madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 IT'S BACK. Weekly PPV model. Saturday Night's Main Event for 12/6/03 Dark Match of Doom: Chip Minton vs Virgil. Match Background: Minton is making his debut at this show. Virgil is making his debut at this show. The Match: Chip Minton hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Chip Minton turns Virgil inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Chip Minton turns Virgil inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pin, but Virgil is out just before the three count. Chip Minton hits a right hand on Virgil. There's a two count on the pin. Chip Minton gets taken down out of nowhere! Big kick from Virgil staggers Minton but that's about it. Weak bodyslam by Virgil. Chip Minton reverses a hip toss. Chip Minton DDTs Virgil, but it just looked terrible. Virgil charges, Minton moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Virgil knocks Minton to the outside, then signals for the Uppercut. He reaches out of the ring for Chip Minton...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Minton sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:39 Crowd Reaction:28 Match Quality:51 (Virgil you should know. Chip Minton is an EVIL BOBSLEDDER. I am serious. -* rating in the first match. It's SO good to be back. Now time for the REAL Show) Your Hosts are:Tony "This is the Greatest Night in Sport's Entertainment History" Shiavone and Mark "Jelly Donut" Madden. PWH Tag Team Tournament First Round Match: Kendall Windham and Scott Putski vs Disorderly Conduct. Match Background: Windham is making his debut at this show. Putski is making his debut at this show. Tom is making his debut at this show. Mike is making his debut at this show. The Match: Mike slams Kendall Windham down. Windham is sure in trouble now. Windham flips out of a Mean Mike bodyslam attempt. Fallaway slam by Kendall Windham puts down Mean Mike. Windham tags out to Scott Putski. Scott Putski strikes Mean Mike with a hard blow. Scott Putski with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Mike. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Mean Mike fights out of a grapple. Weak bodyslam on Putski by Mike sets up a legdrop. Tag between Mean Mike and Tough Tom. Tough Tom hits Putski. Tough Tom strikes Scott Putski with a hard blow. Putski ducks a wild right hand. Scott Putski strikes Tough Tom with a hard blow. Tag between Scott Putski and Kendall Windham. Death valley driver by Kendall Windham! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Windham slams Tough Tom down and motions to the crowd. Tough Tom can barely stand. Swinging Neckbreaker! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Do you know what * means? It's the equivalent of buying your favorite soft drink, looking under the cap and seeing 'Sorry, Try again.' At least you got the soft drink. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:25 Match Quality:76 (I was SO happy when I downloaded RaveX 19 and found my favourite WCW Saturday Night Tag Team Mean Mike and Tough Tom. Kendall Windham and Scott Putski advance to the Semifinals of the tournament which if you think I am putting up brackets, you have got to be joking. I am just making this up as I go) King Kong Bundy calls Hogan bald. Hogan comes out and he says that Bundy has no room to talk. Hogan then makes King Kong Bundy face a special MYSTERY OPPONENT~! tonight in the first round of the World Title tournament. The Hulkster poses because that's what we paid to see after all. 57 First Round of the PWH Television Title Tournament: Saba Simba vs Skinner. Match Background: Simba is making his debut at this show. Skinner is making his debut at this show. The Match: Powerslam from Saba Simba on Skinner. Saba Simba scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Sloppy discus punch from Saba Simba barely connects on Skinner. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Skinner by Simba sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Skinner powers out of a Saba Simba headlock. Skinner suplexes Simba to the canvas and floats over. Skinner scores with a poor face jam on Saba Simba. Simba reverses a Skinner hammerlock. Weak bodyslam by Simba. Skinner is in trouble. Powerslam! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:54 (Tony Atlas, in a desperate attempt to find work, brings the Saba Simba gimmick to PWH. As for Steve Keirn, he hit his head and he thought it was 1992 and he was Skinner. Saba advances to the second round of the Television Title Tournament to face the winner of whoever wrestles in the next match in the tournament) PWH Interconinental Title Tournament First Round Match: Bob Backlund vs Greg Valentine. Match Background: Backlund is making his debut at this show. Valentine is making his debut at this show. The Match: Bob Backlund scores with a poor face jam on Greg Valentine. Chin crusher by Bob Backlund, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Ugly-looking short powerbomb by Backlund. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take Valentine down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Valentine yet though. There's a two count on the pin. Valentine kicks Bob Backlund in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bob Backlund walks into a suplex from Greg Valentineand gets taken down hard. Suplex into a front slam from Valentine, but it was just TERRIBLE. Backlund reverses a waistlock. Bob Backlund scores with a poor face jam on Greg Valentine. Greg Valentine is in trouble. Running Atomic Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:56 (Bob Backlund is an ALL AMERICAN by gawd. He advances to the next round in the Interconinental Title Tournament. The reason he is not Mr. Bob Backlund is that he can't use the Chickenwing because of a reason which you will see later. ) PWH Tag Team Title Match: The Bushwhackers vs Midnight Express. Match Background: Butch is making his debut at this show. Luke is making his debut at this show. Lane is making his debut at this show. Beautiful is making his debut at this show. The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Beautiful hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Weak bodyslam on Beautiful by Butch sets up a legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Beautiful pushes out of a Bushwhacker Butch hold. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Bushwhacker Butch by Beautiful. Remember when that was a legit finish? Massive backbreaker on Butch and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Tag to Stan Lane. Stan Lane turns Butch inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Butch flips out of a Stan Lane bodyslam attempt. Butch tags out to Bushwhacker Luke. Bushwhacker Luke strikes Stan Lane. Weak bodyslam on Lane by Luke sets up a legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Bushwhacker Luke hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. Flapjack from Butch on Lane. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Lane blocks a kick from Bushwhacker Butch. Stan Lane with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Butch. