alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 On ESPNNEWS, they just said something to the effect of Steinbrenner's lack of support for the coaching staff. They said Zim lashed out at him and said he's done at the end of the Series, saying "I'm a human being, and I ain't been treated like one for 11 months." Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 He's a gerbil. Maybe Richard Gere will hire him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C Dubya 04 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 Does anyone know what Zimmer actually does anyway? Besides take up bench room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 Someone has to say it: Zim is just avoiding another round with Pedro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 Does anyone know what Zimmer actually does anyway? Besides take up bench room. He makes David Wells feel better about not being the fattest man in the dugout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 17, 2003 zimmer is pretty much what you would call Comedic Relief/Inspirational movtivator...Torre wanted to laugh a little and Zimmer really shaped and modeled Jeter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 zimmer is pretty much what you would call Comedic Relief/Inspirational movtivator...Torre wanted to laugh a little and Zimmer really shaped and modeled Jeter. So basically he does nothing is what you're saying. Wait....wait....no, scratch that. He also occasionally gets his fat ass rolled along the field when he starts thinking he's tougher than he actually is, not to mention 40 years younger. Gotcha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted October 17, 2003 He'll have more free time now to run around in his wheel and lose weight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2003 In all seriousness, Zimmer is an advice guy. He's got loads of managerial and coaching experience, and he's a fairly intelligent guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted October 18, 2003 Damnit, everytime I see Zimmer I can't help but think NOTHING STOPS THE BLOB!! but it appears something finally did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2003 The Yankees keep all their Halloween candy in his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brush with Greatness 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2003 Wow, Zimmer is actually an employee of the Yankees. I thought he was just one of those handicap guys that was into sports so the team let him hang around with them. Sort of like that "Radio" movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. coming up soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted October 18, 2003 For some reason, I always saw him sitting on the bench and complaining constantly. "Wheres my jello?! Whos gonna drive me home?! You're not my regular nurse! Merle died ya know!" Or one of those uber bitter old bastards who just bitches about how much better he was than everyone. "Feh! Martinez is a pussy! Back in my day, if a pitcher threw at us, we put his ass in a wheelchair! Why I played a whole game with a baseball buried in my skull. Still got 2 doubles and stole a base! Pussies, all of em!" In any case, that man went to the school that burnt down before they even built the old school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
