Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 NO, TSA, it will go on until you take your tweezers and pluck your eyes out. In all seriousness, if you don't like it, don't post in it anymore. It's that simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 :::gets on my knees::: Oh ya baby *cues porno music* Heh, I only do that for one particular poster on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 3, 2004 :::gets on my knees::: Oh ya baby *cues porno music* Heh, I only do that for one particular poster on this board. I talked to whoever that is and they said to do it to me for now on. So no worries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Well since he is in bed right now, I'm not sure you got through to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Well, TSA you're back IN! Please, please stay and never leave because you're a wonderful girl. Oh, and now that you're on your knees, you can have all the sourcream you want, free of charge. Kidding about the last part, of course. love ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Sour cream isn't my thing. I prefer whipped cream, chocolate syrup, or some kind of liquor for a body shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 What about ice cream? I know it's cold, but I can always put it in the microwave, melt it, and gently pour it over your assets. That way your exquisite tunnel of love won't feel frigid. OK? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 3, 2004 That way your exquisite tunnel of love won't feel frigid. I don't mind if she rubs her nether region against me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Kinda like a Janet Jackson moment eh? And if you are going for cold, ice cubes works really well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Hey, I've got a joke for you guys: Condoms now come in soft drink flavors. Do you know which flavor women worldwide prefer the most? Squirt. BTW, TSA, are you a squirter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 What about dry ice, TSA? That way I can get satisfy my lustful longing for you and have a paranormal experience. OK? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 BTW, TSA, are you a squirter? Ask MX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 3, 2004 I'm sure Natalie would love to know you're flirting with a poster on your wrestling board. Unless she died during your phonecall. Or I'm dreaming those posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Page 35 is the funniest thing about this thread. I say, this thread should NEVER be closed. This thread needs to become rawmvp's online diary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted February 3, 2004 What Natalie doesn't know can't hurt her And if Natalie is up for it -- and believe me, she will be once she realizes what an angel TSA is -- we can have a threeway with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sour cream, a box of cheerios, a box of kix, and some world renowned Russian vodka. With that said, the real intoxicating liquor will come later in the night when Natalie and TSA's sprinklers are turned on. It'll be like I'm six years old again -- running around in the grass as I'm bombarded with clear, refreshing liquid splashing me in the face. Ahhh, those were the good 'ol days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Oh My God this is now AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL. Stop this small talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 I love this thread if only for the fact it's showing how uptight and humorless TSA is... Though I suppose that really would make her like Dear Abby Keep up the good work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 What Natalie doesn't know can't hurt her And if Natalie is up for it -- and believe me, she will be once she realizes what an angel TSA is -- we can have a threeway with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sour cream, a box of cheerios, a box of kix, and some world renowned Russian vodka. With that said, the real intoxicating liquor will come later in the night when Natalie and TSA's sprinklers are turned on. It'll be like I'm six years old again -- running around in the grass as I'm bombarded with clear, refreshing liquid splashing me in the face. Ahhh, those were the good 'ol days. If this was a fantasy and Natalie was someone I'd consider doing a threesome with, then maybe. And Angelslayer, I'm just saying what's comes to my mind as I read the posts. If that makes me come off as uptight, so be it. But I really need to heavily flirt on a message board (especially when your significant other is a a member too, that's just not a smart thing to do) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 I'm dissapointed......all this time and nobody is dead........just a bunch of stupid flirting from rawmvp to a chick that has a boyfriend and he has no chance with......and dear god he's still talking about sour cream and using all kinds of unneccessary fancy words.........whoever bought you a thesaurus should die. So I ask again........can we ban him on the stupidity rule? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 And Angelslayer, I'm just saying what's comes to my mind as I read the posts And your empty content reflects that But I really need to heavily flirt on a message board What? Especially when your significant other is a a member too Really? I had no fuckin' clue your b/f is another poster here Since I presume the sarcasm of the last statement failed to penetrate your skull, I assure you it's there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Invictus 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 At this moment, I rolled down my window a little more. I was severely pissed. The raging, crimson remants of fire coincided with my uncontrollable rage from within. I slapped him in the face to show him a lesson and said, "Look, you overgrown Mexian with no education. Why don't you stop bullying people and start going to college to expand your critical thinking skills and better your lives, as opposed to loafing around in the streets like a bunch of ignorant, uninformed citizens. If you go to school, you can contribute and make the world a better place." Natalie nodded in agreement. [...] In defiance, I holler, "Leave my girlfriend out of this...before I --" [...] "Dammit, stop it...you have no right to vilify my girlfriend and I. We're proper educated people unlike you buffoons..." Learn how to write! My gosh, nothing you've written in this ENTIRE THREAD, save for maybe the first page, comes even close to any semblance of what natural dialogue and conversation should sound like. Honestly, you brag about your A's in Advanced English at Berkley and then you proceed to vomit this diarrhea out of your ass. Heaven help us if this kind of pompous trash is what passes for A material there, or anywhere for that matter. Stop writing, go find a job you'll be good at. Like being a doorstop. And for the record, I think this stopped being real on the first page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 How is Dames still letting this thing eat up bandwidth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 How is Dames still letting this thing eat up bandwidth? because dames = rawmvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 With that said, the real intoxicating liquor will come later in the night when Natalie and TSA's sprinklers are turned on. It'll be like I'm six years old again -- running around in the grass as I'm bombarded with clear, refreshing liquid splashing me in the face. Ahhh, those were the good 'ol days. I'm not squemish or anything but good god man. That's pretty stinking anyway, but the whole metaphor thingy makes me want to puke. Its strange how this thread is making me hate the english language. This thread = The computerised equivelent of having your intestines pulled out, then being made to snorkle in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 With that said, the real intoxicating liquor will come later in the night when Natalie and TSA's sprinklers are turned on. It'll be like I'm six years old again -- running around in the grass as I'm bombarded with clear, refreshing liquid splashing me in the face. Ahhh, those were the good 'ol days. I'm not squemish or anything but good god man. That's pretty stinking anyway, but the whole metaphor thingy makes me want to puke. Its strange how this thread is making me hate the english language. This thread = The computerised equivelent of having your intestines pulled out, then being made to snorkle in them. You say it like you've done that in real life......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 There'd be no way I'd consider a threesome with weird scenrios like that, especially the sour cream and cereal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 There'd be no way I'd consider a threesome with weird scenrios like that, especially the sour cream and cereal. I was wondering why you'd consider anything involving rawmvp......but then again if you turn him down he's going to tell us a long story about how your boyfriend is abusive and treats you bad and you cried that you loved him but your evil TEXAN parents wanted you to marry that guy so they threaten that if he doesn't quit seeing you they'll send their DESPERADO connections after him.......and of course we end with you tied to a railroad track and rawmvp in his world famous leather jacket riding up on a horse to save you. And before you laugh at this rawmvp........I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU. I THINK YOU ARE DUMB AND I AM HAVING A LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE. Jesus sometimes I don't think this guy understands this. I think he's one of those half retarded kids that follow people around in school and goes "Oh you guys!" when he's made fun of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 3, 2004 What the fuck is happening here? You wouldn't bang Yelena when you had the chance because you wanted to be true your one love Natalie and now you're trying to pick up TSA. You sir are an Ass (this of course presumes the Yelena story was true which I don't believe for one second) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 4, 2004 rawmvp ruined all memories of my childhood moments of running through sprinklers in the summertime. When I get my own home the lawn will die and be filled with crab grass because the thoughts of a sprinkler system will forever frighten me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Do what they do in Vegas. Concrete... or rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