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Lane tags out to Bobby Eaton. Bodyslam by Beautiful. Bobby Eaton moves in for the kill. Alabama Slam! 1....2....3. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:55 Match Quality:56 (The Midnight Express win this Tag Team Tournament Match and advance to face Kendall and Putski whenever. Would it be a PWH incarnation without the Bushwhackers? I thought not. ) Non-Tournament Match: Gobbeldy Gooker vs Barry Horowitz. Match Background: Gooker is making his debut at this show. Horowitz is making his debut at this show. The Match: Horowitz gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Gooker! Gooker drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Horowitz. Horowitz gets caught with a short powerbomb from Gooker. Barry Horowitz takes a butterfly suplex from Gooker. Barry Horowitz avoids a Gobbeldy Gooker avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Barry Horowitz punches away at Gobbeldy Gooker. Barry Horowitz DDTs Gooker in a move that is so poorly executed, you can actually see that Gobbeldy Gooker's head didn't touch the mat at all. Covers for a quick two count. Gooker counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Horowitz takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. Gobbeldy Gooker brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Horowitz in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Horowitz blocks a kick from Gobbeldy Gooker. Barry Horowitz DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Gooker. Horowitz walks into a drop toe hold. Gobbeldy Gooker snap suplexes Horowitz HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Gooker is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Gobbeldy Gooker floors Barry Horowitz. Here it comes...The Chicken Wing! Barry Horowitz taps! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:49 Match Quality:46 (The reason that Bob Backlund cannot use the Chicken Wing, right there. Barry Horowitz does what he does best. JOB. Hector Guerrero needs money to pay his power bills so he is the Gooker once again. I have nothing else to had) King Kong Bundy is in the ring and he waits for his mystery opponent. IT'S NATHAN JONES~~~~~~~!!!! Nathan Jones has come back home to where he belongs. King Kong Bundy nearly faints from the shock of what he has to face. The Legendary Nathan Jones. 62 PWH World Title Tournament First Round Match: King Kong Bundy vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: Bundy is making his debut at this show. Nathan J is making his debut at this show. The Match: Bundy gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Nathan Jones hits some punches. How generic. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nathan Jones ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on King Kong Bundy by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Bundy blocks a kick from Nathan Jones. Nathan J hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Covers for a quick two count. Bundy hits a piledriver on Nathan Jones. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Nathan Jones comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nathan Jones just KILLS King Kong Bundy! King Kong Bundy is in trouble. Choke Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:52 Match Quality:42 (Nathan Jones, the one thing that was sorely lacking from PWH-the Second Version. Pro Wrestling Hogan is fun again. The Disorderly Conduct. Chip Minton. The Gooker. Nathan Jones. All those added together equals GREATEST FED EVER. And there is much more to come) Overall:52 506 people attended Saturday Night's Main Event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Damn It! You pushing the Gooker makes me need to change plans in my on EWR scenario. Aside from that, I'm glad PWH is back, it's entertaining to read you tring to make coherent shows which always end up being crappy. More Pimping: I love doin my wrestlecrap scenario. LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Marka Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Would it be a PWH incarnation without the Bushwhackers? I thought not. It's all about selling the foam fingers. Will Nathan Jones be busting out the Main Event Spinebuster again? Or is that most-specialest of special move saved only for the big shows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Jake Roberts tells me he has a cocaine habit. I also tell him that the grass is green and the sky is blue, so what's his point. PWH Saturday Night's Main Event for 12/13/03: Dark Match Goodness: Gillberg vs Tugboat. Match Background: Gillberg is making his debut at this show. Tugboat is making his debut at this show. The Match: Tugboat hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Tugboat scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Tugboat turns Gillberg inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. There's a two count on the pin. Gillberg fights out of a grapple. Big kick from Gillberg staggers Tugboat but that's about it. Suplex into a front slam from Gillberg, but the execution was CRAPTASTIC~!. Tugboat blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Tugboat DDTs Gillberg, but it just looked terrible. Tugboat moves in for the kill. Big Splash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:53 (Tugboat and Gillberg make their first appearences in PWH. The streak for Gillberg is 0-1. That's about all I have to say. Let's go to the show) Hosts are of course Mark Madden and Tony Shiavone. First Round of the PWH Television Title Tournament: Irwin R. Schyster vs Freddie Joe Floyd. Match Background: IRS is making his debut at this show. Freddie is making his debut at this show. The Match: Freddie takes a headbutt from Irwin R. Schyster. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Freddie Joe Floyd by IRS. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Freddie counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! A Gut buster connects on IRS and hits hard. IRS gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Freddie! Freddie drives a thrust kick into the chest of IRS. IRS reverses a Freddie Joe Floyd hammerlock. Massive backbreaker on Freddie and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Freddie Joe Floyd is in trouble. Samoan Drop! 1....2....3. My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me. Overall:63 Crowd Reaction:52 Match Quality:74 (IRS pins Freddie Joe Floyd and will face Saba Simba in the semifinals of the tournament to crown a PWH Television Champion. These two are in the dog house for putting on a good match. We CANNOT have that) Demolition II vs New Rockers. Match Background: Crush is making his debut at this show. Smash is making his debut at this show. Jannetty is making his debut at this show. Leif is making his debut at this show. The Match: Fallaway slam by Demolition Smash puts down Leif Cassidy. Smash hits a piledriver on Leif Cassidy. That used to end matches, you know. Smash tags out to Demolition Crush. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Leif Cassidy by Crush. