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scaryfuckingfish.jpg

 

I think we know who the heel is around here.

The fish and I have actually formed an alliance...

 

We're calling ourselves SeaMEN.

 

And we're here to openly challenge the Dames to our own gimmick match, only to have it blown up in our faces when a former foe comes down to the ring and interferes.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
Beware, or the semen will be all over your ass, brother.

:)

Guest Sylvan Grenier
Posted

Où est le poisson? Oh non! Il a été mangé par moi! J'ai mangé le poisson avec un sauce délicieuse et un escargot a la carte. J'ai la victoire!

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Où est le poisson? Oh non! Il a été mangé par moi! J'ai mangé le poisson avec un sauce délicieuse et un escargot a la carte. J'ai la victoire!

Shut the fuck up, you FROG! HA!

 

 

And you're the weak link of the team anyway, you might own if you were Dupree at least.

Guest Sylvan Grenier
Posted
And you're the weak link of the team anyway, you might own if you were Dupree at least.

Peut-etre le plus faible, mais le plus sexy.

Posted

And you're the weak link of the team anyway, you might own if you were Dupree at least.

Peut-etre le plus faible, mais le plus sexy.

*Goes to hit Sylvain with a chair, but turns and hits Government employee Dr. Tom with it instead*

 

Jerry "The Dames" Lawler: No! He turned his back on America! I'm EN FUEGO~!

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Cockstrider > The Fish.

 

He also needs no teammate to provide semen either.

Cockstrider wants NO part of the fish.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

::Weakly tosses night stick into the ring thats caught by the heel instead "by Mistake" and Nevermortal cleans house::

 

 

I'm a Heel. I'm going to run in fear of the owner of this board even though I'm twice his size and seven feet tall!!!

 

Oops, I'm being Kane when Shane becomes the owner.

  • 2 months later...
Posted
I am officially turning heel.

 

So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now.

 

Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi.

 

Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it.

 

Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile.

 

Get it, got it, good.

Motherfucker, I will choke you with your own hands, and rape your ass with your own leg. Don't even front.

Thank Christ we have babyface role models like this to save us from evil AFI fans.

Posted
See, this ruled.

I beg to differ.

 

::Weakly tosses night stick into the ring thats caught by the heel instead "by Mistake" and Nevermortal cleans house::

 

 

I'm  a Heel. I'm going to run in fear of the owner of this board even though I'm twice his size and seven feet tall!!!

 

Oops, I'm being Kane when Shane becomes the owner.

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