A Private Message I intercepted

[Nighthawk 0]

Both of you oughta stop with the epistles.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Sorry, it's become a nasty habit with me, blah

[Damaramu 0]

I already explained chave why I sent the PM.

And you know what? You're right...every little thing you said is right. And you are right that NHB is the only place that pisses me off and the only place where I seem to not have fun on the board. You're right...I am getting along fine without this forum.

Everything you said is 100% correct chave.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can't believe how personally TMD is taking this. If it saves you from hanging yourself tonight, I'll say this, I am violently indifferent towards you. I don't hate you. You are just TOO much fun to antagonize. I am embarrassed for what you have gone through here tonight. Please don't ever allow yourself to be put in such a compromising position as to have the whole board rip a streak in you. Not that they did, but they surely have the opportunity here. Remember not to take everything so damned seriously, and you'll be alright. We're only fucking around with you, well that is, until you start fighting blindly with scissors that are clearly going to injure you more than us. Grow a fucking set, forget this ever happened, and move on.

[Damaramu 0]

I can't believe how personally TMD is taking this.  If it saves you from hanging yourself tonight, I'll say this, I am violently indifferent towards you.  I don't hate you.  You are just TOO much fun to antagonize.  I am embarrassed for what you have gone through here tonight.  Please don't ever allow yourself to be put in such a compromising position as to have the whole board rip a streak in you.  Not that they did, but they surely have the opportunity here.  Remember not to take everything so damned seriously, and you'll be alright.  We're only fucking around with you, well that is, until you start fighting blindly with scissors that are clearly going to injure you more than us.  Grow a fucking set, forget this ever happened, and move on.

I understand Banky. I sat back and thought to myself...."Why did I pick on people in school?" and realized....because they fought back and it made it so much funner. And I now realize that. I was just making it even more fun for you guys. Man I feel like an ass. But you know...I guess these are the experiences that build character. Maybe I can take it and apply it towards real life....you know.....I've learned things on here before.

Anyways yes I agree with you Banky. And yes I see your point of view. And I think I'm finally ready to have fun.

But I will be dead honest with you now and share something from MY life. I when growing up was picked on in grade school. And I was picked on a lot. And it made me feel like crap. And I could never understand why I was picked on. Then I got to Jr. High and things started to get better...I still got picked on but people were lightening up. Then I got to High School and I had a great time. I had a lot of friends and I was having a great time. Now that I'm in college....well....let's just say that the little boy that was picked on in grade school is gone. But then I get on here and I get picked on. And maybe the reason I took it so personally is because I'm still insecure about that time of my life. I know it sounds stupid...but anybody that's ever been picked on may be able to agree. Maybe that's why I took it personally. I didn't see you guys as people I don't know on a message board. I saw you more as the bullies that made grades 1-6 a living hell. But you know.....your not. And you just said it yourself. You're just fucking with me...you're not intentionally trying to hurt me.

So maybe that will explain why I take it so personally...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Good. I question how anyone could have true hatred on the internet. Look at Johnson, he ignored us, and we forgot about him. You just need to chill out, as do others here, this is just a place to fuck around.

[Guest The Old Me]

Next on a very special NHB:

 

Eagan returns, and rights his wrongs.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I can't believe how personally TMD is taking this.  If it saves you from hanging yourself tonight, I'll say this, I am violently indifferent towards you.  I don't hate you.  You are just TOO much fun to antagonize.  I am embarrassed for what you have gone through here tonight.  Please don't ever allow yourself to be put in such a compromising position as to have the whole board rip a streak in you.  Not that they did, but they surely have the opportunity here.  Remember not to take everything so damned seriously, and you'll be alright.  We're only fucking around with you, well that is, until you start fighting blindly with scissors that are clearly going to injure you more than us.  Grow a fucking set, forget this ever happened, and move on.

I understand Banky. I sat back and thought to myself...."Why did I pick on people in school?" and realized....because they fought back and it made it so much funner. And I now realize that. I was just making it even more fun for you guys. Man I feel like an ass. But you know...I guess these are the experiences that build character. Maybe I can take it and apply it towards real life....you know.....I've learned things on here before.

Anyways yes I agree with you Banky. And yes I see your point of view. And I think I'm finally ready to have fun.