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Leif! Crush tags out to Demolition Smash. Demolition Crush scoops up Leif. Smash bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Smash drops an elbow...but Leif Cassidy moves out of the way. Leif tags out to Marty Jannetty. Face crusher from Jannetty on Smash sets up for an elbowdrop. Badly executed second rope splash by Jannetty. Tag to Leif Cassidy. New Rockers hook up Smash, then hit a double suplex. Smash gets caught with a short powerbomb from Leif. Doctor Bomb connects and Smash landed hard. Leif tags out to Marty Jannetty. Jannetty hits a dropkick on Demolition Smash. Actually, it barely touched! Jannetty walks into a drop toe hold. Tag between Demolition Smash and Demolition Crush. Spear by Demolition Crush. Marty Jannetty can barely stand. Here it comes - Big Foot. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:59 Crowd Reaction:57 Match Quality:61 (Al Snow got fired by the WWE last week so being the kind hearted soul that I am, I hire him and stick him in the Leif Cassidy gimmick. It was either that or Avatar. Demolition(The Crush version) advances to the semifinals where they will meet either Doom or the Rock and Roll Express. That match is later) First Round of the Interconinental Title Tournament: Honky Tonk Man vs Jake Roberts. Match Background: HTM is making his debut at this show. Roberts is making his debut at this show. The Match: HTM gets splashed in the corner. Covers for a quick two count. Big clothesline from Roberts. Hooks the leg for a two count. Honky Tonk Man avoids a Jake Roberts avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Big kick from HTM staggers Roberts but that's about it. Powerslam from Honky Tonk Man on Roberts. Pin, but Roberts is out just before the three count. Roberts flips out of a Honky Tonk Man bodyslam attempt. Powerslam from Jake Roberts on HTM. Covers for a quick two count. Roberts charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Honky Tonk Man scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Honky Tonk Man gets whipped into the corner. Roberts charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. HTM uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Roberts grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:56 (Honky Tonk Man beats Jake Roberts and will go on to face All American Bob Backlund in the semifinals of the tournament. Honky used his favoriate tactics, the roll up with the feet on the ropes. Simple, yet effective) First Round of the World Title Tournament: The Yeti vs Jimmy Snuka. Match Background: Yeti is making his debut at this show. Jimmy Snuk is making his debut at this show. The Match: Jimmy Snuka takes a right hand to the temple from Yeti. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Jimmy Snuka takes a right hand to the temple from Yeti. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Yeti strikes away at Jimmy Snuka, not doing much damage at all. There's a two count on the pin. The Yeti hits a right hand on Jimmy Snuka. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jimmy Snuka is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Yeti takes a chop from Jimmy Snuk. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick from Jimmy Snuk on Yeti but it misses by miles. Jimmy Snuk goes for a splash but Yeti puts the knees up. Yeti DDTs Jimmy Snuka. Jimmy Snuka can barely stand. Chokeslam! 1....2....3. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:45 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:55 (The Yeti. Nathan Jones. Match of the Decade. In the Semifinals of the PWH World Title Tournament. Snuka wasn't too happy about doing the job but he should be HONORED to even be in the ring with a legend like the Yeti. ) First Round of the Television Title Tournament: Ice Train vs Kamala. Match Background: Ice Train is making his debut at this show. Kamala is making his debut at this show. The Match: BORING ass brawling from Kamala. Kamala DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Ice Train. Weak kick from Kamala. I am unpleased. Covers for a quick two count. Weak slam from Kamala sets Ice Train for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Ice Train has no worries. Covers for a quick two count. Ice Train counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Ice Train strikes Kamala. Covers for a quick two count. Big clothesline from Ice Train. Kamala reverses a Ice Train hammerlock. Flapjack from Kamala on Ice Train. Kamala has Ice Train down on the canvas. Giant Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:44 Match Quality:52 (Kamala advances to the Semifinals of the Television Title Tournament. Ice Train, another one of my favorites from WCW Saturday Night. They just don't have guys like this in wrestling. You got all your dang fangled Angles and Benoits and Jerichos and Guerreros but give me Ice Train and Disorderly Conduct any day) First Round of the PWH Tag Team Tournament: Rock N Roll Express vs New Doom. Match Background: Morton is making his debut at this show. Gibson is making his debut at this show. Koko is making his debut at this show. Simmons is making his debut at this show. Rock N Roll Express are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Koko and Simmons are teaming up as New Doom for the first time tonight. The Match: Spinning back kick from Ricky Morton. Spin kick by Ricky Morton to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Koko B. Ware powers out of a Ricky Morton headlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Lightning kick by Koko on Morton. Tag between Koko B. Ware and Ron Simmons. Ron Simmons turns Morton inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Ricky Morton fights out of a grapple. Morton tags out to Robert Gibson. Gibson snapmares Ron Simmons and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Gibson hits a dropkick on Ron Simmons. Actually, it barely touched! Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick from Gibson on Simmons but it misses by miles. Tag between Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton. DDT from the top rope by Ricky Morton. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Ron Simmons powers out of a Ricky Morton headlock. Morton gets splashed in the corner. Tag to Koko B. Ware. Implant DDT by Koko B. Ware! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Theodore Long has climbed up onto the apron! Morton turns...and falls for the distraction! Koko B. Ware attacks Morton from behind! Koko B. Ware moves in for the kill. The Ghostbuster! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:72 (No Butch Reed in the update so Koko B. Ware and Ron Simmons team up as New Doom with Theodore Long as their manager. They advance and go onto face Demolition next week in the Semifinals. Also next week in the Semifinals. Kendall Windham and Scott Putski vs The Midnight Express) First Round of the PWH Interconinental Title Tournament: Jim Duggan vs Nikita Koloff. Match Background: Duggan is making his debut at this show. Koloff is making his debut at this show. The Match: Nikita Koloff hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Koloff DDTs Jim Duggan. Nikita Koloff scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Duggan takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jim Duggan pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Jim Duggan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Koloff. