Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Might D and I got into a little scuffle in the WWE folder. All I did was ask about the possibility of a Hogan vs. Austin match at WMXX, and as opposed to answering my question, he ATTACKED me, making me cry in the process. Here are his mean, callous words: It has about as much chance of happening as you scoring with that russian girl you made up out of your head. Here is my courageous reply: Oh Yeah? Trust me, the Russian girl is very real. Everything that I've said in LSD is true...well, except for that cat-licking-coochie part, which I took the liberty to include for hyperbolic reasons ONLY. The peanut butter WAS applied to her hairless cooch; however, it wasn't for sexual purposes. Apparently, in addition to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, women also use peanut butter as a beauty product -- from what I understand, it gives the nookie that "younger, tighter" look. Women use the darndest things to enhance their appearance, some of which also include toothpaste (to treat zits), as well as preparation H and guacamole (to alleviate the wrinkles on the face). Amazing, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I don't think the words have been invented which can properly describe the depths of which this has sunk to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Wow Peanut Butter on the cooch for beauty reasons???? Can one of the female posters either verify this or put this kid in his place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I callously attacked you? You cried? Excuse me for a second.............................*steps outside*...............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 as opposed to answering my question, he ATTACKED me, making me cry in the process Here are his mean, callous words... Here is my courageous reply... This gets better and better with every post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghettoman Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Ok first off, nobody puts peanut butter on there cooter for beauty reasons, if they do there either imaginary or really a man. Secondly, nobody puts peanut butter on there cooter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Wow Peanut Butter on the cooch for beauty reasons???? Can one of the female posters either verify this or put this kid in his place? Never heard of anything of the sort in my whole damn life, unsurprisingly. Sounds like rawmvp gets most of his information about women from usenet porn texts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Yes we have Marney here.....a real girl mind you...telling us that doesn't happen. Now let's get some other girls in here to tell us that rawmvp is full of shit....as if we didn't already know. I mean it's funny that he has a response to everything. We say "No girl would do that. A cat's tongue would hurt like hell!" "Oh well it's for beauty reasons!" "No it's not! Nobody's ever heard of that in their life!" "Well she's Russian! They're not like us you know! I should know b/c my town has America's largest Russian population.....I mean......I hang out in Little Russia every day." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 When this thread finally dies, rawmvp will have outlived his usefulness on the board. Actually, he already has, but I want a dramatic conclusion to this fictitious ball of feces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I want a bloodbath and death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I want a bloodbath and death. Someone needs to shove Mr. Socko into his mouth before that happens, just to add insult to injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I'm bored with this thread. *leaves forever* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I only find this thread amusing because i'm imagining Mick Foley saying all these naff lines, especially the one about the pussy and the peanut butter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 I only find this thread amusing because i'm imagining Mick Foley saying all these naff lines, especially the one about the pussy and the peanut butter. Oh another girl! Tell us WJM....have you ever put peanut butter down there for beauty purposes? Or is that just a crazy Russian thing they do in America's largest Russian community? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I thought the only reason girls would consider making their pussy into a peanut butter sandwich would be so they could get a nice tongue bath by their dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Well, there's a visual I didn't need before going out to eat tonight. Thanks, Rant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I want a bloodbath and death. I want my gimmick back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I still want my romeo and juliet ending....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest elite Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Peanut butter on my girly parts, huh? Umm, no. No, no, no. Nooo. But hey, I've got an idea... Why don't you, rawmvp, slap some Skippy on your sac and then report back as to the tightness and youthful appearance of your nether regions. Ugh. Nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I want a bloodbath and death. I want my gimmick back. I wasn't trying to steal your gimmick....I just want this to whole story to end horribly and be put of out its misery for good. And death seems like a good way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I only find this thread amusing because i'm imagining Mick Foley saying all these naff lines, especially the one about the pussy and the peanut butter. Oh another girl! Tell us WJM....have you ever put peanut butter down there for beauty purposes? Or is that just a crazy Russian thing they do in America's largest Russian community? Are we talking about smooth or chunky peanut butter? Nah i usually stick to soap and E45 cream, but never say never ya know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Oh I'll say never to putting peanut butter on my pussy. I'll just stick to shaving and a little bit of baby oil (to make it soft) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Oh I'll say never to putting peanut butter on my pussy. Jelly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Only if it's KY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Cream cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Maple syrup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 No to both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Can we close this thread? Please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Marmalade? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