But I will be dead honest with you now and share something from MY life. I when growing up was picked on in grade school. And I was picked on a lot. And it made me feel like crap. And I could never understand why I was picked on. Then I got to Jr. High and things started to get better...I still got picked on but people were lightening up. Then I got to High School and I had a great time. I had a lot of friends and I was having a great time. Now that I'm in college....well....let's just say that the little boy that was picked on in grade school is gone. But then I get on here and I get picked on. And maybe the reason I took it so personally is because I'm still insecure about that time of my life. I know it sounds stupid...but anybody that's ever been picked on may be able to agree. Maybe that's why I took it personally. I didn't see you guys as people I don't know on a message board. I saw you more as the bullies that made grades 1-6 a living hell. But you know.....your not. And you just said it yourself. You're just fucking with me...you're not intentionally trying to hurt me.

So maybe that will explain why I take it so personally...

This post is THAT much better if you read it with the Full House "life lesson" piano song playing in the background.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

I can't believe how personally TMD is taking this.  If it saves you from hanging yourself tonight, I'll say this, I am violently indifferent towards you.  I don't hate you.  You are just TOO much fun to antagonize.  I am embarrassed for what you have gone through here tonight.  Please don't ever allow yourself to be put in such a compromising position as to have the whole board rip a streak in you.  Not that they did, but they surely have the opportunity here.  Remember not to take everything so damned seriously, and you'll be alright.  We're only fucking around with you, well that is, until you start fighting blindly with scissors that are clearly going to injure you more than us.  Grow a fucking set, forget this ever happened, and move on.

I understand Banky. I sat back and thought to myself...."Why did I pick on people in school?" and realized....because they fought back and it made it so much funner. And I now realize that. I was just making it even more fun for you guys. Man I feel like an ass. But you know...I guess these are the experiences that build character. Maybe I can take it and apply it towards real life....you know.....I've learned things on here before.

Anyways yes I agree with you Banky. And yes I see your point of view. And I think I'm finally ready to have fun.

But I will be dead honest with you now and share something from MY life. I when growing up was picked on in grade school. And I was picked on a lot. And it made me feel like crap. And I could never understand why I was picked on. Then I got to Jr. High and things started to get better...I still got picked on but people were lightening up. Then I got to High School and I had a great time. I had a lot of friends and I was having a great time. Now that I'm in college....well....let's just say that the little boy that was picked on in grade school is gone. But then I get on here and I get picked on. And maybe the reason I took it so personally is because I'm still insecure about that time of my life. I know it sounds stupid...but anybody that's ever been picked on may be able to agree. Maybe that's why I took it personally. I didn't see you guys as people I don't know on a message board. I saw you more as the bullies that made grades 1-6 a living hell. But you know.....your not. And you just said it yourself. You're just fucking with me...you're not intentionally trying to hurt me.

So maybe that will explain why I take it so personally...

This post is THAT much better if you read it with the Full House "life lesson" piano song playing in the background.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

(Applause)

 

Alright, now who wants some ice cream! But this time, I'm going to do the scooping, Michelle.

 

(Canned Laughter)

 

(Ending Riff)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I do NOT understand the whole concept of being a bully victim. Were you just a coward, or what?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I especially don't understand how someone can equate grade school bullying with people flaming you on an internet message board.

 

Kid's pick on other kids for no reason and often there is no escape from it.

 

On the other hand, if someone says they don't like you on the internet (as a couple of people have on the internet to TMD) you can escape form it. You don't have to face up to it to be able to live your life. Just ignore it and assume that these people are jealous of you or whatever. Live in denial.

 

People have said countless times that posting on a message board means shit. Hell, I said that in my first post to TMD. But, if you can't distinguish between real emotions and what people say on the internet, maybe you shouldn't be using it.

 

(PS, this isn't directed at TMD, just general musings)

[Damaramu 0]

I do NOT understand the whole concept of being a bully victim. Were you just a coward, or what?

Well when there's about 10 of them and you can only kick like 8 on thems ass 1 on 1 and the other 2 are pretty much tougher than you.....you really get tired of fighting with them....