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Jim Duggan hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Nikita Koloff pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Big clothesline from Koloff. Jim Duggan slugs Nikita Koloff, sending him down into the corner. While Duggan fires up the crowd, Koloff is removing the turnbuckle pad! Jim Duggan comes over...but Koloff grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Jim Duggan face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Nikita Koloff rolls up the stunned Jim Duggan, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Nikita Koloff. My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:61 Match Quality:61 (Would in be PWH without at least one Jim Duggan vs Nikita Koloff match? I thought not. Koloff advances to the Semifinals of the tournament to face the winner of the final first round match. I think it is Big Boss Man vs One Man Gang but don't quote me on this. I lost my booking napkin(hey it only took me 17 segments to bring up the booking napkin this time)) First Round of the PWH World Title Tournament: Giant Gonzales vs Brutus Beefcake. Match Background: Gonzales is making his debut at this show. Beefcake is making his debut at this show. The Match: Giant Gonzales strikes Brutus Beefcake. Uninspired brawling from Giant Gonzales. Giant Gonzales hits a right hand on Brutus Beefcake. Giant Gonzales strikes Brutus Beefcake with a hard blow. Beefcake flips out of a Giant Gonzales bodyslam attempt. Gonzales gets splashed in the corner. Big clothesline from Beefcake. Covers for a quick two count. Gonzales flips out of a Brutus Beefcake bodyslam attempt. Giant Gonzales hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Giant Gonzales turns Beefcake inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Beefcake blocks a punch. Gonzales receives some punishment by Brutus Beefcake but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Giant Gonzales elbows Brutus Beefcake in the face to break a hammerlock. Giant Gonzales hits a right hand on Brutus Beefcake. Giant Gonzales has Brutus Beefcake down on the canvas. Here it comes...Chokelift! Brutus Beefcake taps! My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this. Overall:42 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:49 (No Chokey Thing. BOOO!!! Gonzo advances to the Semifinals to face someone. Gonzo. Yeti. Nathan Jones. They have all advanced in the tournament. Whomever advances should be elite enough to join these legends) Overall:52 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 PWH Saturday Night's Main Event for 12/16/03: WCW Worldwide Reunion Match: Hardbody Harrison and Horshu vs Bobby Walker and Ice Train vs Disorderly Conduct. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Hardbody is making his debut at this show. Horshu is making his debut at this show. Walker is making his debut at this show. The Match: Big kick from Walker staggers Tom but that's about it. Tough Tom takes a right hand to the temple from Walker. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Tag between Bobby Walker and Ice Train. Ice Train hits a right hand on Tough Tom. Ice Train DDTs Tom, but it just looked terrible. Tag to Bobby Walker. Walker \ Ice Train hook up Tom, then hit a double suplex. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tom tags out to Mean Mike. Big kick from Mike staggers Walker but that's about it. There's a two count on the pin. Walker tags out to Hardbody Harrison. Hardbody Harrison hits Mike. Tag to Ice Train. Hardbody Harrison DDTs Ice Train, but it just looked terrible. Hardbody tags out to Horshu. Death valley driver by Horshu! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag between Horshu and Mean Mike. Ice Train hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Ice Train fights out of a grapple. Ice Train DDTs Mike, but it just looked terrible. ONE...TWO...THREE. Ice Train defeats Mike. Wack kick from Ice Train. Big kick from Ice Train staggers Horshu but that's about it. Tag to Bobby Walker. Bobby Walker scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Bobby Walker misses a clothesline. Tag between Horshu and Hardbody Harrison. Hardbody hits a piledriver on Bobby Walker. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Bobby Walker is in trouble. Double Underhook DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:31 Match Quality:65 (Hardbody Harrison and Horshu will be getting a semi push. Well they are the top of the lower level but they will job out to the real tag teams. Ice Train and Hardwork Bobby Walker were part of Teddy Long's WCW Saturday Night Stable of Jobbers back in 1995-1997 along with Craig Pittman, Jumpin' Joey Maggs, Jim Powers, and Bobby Eaton. So anyway, let's get on with the show) PWH Television Title First Round Match: Gillberg vs Gobbeldy Gooker. Match Background: None. The Match: Gobbeldy Gooker snap suplexes Gillberg. Back suplex on Gillberg. Back suplex on Gillberg. There's a two count on the pin. A Gut buster connects on Gillberg and hits hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg pushes out of a Gobbeldy Gooker hold. Chop from Gillberg on Gooker causing the knock down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy short range spear from Gillberg. Gillberg walks into a drop toe hold. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Gobbeldy Gooker, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Gillberg gets knocked to the ground by Gooker. Here it comes...The Chicken Wing! Gillberg taps! My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:56 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:62 (Man Gooker is SO getting eaten alive next week by Kamala. What luck? The streak is 0-2 and growing. Who will be first? Who knows. ) PWH Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinal Match: Midnight Express vs Kendall Windham and Scott Putski. Match Background: None. The Match: Windham takes a headbutt from Bobby Eaton. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kendall Windham by Beautiful. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Stan Lane. Midnight Express whip Windham into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Stan Lane strikes Kendall Windham with a hard blow. Lane goes for a splash but Windham puts the knees up. Spear by Kendall Windham. Covers for a quick two count. Windham tags out to Scott Putski. Big clothesline from Putski. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Running clothesline from Scott Putski was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Lane blocks a punch. Putski takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Lane tags out to Bobby Eaton. Bobby Eaton connects with rights and lefts and Scott Putski is down! Tag between Scott Putski and Kendall Windham. Running knee lift from Bobby Eaton. Bobby Eaton ducks a Windham clothesline and does a quick roll up. Beautiful has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! My Opinion: All you deserve for this is *. That DOESN'T mean that you're a deputy or a cop or whatever. