aww, the poor thing, she just got scared, it was a difficult situation" - can you tell me that, if the person who'd posted this crap had balls between his legs instead of breasts on her chest, you'd be just as greasily sympathetic? That you'd be oozing the milk of human kindness quite so freely? Somehow I doubt it. But she does have breasts, which you people seem to believe excuses her from having to have a brain as well. Better yet, she photographs her breasts and uses them as her avatar! Well, naturally, you have to be sappy and understanding now. Feh. You're all as pathetic as she is. One more time (say it with me, kids): NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER. She did not freak out over ANYTHING THAT ACTUALLY OCCURRED. It's a huge psychodrama conducted to get treacly effusive attention. And you're all too willing to ladle spoonful after dripping spoonful into her mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes of as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and lot you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. Those two parts got me. And I have to admit the ass thumbed and cock palmed went right by me the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes of as having brains How about grammar above a third grade level? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