I used to fight back. Until they would get tired of it and just beat me up. Like I said they wouldn't do it unless they were all there. But they were usually ALL there. That's how you become a victim. And you know one of the reasons they bullied me? I came to that school in the 3rd grade(so i was actually picked on for grades 3-6) and I made friends with a kid. Now he was one of there favorite play things. Well one day I see my friend getting beat up from across the playground...by just one of them. So I go running over there and just forearm the fucker in the face. He flies backwards into some mud. I told him to back off and he started crying. Then I hear someone walk up behind me and I turn around and they are ALL there. They didn't hit me but they were like "big mistake" and that's when it began. Sure I had my friend to share in the torture and I had a few other friends...but these guys were the school bullies. Nobody was safe....sometimes I think it'd be cool to take all my current strength and go back in time and enter my body at that time. Then I'd kill all 10 of them at once...hehehe........that'd be cool.

I dunno how I can equate it either. I just can. And your right I can just click off. But like I said I like coming to this message board. I've been doing it since it was Rantsylvania. It's about the only thing I do when I get online now aside from check my email. I just like to come here. And so I could click off but then I gotta worry about it following me into any other posts I make. I mean I know you guys never flamed me anywhere but NHB and I guess you had no intention to. But I didn't know you had no intention to. I was afraid I was going to make a post in the WWE forum and wake up to a bunch of "fuck you fatty" responses.

And that's another reason I took the fat jokes seriously. For a while I was pretty fat. Like I've said before it all hung out in my gut but it was still there. Nowadays I've dropped the weight but I've still got a little. So I take the fat jokes personally because that has been a favorite thing for ANYBODY to make fun of me over the years. Anybody that has been picked on for weight can understand it.

Now I'm not whining....you guys just wanted an explanation....so I'm giving it to you.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, basically you're saying you don't want to be flamed inside the flaming folder?

 

Despite the fact that you called The New Me a pedophile and and generally acted like a troll before anyone even though about disliking you?

 

Can't you see the intense hypocrisy of this situation? You moan that we were pseudo-bullying you, when nobody has done anything as bad as you? If someone called you a pedophile, it would be far worse than simply a couple of posters saying they dislike you.

 

And, having done all this, you leave NHB. No-one carries on talking about you or starts threads flaming you. And, instead of just carrying on inside the rest of this folder (including in general chat, where I posted a completely non flame worthy response to you asking about palaeontology) you PM Barron to ask how to deal with Banky. Deal with what? What has Banky done that's so threatening towards you that you can't just shrug it off or come up with a witty response yourself? I'll give you the clue, the way that Barron deals with Banky is not giving a fuck, and not starting shit.

 

Basically, you're acting like a conspiracy victim. Like this is all uncalled for, when you are the one stirring things up and trying to get sympathy. I think you're a crap poster in this forum, and from you're recent actions you're probably not much better in real life. And if that actually affects you, then it just proves my point.

[Guest HoffmanHHH]

You know what would make everyone feel better? Some FREE SEX.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I do NOT understand the whole concept of being a bully victim. Were you just a coward, or what?

Well when there's about 10 of them and you can only kick like 8 on thems ass 1 on 1 and the other 2 are pretty much tougher than you.....you really get tired of fighting with them....

I used to fight back. Until they would get tired of it and just beat me up. Like I said they wouldn't do it unless they were all there. But they were usually ALL there. That's how you become a victim. And you know one of the reasons they bullied me? I came to that school in the 3rd grade(so i was actually picked on for grades 3-6) and I made friends with a kid. Now he was one of there favorite play things. Well one day I see my friend getting beat up from across the playground...by just one of them. So I go running over there and just forearm the fucker in the face. He flies backwards into some mud. I told him to back off and he started crying. Then I hear someone walk up behind me and I turn around and they are ALL there. They didn't hit me but they were like "big mistake" and that's when it began. Sure I had my friend to share in the torture and I had a few other friends...but these guys were the school bullies. Nobody was safe....sometimes I think it'd be cool to take all my current strength and go back in time and enter my body at that time. Then I'd kill all 10 of them at once...hehehe........that'd be cool.