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:71 (The Midnight Express advance to the finals of the tournament. They will face the winners of the next match. ) PWH Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinals: Demolition II vs New Doom. Match Background: None. The Match: Ron Simmons charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Crush hits a piledriver on Ron Simmons. That used to end matches, you know. Tag to Demolition Smash. BIG clothesline on Simmons. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Demolition Smash connects and Ron Simmons is down! Tag between Demolition Smash and Demolition Crush. Demolition II whip Simmons into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Simmons counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Simmons tags out to Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware hits a rolling kick on Crush. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Crush takes a NICE hurrancarana from Koko B. Ware. Koko tags out to Ron Simmons. New Doom hook up Crush, then hit a double suplex. Ron Simmons hits a right hand on Demolition Crush. Simmons hits a piledriver on Demolition Crush. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Simmons tags out to Koko B. Ware. Koko uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Crush counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag between Demolition Crush and Demolition Smash. Koko walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Koko B. Ware is in big trouble...Decapation Elbow!! 1....2....3! My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:57 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:58 (Demolition vs The Midnight Express in the finals of the tournament two weeks from tonight. It would be an interesting match if this was 1988 and Ax was in Demolition instead of Crush) PWH United States Title First Round Match: Big Bossman vs One Man Gang. Match Background: Bossman is making his debut at this show. OMG is making his debut at this show. The Match: Bossman takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. There's a two count on the pin. OMG hits a piledriver on Big Bossman. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big Bossman elbows One Man Gang in the face to break a hammerlock. One Man Gang takes a right hand to the temple from Bossman. Weak bodyslam by Bossman. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bossman goes for a splash but OMG puts the knees up. Powerslam from One Man Gang on Bossman. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big Bossman elbows One Man Gang in the face to break a hammerlock. Bossman DDTs One Man Gang. One Man Gang can barely stand. Here it comes - Boss Man Slam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Big Bossman offers a handshake to OMG...and he accepts it! No! One Man Gang levels Bossman with a cheap shot right hand! One Man Gang floors Bossman. One Man Gang signals - Big Splash! Big Bossman has been floored after the match. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:57 (Big Boss Man vs Nikita Koloff in the Semifinals Next Week. One Man Gang splashes Bossman after the match and then steals a sandwhich in his pocket because Gang needs to eat) PWH World Title Tournament First Round Match: Duke Droese vs The Masked Superstar. Match Background: Droese is making his debut at this show. Superstar is making his debut at this show. The Match: Droese takes a headbutt from The Masked Superstar. Duke Droese charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. Droese pushes out of a The Masked Superstar hold. Flying shoulder tackle by Droese sends Superstar CRASHING to the mat. Droese slams The Masked Superstar. Duke Droese with a spinning neckbreaker on Superstar. The Masked Superstar fights out of a grapple. Droese walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. The Masked Superstar moves in for the kill. Swinging Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Overall:56 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:71 (I have Demolition Ax but instead of having him team with Smash and have Crush be The Convict Crush or something like that, I put him in a gimmick that was outdated in the 1970s. The Masked Superstar. It could be worse. I could bring back the Machines and have Masked Superstar being Superstar Machine, Kendall Windham(since Barry won't agree to a written contract and Blackjack Mulligan is not in the update) be Big Machine, and Giant Gonzales be Giant Machine with special apperences by Nathan Machine, Gooker Machine, and Simba Machine or something like that) Hulk Hogan comes out to tell us that the Semifinals will air next week and the finals the following week. The Semifinals are: World: Nathan Jones vs The Yeti The Giant Gonzales vs The Masked Superstar Interconinental: "All-American" Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man Big Bossman vs Nikita Koloff Television: Saba Simba vs IRS The Gooker vs Kamala Hogan poses to end the show. 83 Overall:63 508 People attended the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 PWH Saturday Night's Main Event for 12/26/03: Booking With a Dartboard Six Man Dark Match: Tugboat, Van Hammer, and Tatanka vs Chip Minton, Hardbody Harrison, and Horshu. Match Background: Hammer is making his debut at this show. Tatanka is making his debut at this show. The Match: Hardbody strikes away at Van Hammer, not doing much damage at all. Big kick from Hardbody staggers Hammer but that's about it. Tag to Chip Minton. Hammer gets splashed in the corner. Minton hits a piledriver on Van Hammer. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Chip Minton and Horshu. Minton \ Horshu whip Hammer into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Bodyslam by Horshu. Hammer powers out of a headlock. Horshu charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tag to Tugboat. Horshu takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. Sloppy discus punch from Tugboat barely connects on Horshu. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running clothesline from Tugboat was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Tugboat tags out to Tatanka. Uninspired brawling from Tatanka. Weak bodyslam on Horshu by Tatanka sets up a legdrop. Tatanka goes for a splash but Horshu puts the knees up. Horshu tags out to Hardbody Harrison. Running clothesline from Hardbody Harrison was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Tatanka tags out to Van Hammer. Hardbody is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Full nelson slam on Hardbody. Van Hammer moves in for the kill. The Flashback!