I rolled a truck yesterday

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I give your car accident ***1/2. It would have gotten higher ratings but the screwjob ending with your boss firing you was a little too sports entertaining for my likes.

[Guest The Old Me]

I give your car accident ***1/2. It would have gotten higher ratings but the screwjob ending with your boss firing you was a little too sports entertaining for my likes.

Excactly. I could have at least stunned my boss, kidnapped him or held him hostage with a toy gun that says "Bang 4:20" to continue the angle, but it was just dropped.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I give your car accident ***1/2.  It would have gotten higher ratings but the screwjob ending with your boss firing you was a little too sports entertaining for my likes.

Excactly. I could have at least stunned my boss, kidnapped him or held him hostage with a toy gun that says "Bang 4:20" to continue the angle, but it was just dropped.

Or maybe after he fired you, he could have changed his decision to keep you only to have you feud with the monsterous "new employee". That would have went over huge.

[Guest The Old Me]

I give your car accident ***1/2.  It would have gotten higher ratings but the screwjob ending with your boss firing you was a little too sports entertaining for my likes.

Excactly. I could have at least stunned my boss, kidnapped him or held him hostage with a toy gun that says "Bang 4:20" to continue the angle, but it was just dropped.

Or maybe after he fired you, he could have changed his decision to keep you only to have you feud with the monsterous "new employee". That would have went over huge.

I hope this firing was all a big SWERVE~ by the bank and they'll bring me back in as the HIGHER POWER! The looks on my former co workers faces would be priceless.

[Mik 0]

Except that's not what is going to happen at all is it? No, now your ass is out of job, getting a divorce and you just rolled a truck.

 

I almost feel sorry for you.

[Damaramu 0]

Except that's not what is going to happen at all is it? No, now your ass is out of job, getting a divorce and you just rolled a truck.

 

I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost being the key word here.

[Guest The Old Me]

Except that's not what is going to happen at all is it? No, now your ass is out of job, getting a divorce and you just rolled a truck.

 

I almost feel sorry for you.

Actually I have a job lined up as soon as tomorrow, laying tile. But, I'm waiting for my interview with Verizon. Meanwhile, I'm much less stressed out being unemployed than I was while being employed by that fucking bank, the marriage and kids are great, and I just might take MY turn sucking up the unemployment. The truck was a repo from some deadbeat, no skin off my balls.

 

You'll still be a tool who gets no ass at Cornell and will have to stop jerking off to Pudge in a few weeks when he gets a mouthful of Jeter's dick at the plate.

[Mik 0]

Except that's not what is going to happen at all is it? No, now your ass is out of job, getting a divorce and you just rolled a truck.

 

I almost feel sorry for you.

Actually I have a job lined up as soon as tomorrow, laying tile. But, I'm waiting for my interview with Verizon. Meanwhile, I'm much less stressed out being unemployed than I was while being employed by that fucking bank, the marriage and kids are great, and I just might take MY turn sucking up the unemployment. The truck was a repo from some deadbeat, no skin off my balls.

 

You'll still be a tool who gets no ass at Cornell and will have to stop jerking off to Pudge in a few weeks when he gets a mouthful of Jeter's dick at the plate.

Well that's good. I'm glad you're happy, honestly I am. I'm happy too. I'm going to Rome/Italy for 14 days and I'm moving to California next year on what appears to be, at this point, a full scholarship. Oh, and I just got an iPod. Yeah, I'm pretty happy.

 

And as for the getting no ass comment, well I can't claim to be a ladies' man, but then again that may be because I've had the same girlfriend for the past 14 months.

[Guest The Old Me]

Except that's not what is going to happen at all is it? No, now your ass is out of job, getting a divorce and you just rolled a truck.

 

I almost feel sorry for you.

Actually I have a job lined up as soon as tomorrow, laying tile. But, I'm waiting for my interview with Verizon. Meanwhile, I'm much less stressed out being unemployed than I was while being employed by that fucking bank, the marriage and kids are great, and I just might take MY turn sucking up the unemployment. The truck was a repo from some deadbeat, no skin off my balls.

 

You'll still be a tool who gets no ass at Cornell and will have to stop jerking off to Pudge in a few weeks when he gets a mouthful of Jeter's dick at the plate.

Well that's good. I'm glad you're happy, honestly I am. I'm happy too. I'm going to Rome/Italy for 14 days and I'm moving to California next year on what appears to be, at this point, a full scholarship. Oh, and I just got an iPod. Yeah, I'm pretty happy.

 

And as for the getting no ass comment, well I can't claim to be a ladies' man, but then again that may be because I've had the same girlfriend for the past 14 months.

Italy for 14 days does sound nice, but a lot of time for 1 country, no?

 

You should take a few days and go to Amsterdam. While it may be known as a pot/hooker haven, there is plenty to do there with Van Gogh, Canal tours, the Anne Frank museum and much more.

 

14 months eh? That's still the honeymoon period.

[Mik 0]

Yeah. Unforunately, she is still a junior, while I am a senior. Henceforth, we have a bit of a dilemma upcoming with my graduation in May and subsequent cross country move.

 

Hopefully she'll join me and all will work out for the best, but who knows.

 

As for 14 days being too much for one country, you may be right, but the tour we found is for that long and gets us to just about everything we need to say. It will be thorough.

[Ripper 0]

The flaming smoothly transitioned to a civil conversation...in NHB...strange...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Their penises are of equal length, it would appear.

[Guest The Old Me]

Their penises are of equal length, it would appear.

Perhaps.