I dunno how I can equate it either. I just can. And your right I can just click off. But like I said I like coming to this message board. I've been doing it since it was Rantsylvania. It's about the only thing I do when I get online now aside from check my email. I just like to come here. And so I could click off but then I gotta worry about it following me into any other posts I make. I mean I know you guys never flamed me anywhere but NHB and I guess you had no intention to. But I didn't know you had no intention to. I was afraid I was going to make a post in the WWE forum and wake up to a bunch of "fuck you fatty" responses.

And that's another reason I took the fat jokes seriously. For a while I was pretty fat. Like I've said before it all hung out in my gut but it was still there. Nowadays I've dropped the weight but I've still got a little. So I take the fat jokes personally because that has been a favorite thing for ANYBODY to make fun of me over the years. Anybody that has been picked on for weight can understand it.

Now I'm not whining....you guys just wanted an explanation....so I'm giving it to you.

Oh man. You clearly have some self-esteem issues. The past is the past, and this is the internet. Just FUCKING ignore us. Don't let us bring out your past demons and make you hate life. Don't come in here if this is such a traumatizing experience. I felt bad for you before, now I am just shocked by how seriously you are taking all this.

[Guest The Old Me]

Didn't I tell you this kid was going to end up in a mental home somewhere?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Wait a minute, so Damaramu is a worthless fat fuck who sticks his ass in people's faces for attention?

[Guest The Old Me]

Wait a minute, so Damaramu is a worthless fat fuck who sticks his ass in people's faces for attention?

Yes, much like you.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Wait a minute, so Damaramu is a worthless fat fuck who sticks his ass in people's faces for attention?

Yes, much like you.

I don't put my ass in people's faces. I may wear assless pants like David Lee Roth, but I don't intend to stick my ass in somebody's face.

[Guest The Old Me]

Roth is ghey.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Didn't I tell you this kid was going to end up in a mental home somewhere?

Er, no...

[Guest The Old Me]

Bullshit. I said 3 days ago this kid was relapsing right now, sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth saying, "It's happening again."

[Damaramu 0]

Yes chave I do see the hypocrisy. That is what I'm saying. I see the problem here. I see the problem is me and nobody else. That's what I'm saying.

And no I don't think I'll end up in a mental home. More like prison for snapping one day when someone makes fun of me in real life. That's when I'd have the dangerous relapse.

But yes chave....I understand what you're saying. That's why I said you were right earlier. And you are still right.

[Guest The Old Me]

That would be very sad if you snapped one day for someone picking on you, and in court, it all came back to us. Okay, not sad, but very funny.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

So it WASN'T Jango?

 

:::reluctantly signs house over to a laughing New Me:::

No. I think I'm owed apologies from:

 

Justsoyoublow

 

Chave

 

New Me

 

and that's it.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

I'm still waiting for my apologies. I understand it takes a man to admit he's wrong, so we could be waiting a while.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So it WASN'T Jango?

 

:::reluctantly signs house over to a laughing New Me:::

No. I think I'm owed apologies from:

 

Justsoyoublow

 

Chave

 

New Me

 

and that's it.

Why do I owe you an apology?

 

When did I ever say it was you?

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Could it be Eagan, back to haunt us from the dead?

 

Or has JangoFett4Hire got bored of trying to flame me, and moved onto someone lamer?

Right here. I'm so mad right now. You better apologize.

 

And you called Banky "someone lamer"

 

Sounds like a mutiny, arrggh ye swabbie... arrrrrr

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

No, I already cried when the false accusations filtered through the threads. I'm just giving these guys a chance to redeem themselves. They don't have to like me, but just admit that they were wrong in this case. Don't make me go to bob barron for advice on how to handle this. I may come back fully armed with the guest host list for the 1997/8 season for SNL and fully prepared to use that shiznit.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Could it be Eagan, back to haunt us from the dead?

 

Or has JangoFett4Hire got bored of trying to flame me, and moved onto someone lamer?

Right here. I'm so mad right now. You better apologize.

 

And you called Banky "someone lamer"

 

Sounds like a mutiny, arrggh ye swabbie... arrrrrr

It's called speculation bub. I never said "I reckon it's JF4H". I was just going along with the speculatory nature of this thread.

 

Hell, it was more of a jokey swipe at Banky than you.

 

Now, toddle back off into your little world where people actually give enough of a fuck about you to accuse you of something.

 

Or you could finish off our last little conversation. I'm still waiting for you to prove you're not worthy of my contempt.