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:45 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:65 (Van Hammer, Tugboat, and Tatanka. Now there is a team. They defeated the WCW Saturday Night Legends. The theme of this version of Pro Wrestling Hogan is:WCW Saturday Night Rejects. Write that down, there will be a quiz on that later. The Card is about to start) PWH Television Title Tournament Semifinal Round Match: Gobbeldy Gooker vs Kamala. Match Background: None. The Match: Kamala hits a weak elbow on Gobbeldy Gooker. Covers for a quick two count. Kamala hits a stump piledriver on Gobbeldy Gooker. Covers for a quick two count. Kamala goes for a splash but Gooker puts the knees up. Gooker drives a thrust kick into the chest of Kamala. Vicious back suplex! Kamala got nailed big time! Pin, but Kamala is out just before the three count. Kamala backdrops Gobbeldy Gooker out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kamala. Kamala hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Gobbeldy Gooker elbows Kamala in the face to break a hammerlock. Belly to belly off the top rope! Kamala gets whipped into the corner by Gooker, who charges in with a clothesline. Kamala grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Kamala gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Gobbeldy Gooker offers a handshake to Kamala...and he accepts it! No! Kamala levels Gooker with a cheap shot right hand! Kamala floors Gooker. Kamala signals - Giant Splash! Gobbeldy Gooker has been floored after the match. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:53 (GOOKER WINS. GOOKER WINS. Kamala destroys Gooker after the match. It will be the Gooker vs the winner of Saba Simba and IRS next week) Television Title Tournament Semifinal Round Match: Irwin R. Schyster vs Saba Simba. Match Background: None. The Match: IRS scoops and slams Saba Simba. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Saba Simba charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. Irwin R. Schyster misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Saba Simba hits a right hand on Irwin R. Schyster and follows it up with a couple more. Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. IRS kicks Saba Simba in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big piledriver on Simba. Saba Simba grabs Irwin R. Schyster from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but IRS rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Simba over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:66 (IRS will face The Gooker next week for the PWH Television Title. That should be an interesting match. Saba Simba is not too pleased that IRS cheated to win. They don't do that in the tribe. Retribution shall be his) PWH Interconinental Title Tournament Semifinal Round Match: Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: None. The Match: Backlund receives some punishment by Honky Tonk Man but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Honky Tonk Man strikes Bob Backlund with a hard blow. There's a two count on the pin. Backlund ducks a wild right hand. HTM takes a vertical suplex from Bob Backlund. Backlund suplexes HTM to the canvas and picks the opponent back up again. Bob Backlund snap suplexes HTM HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Backlund is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Backlund charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. HTM hits a piledriver on Bob Backlund. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Bob Backlund takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Honky Tonk Man! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. Backlund gets counted out. Honky Tonk Man climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:56 (Honky Tonk Man advances to the PWH Interconinental Title finals. You want know why. He's cool, he's cocky, he's bad that's why. The All American Jobber Bob Backlund hit his head on the outside and was counted out) PWH Interconinental Title Semifinal Round Match: Big Bossman vs Nikita Koloff. Match Background: None. The Match: Koloff receives some punishment by Big Bossman but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Big Bossman strikes Nikita Koloff with a hard blow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Koloff counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Bossman takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Powerslam from Nikita Koloff on Bossman. There's a two count on the pin. Bossman kicks Nikita Koloff in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bossman hits a piledriver on Nikita Koloff. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Koloff pushes out of a Big Bossman hold. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Nikita Koloff scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Nikita Koloff DDTs Bossman, but it just looked terrible. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Koloff charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Nikita Koloff is in trouble. Here it comes - Spinebuster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Big Bossman offers a handshake to Koloff...and he accepts it! No! Nikita Koloff levels Bossman with a cheap shot right hand! Nikita Koloff spins Bossman around. Nikita Koloff hits the Russian Sickle! Big Bossman has been floored after the match. My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:62 (This is the second week in a row that the Boss Man has been laid out after the match. Will he able to beat the Honky Tonk Man next week for the Belt. That is for me to know, and you to find out. Nathan Jones is pissed that Bossman stole his move) PWH World Title Semifinal Match: Giant Gonzales vs The Masked Superstar. Match Background: None. The Match: Giant Gonzales strikes The Masked Superstar. Superstar receives some punishment by Giant Gonzales but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. The Masked Superstar takes a right hand to the temple from Gonzales. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Covers for a quick two count. The Masked Superstar takes a right hand to the temple from Gonzales. Covers for a quick two count. Superstar reverses a waistlock. The Masked Superstar hits some punches. How generic. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gonzales walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Giant Gonzales fights out of a grapple. Giant Gonzales turns Superstar inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Giant Gonzales has The Masked Superstar down on the canvas. Chokey Thing!!! The Masked Superstar taps out! My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this. Overall:27 Crowd Reaction:14 Match Quality:49 (Maybe it wasn't the best idea to book a heel vs heel match but running a fed based upon old guys and stupid gimmicks isn't the best idea either. Gonzo advances to the finals to face the winner of the next match) World Title Semifinal Match: Nathan Jones vs The Yeti. Match Background: None. The Match: Uninspired brawling from The Yeti. Nathan J blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spear by Nathan Jones. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nathan Jones just KILLS The Yeti! Nathan Jones moves in for the kill. Big Boot!