A Private Message I intercepted

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Ok I know that we don't get along but here's a truce for now. Because I notice that you are a favorite target of Banky. And I seem to be becoming one of his targets. How do you deal with his ignorant ass?

 

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

 

 

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Who wrote this? Don't be a bitch, admit it. I won't get mad. Who hates me?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

DRAHMAH~!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

DRAHMAH~!

It better not have been you, son. I MADE you, and I'll damn sure break you. I thought we was friends.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

Mario, I'll split you open.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

Mario, I'll split you open.

You will be Opened up by me, and my pool cue!

[Slayer 0]

What the hell is with all the Skull'n'Crossbone icons?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

Mario, I'll split you open.

You're not THAT big.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

Mario, I'll split you open.

You will be Opened up by me, and my pool cue!

Is that an offer?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So - How does one deal with Banky's arrogant ass?

::Gets out the Vaseline::

Mario, I'll split you open.

You will be Opened up by me, and my pool cue!

Is that an offer?

Yes. Now get in the fuckin' showers like I told you to! And take Chave with you!

 

If you want to avoid my hazing of you, you could kidnap the New Me, and let me make a man out of him!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What the hell is with all the Skull'n'Crossbone icons?

Click the sig.

[Guest The Old Me]

Come out come out where ever you are, little pussy. You's bout' to get LEARNED somethin by the UGS mafia.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Banky, I find your ass to be quite amicable.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Come out come out where ever you are, little pussy. You's bout' to get LEARNED somethin by the UGS mafia.

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Come out come out where ever you are, little pussy.  You's bout' to get LEARNED somethin by the UGS mafia.

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell::

Mario, did you send this PM?

 

I find it hard to believe that even you would be that dumb. Please don't disappoint me Mario: I have faith.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Come out come out where ever you are, little pussy.  You's bout' to get LEARNED somethin by the UGS mafia.

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell::

Mario, did you send this PM?

 

I find it hard to believe that even you would be that dumb. Please don't disappoint me Mario: I have faith.

No, I didn't send it. I can't write up something that good.

[Guest The Old Me]

You would use a clothesline from hell, you fat hoss.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Come out come out where ever you are, little pussy.  You's bout' to get LEARNED somethin by the UGS mafia.

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell::

Mario, did you send this PM?

 

I find it hard to believe that even you would be that dumb. Please don't disappoint me Mario: I have faith.

No, I didn't send it. I can't write up something that good.

I believe you Mario.

 

So, who is it?

 

Anyone got any guesses?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You would use a clothesline from hell, you fat hoss.

Damn right I would!

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm betting it's Harley Quinn? No? I dunno then.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I blame Zack Malibu. He sent me a PM one time telling me to fuck off and denied it.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Wasn't me...nm on my comment after, answered it myself

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Could it be Eagan, back to haunt us from the dead?

 

Or has JangoFett4Hire got bored of trying to flame me, and moved onto someone lamer?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Or maybe CWM III didn't get banned after all. Maybe he is still around bitching about how we should all be banned.

[justsoyouknow 0]

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

 

...no, really, it wasn't me. I bet it was JangoFett4Hire. Because he's a douche.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

It was ME!!!

 

 

J/K.

 

Probably was Bob Barron or Mr. J.

 

Or maybe Eagen has returned again.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi: I PMed Banky! I dood it for you Chave. I dood it for our people!

[Guest The Old Me]

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

 

...no, really, it wasn't me. I bet it was JangoFett4Hire. Because he's a douche.

That's what I'm thinking. Whoever it was doesn't have the balls to come out and say it, so.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi: I PMed Banky! I dood it for you Chave. I did it for our people!

Hehehe...HIGH-larious.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi: I PMed Banky! I dood it for you Chave. I dood it for our people!

If I had enough roo in my sig, that would be straight in there.

 

Hell, I'll resurect the 100 reasons thread for this!