Guest Goodear Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Hello all you will see another chapter of the Friday the 13th series has been reviewed by yours truly for TSM. Please feel free to feedback it. But as well as that, I have questions for you all regarding these articles namely... Should I change up franchises now and come back to The 13th later or would you prefer I just continue the way I am? Death Stars: Yay or Meh? Is there something you would like to see in these reviews that you aren't seeing? I mean other than a telented writer doing them. Thanks, Mark
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Death Star + Do all of Friday the 13ths in a row, then move on!!
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 You even have to cover Jason X also... mu-ha-ha
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 You even have to cover Jason X also... mu-ha-ha And the video game!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 And Kane Hodder's restraining order against me!
NoCalMike Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Friday the 13th is one of my favorites in the entire series.
Guest Black Tiger Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Keep up with the F-13 series, or if you feel the need to change up, then at least tackle number 7 just for the Doctor's death with the week wacker And you should definatly do Part IV since that is when Jason actually "dies" Keep up with the death stars as well, they're a nice touch to the columns. People (well most people anyways) watch the movies for the grusome death scenes in the first place, why not have a little score for how good/gory/creative they are? Good review as usual, just a couple of notes though, 1st, exactly when is it said that Debbie is knocked up? I've only seen the TV version of the film in the last few years and I don't recall any mention of that. When Jason supposedly killed the biker gang leader (can't recall his name) the first time, wasn't he hitting him with the machete repeatedly? Looks like someone messed up here since he came back to save Chris at the end. Just to be an ass, when Shelly falls out of the closet with the knife in his head, you should have said something like "DEATH NUMBER 4!, never mind Shelly was just fucking around" It wasn't a hot poker up the ass, it was a hot poker in the gut, but the SK reference was damn funny. Can't bitch about much, as usual, keep them coming man, they kick ass
Guest Goodear Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Keep up with the F-13 series, or if you feel the need to change up, then at least tackle number 7 just for the Doctor's death with the week wacker Oh I'm definitely doing all the F-13s it was just a matter of seeing if people wanted a little Scanners or something to mix it up or not. But it looks like Jason is king around here so I will serve the masses. Good review as usual, just a couple of notes though, 1st, exactly when is it said that Debbie is knocked up? I've only seen the TV version of the film in the last few years and I don't recall any mention of that. While the group was in the van and smoking dope, Andy offers Deb a drag and she declines saying something to the effect of 'thinking for two now". Watch for it early on before they get to the cabin. When Jason supposedly killed the biker gang leader (can't recall his name) the first time, wasn't he hitting him with the machete repeatedly? Looks like someone messed up here since he came back to save Chris at the end. That was Ali and Jason was beating him in the head with a wrench and not a machete the first time they went at it. Of course that should also kill him but we're in a land where Shelly actually has friends so take a little on faith. Just to be an ass, when Shelly falls out of the closet with the knife in his head, you should have said something like "DEATH NUMBER 4!, never mind Shelly was just fucking around" I try to only pull out the deaths only when someone dies. I don't know why, but I'm taking a cue from Jaws in that regard... by which I mean in that movie that were a couple of false scares right? But you only ever heard the 'dum-dum' when the shark was actually there. I don't like to tease you in that way. Why? ... I dunno. It wasn't a hot poker up the ass, it was a hot poker in the gut, but the SK reference was damn funny. I know where Chili got stabbed, I just took a little license to make a haw haw. If you prefer, just replace that with 'Chili takes a hot poker in the gut! Well, I guess thats one way to heat it up. Nothing worse than cold chili. Stir and serve."
Guest Goodear Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 And the TV series Don't think I wouldn't if I could get copies. <-- Liked the whole premiss of the show, didn't get why it was called what it was, but liked the show.
Guest Black Tiger Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 While the group was in the van and smoking dope, Andy offers Deb a drag and she declines saying something to the effect of 'thinking for two now". Watch for it early on before they get to the cabin. That explains it, the whole dope scene got cut off the TV version, or at least the version that is shown on SPIKE/TNN
Guest BDC Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Your reviews are great. Death stars are a unique and appreciated plus. Finish the series off, then go to Halloween, but skip the lame non-Myers ones.
The Dames Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 And the TV series Don't think I wouldn't if I could get copies. <-- Liked the whole premiss of the show, didn't get why it was called what it was, but liked the show. From what I've heard, the show has a very small tie in to the films, part III in particular. The show, for those of you who weren't aware of Friday the 13th, The TV Series, was about an antique shop full of items that were considered to be "unlucky". Each episode revolved around the events following the purchase of any of the items, in a weekly "Tales from the Crypt" esque show. The tie is is this.... Shelley from Part III purchased Jason's infamous hockey mask in that antique shop. Personally, I can't wait until "Camp Crystal Lake" comes to fruition. It's a TV series that's supposed to be on the air next year. It was announced at the same time as the Friday the 13th Paramount Box Set at a convention by Paramount execs on September 19th in Las Vegas. Dames
NoCalMike Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 I liked F13th series until they got rid of the original guy that was the partner with the red haired chick.
Guest Black Tiger Posted October 25, 2003 Report Posted October 25, 2003 DEATH ELEVEN! KONA CRUSH HEADPOPPING, EYEBALL BLASTING FUNNNNNNNNNN! Hey Ali’s not dead! Wait yes he is! DEATH ELEVEN Jason chops his dumb ass down and just goes to town with the knife. Does something seem out order here?
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