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Giant Gonzales comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Giant Gonzales drops Nathan J to the canvas. Giant Gonzales quickly locks on the Chokey Thing! Nathan Jones has been left down on the canvas. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:36 Crowd Reaction:40 Match Quality:43 (Nathan Jones vs the Giant Gonzales for the PWH World Title. NEXT WEEK. On Saturday Night's Main Event. We only saw this match about 200 times in PWH Version 1.0 but we are seeing it one more time. ) Overall:42 507 People attended the show. Next Week. The Gooker vs IRS-For the Vacant Television Title. The Big Bossman vs The Honky Tonk Man for the Vacant Interconinental Title. Demolition vs The Midnight Express for the Vacant Tag Team Titles. Nathan Jones vs The Giant Gonzales for the Vacant World Title. And MORE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Hopefully Hogan will come out of retirement to squash Giant Gonzales(z), The Yeti, and Nathan Jones in one match while wearing a blind fold. One can hope at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2003 PWH Saturday Night's Main Event for 1/3/04: The Streak is on the line: Gillberg vs Duke Droese. Match Background: None. The Match: Nice piledriver on Gillberg. High Angle DDT by Duke Droese just SPIKES Gillberg down! Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Duke Droese connects and Gillberg is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Duke Droese puts down Gillberg. Covers for a quick two count. Gillberg is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Gillberg suplexes Droese to the canvas and floats over. Big clothesline from Gillberg. Gillberg drops an elbow...but Duke Droese moves out of the way. Big piledriver on Gillberg. Duke Droese moves in for the kill. Trash Compactor!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:41 Match Quality:62 (It sounded like a good match with no blown spots. However the Dames gives it a crappy rating. Go figure. Gillberg is 0-3. The streak continues) Six Man Tag Team Match of Total Randomness: Kamala, The Yeti, and One Man Gang vs Bushwhacker Butch, Bushwhacker Luke, and Koko B. Ware. Match Background: None. The Match: The Yeti hits a right hand on Koko B. Ware and follows it up with a couple more. Koko B. Ware takes a right hand to the temple from Yeti. Yeti tags out to One Man Gang. One Man Gang hits a right hand on Koko B. Ware. One Man Gang hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. OMG tags out to Kamala. OMG \ Kamala whip Koko into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Kamala punches away at Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware fights out of a grapple. Spin kick by Koko B. Ware to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Koko tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. Bushwhacker Butch strikes Kamala with a hard blow. Bushwhacker Butch scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kamala gets splashed in the corner. Tag to Bushwhacker Luke. Kamala receives some punishment by Bushwhacker Luke but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Kamala takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Kamala pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Kamala tags out to The Yeti. Luke takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Luke tags out to Koko B. Ware. Koko hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Yeti reverses a waistlock. Koko B. Ware is in trouble. Chokeslam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:42 Match Quality:55 (The former Dungeon of Doomers score a win over the 1980s t-shirt and foam finger sellers. Yeti pins Koko with a BIG Choke Slam. He nearly murdered him.) 1985 WWF Show Match: Greg Valentine vs Jimmy Snuka. Match Background: None. The Match: Jimmy Snuk hits a piledriver on Greg Valentine. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Jimmy Snuk face jams Greg Valentine. Slingshot clothesline by Jimmy Snuk, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jimmy Snuk hits an arm drag on Valentine, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Valentine counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Throat chop by Valentine does nothing but remind me of the Samoan Wrestling Family Tree. Greg Valentine scores with a poor face jam on Jimmy Snuka. Jimmy Snuka once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Jimmy Snuka DDTs Valentine, but it just looked terrible. Jimmy Snuk scores with a forearm, sending Valentine down into the corner. The referee pulls Jimmy Snuka away to get the break. Wait! Valentine has pulled something out of his tights. Jimmy Snuka walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:49 (Valentine hits Snuka with the brass knuckles because he could. He is Greg "The By Gawd Hammer" Valentine. It takes him 14 minutes or so to gear up during the match. The Superfly will get his revenge soon enough) PWH Television Title Final Round Match: Gobbeldy Gooker vs Irwin R. Schyster. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Television title. The Match: Irwin R. Schyster connects with rights and lefts and Gobbeldy Gooker is down! Fallaway slam by Irwin R. Schyster puts down Gobbeldy Gooker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Irwin R. Schyster misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Gobbeldy Gooker snap suplexes IRS HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Gooker is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Irwin R. Schyster just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Gooker. Gobbeldy Gooker snap suplexes IRS HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Gooker is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! IRS backdrops Gobbeldy Gooker out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Irwin R. Schyster. Massive backbreaker on Gooker and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Gobbeldy Gooker tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when IRS goes to the eyes! Irwin R. Schyster quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Gobbeldy Gooker collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Gobbeldy Gooker got screwed! My Opinion: Usually, this is designated for good matches that were usually way too short for some reason. What's your excuse? *3/4 Overall:66 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:74 (IRS is the first PWH Television Champion of the new era. He wins with a good old fashion kick to the groin. Page 36, section III of the PWH Rulebook:Every Heel must cheat to win a match. Heels don't have to cheat if they are hosses however) PWH Tag Team Title Final Round Match: Midnight Express vs Demolition II. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Tag Team titles. The Match: Beautiful scoops and slams Demolition Crush. