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Guest The Old Me
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There are geeks that will tell you that boba somehow survived being flung into the Sarlaac pit and resumed his bounty hunting. I won't though. He died like a bitch. At least Jango had to be decapitated like a Scotsman.

NEWSFLASH:

 

You are one of those geeks.

Guest The Old Me
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Newsflash, you vile piece of smegma, i just said that he died. Cuntmonger.

Smegma? A troll who used to come here was the only person that I've ever heard use that as an insult.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Newsflash, you vile piece of smegma, i just said that he died. Cuntmonger.

Man, are you trying to become the next Damararamu? Please. You proclaim to be the TSM Comic Book Guy. I really don't want to hurt your fragile ego.

Guest The Old Me
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The comic book guru, eh? Better not fuck with him.

Guest The Old Me
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Mommy...what's a smegma?

I believe it's penis foreskin scum.

Guest The Old Me
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I thought it was the technical term for dickcheese. You learn something new every day, I guess.

That's basically what I said.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What's a cuntmonger?

To answer this riddle, one must only know what a fishmonger is.

 

It's also an experimental avant-psychedelica band

 

They any good? Better than The Four Skins?

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What's a cuntmonger?

To answer this riddle, one must only know what a fishmonger is.

Yeah, but you've got a fishmonger, who sells fish, and an ironmonger, who makes stuff out of iron.

 

So, does a cuntmonger sell cunts or make stuff out of them?

Well a hatemonger promotes hate in everything. Does a cunt monger promote cunts in everything?

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What's a cuntmonger?

To answer this riddle, one must only know what a fishmonger is.

Yeah, but you've got a fishmonger, who sells fish, and an ironmonger, who makes stuff out of iron.

 

So, does a cuntmonger sell cunts or make stuff out of them?

Well a hatemonger promotes hate in everything. Does a cunt monger promote cunts in everything?

And a warmongrer instigates war. Does a cuntmongerer intstigate cunts?

 

How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Which does a cunt have the most in common with? Hate, war, metal manufacturing, or a fish?

 

The answers lie within.

Guest The Old Me
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He likes my cock.

Someone has to...

Oh act like you don't chave. We all know you'll be screaming my name in a few hours...

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