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Bodyslam by Beautiful. Covers for a quick two count. Crush counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Crush slams Bobby Eaton down and motions to the crowd. Massive backbreaker on Beautiful and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Crush tags out to Demolition Smash. Demolition Smash scores with a standing spinebuster. Bobby Eaton once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag to Stan Lane. Stan Lane hits a right hand on Demolition Smash and follows it up with a couple more. Stan Lane strikes Demolition Smash with a hard blow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stan Lane hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Lane tags out to Bobby Eaton. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Bobby Eaton connects and Demolition Smash is down! Pin, but Smash is out just before the three count. Demolition Smash fights out of a grapple. Bobby Eaton charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tag to Demolition Crush. BAAACK Body drop by Beautiful gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Demolition II have Bobby Eaton to themselves. Decapation Elbow! 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Overall:66 Crowd Reaction:55 Match Quality:69 (Here comes the Crush. Here comes the Smasher. The Demolition are the new tag team champions. We have Ax on the roster yet we don't team him with Smash. The Demoltion are very old. Demolition watch out, they might hit you with their cane) PWH Interconinental Title Final Round Match: Big Bossman vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. The Match: Honky Tonk Man hits Bossman. Wack kick from HTM. Bossman receives some punishment by Honky Tonk Man but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. There's a two count on the pin. Weak bodyslam on Bossman by HTM sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Bossman powers out of a headlock. Big Bossman strikes Honky Tonk Man. There's a two count on the pin. Bossman hits a piledriver on Honky Tonk Man. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. HTM counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Honky Tonk Man turns Bossman inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Big Bossman grabs Honky Tonk Man from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but HTM rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Bossman over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:56 (HTM still has the ability to cheat. He is also the PWH Interconinental Champion. He is the Honky Tonk Man. What more do you want?) PWH World Title Match: Giant Gonzales vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: This match is for the PWH World title. The Match: Nathan Jones hits some punches. How generic. Running knee lift from Nathan Jones. Nathan J hits a piledriver on Giant Gonzales. That used to end matches, you know. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Giant Gonzales is in trouble. Big Boot!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Hot pokers would be a little too nice to the booking committee for subjecting me to this bile -**. Overall:41 Crowd Reaction:46 Match Quality:32 (Nathan is the two time, two time PWH World Champion. What new challengers will emerge during this title reign? Call the hotline and I will tell you all about it) Overall:51 504 People attended the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank The Tank Report post Posted November 5, 2003 Jones/Gonzales only got -**, that has to be disappointing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2003 The Gooker has checked into rehab because of an alcoholic problem. Saturday Night's Main Event for 1/10/04: The Streak is on the line: Gillberg vs Hardbody Harrison. Match Background: None. The Match: Hardbody Harrison hits Gillberg. Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Hardbody. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Hardbody. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Covers for a quick two count. Hardbody Harrison with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Gillberg. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. There's a two count on the pin. Hardbody goes for a splash but Gillberg puts the knees up. Gillberg takes down Hardbody Harrison and begins wailing away with some weak punches. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg suplexes Hardbody Harrison badly. Hardbody counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hardbody Harrison scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hardbody Harrison moves in for the kill. Double Underhook DDT! 1....2....3. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:43 Crowd Reaction:30 Match Quality:57 (Hardbody Harrison finishes off Gillberg with a Double Underhook DDT. And here I was expecting the Emerald Frosion. The streak is 0-4 for all you guys keeping track) Nathan Jones comes out and Hulk presents Nathan with the PWH World Title. Hulk said he will name the number one contender soon but for right now Nathan Jones will face King Kong Bundy in a Non-Title Match tonight. Didn't we just see this a few weeks ago. Uh...(injects everyone who remembers this with some kind of amnesia tranquilizer). Some posing to end. 87 Number One Contenders Match for the PWH Tag Team Titles: New Rockers vs Rock N Roll Express. Match Background: Rock N Roll Express are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Jannetty hits an arm drag on Gibson, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Flying elbow off the top rope by Marty Jannetty, getting as close to zero air as possible. Jannetty tags out to Leif Cassidy. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Leif. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gibson gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Tag to Marty Jannetty. New Rockers whip Gibson into the corner. Leif Cassidy whips Marty Jannetty in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Pin, but Gibson is out just before the three count. Gibson blocks a kick from Marty Jannetty. Gibson tags out to Ricky Morton. Morton uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Super kick by Ricky Morton. Tag between Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson. Rock N Roll Express whip Jannetty into the corner. Ricky Morton whips Robert Gibson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Jannetty takes a hard, stinging chop from Gibson. One word: Ow. Robert Gibson uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Tag to Ricky Morton. Hard back suplex on Jannetty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Marty Jannetty reverses a hip toss. Jannetty tags out to Leif Cassidy. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Morton. Ricky Morton can barely stand. Leif Sault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:65 (The New Rockers will face Demolition whenever the typewriting monkeys on crack decide to put it on the card. This match sounded good but it wasn't in the end. Lack of wack kick will do that to you) Jake Roberts is sitting backstage drinking a beer when IRS confronts him. IRS wonders if Jake paid his taxes on that beer. Jake shakes his head and IRS starts bitching out Jake. IRS picks up the half empty bottle and we cut to a still shot of Hulk Hogan posing for a few seconds. When we return, Jake is lying on the floor with IRS standing over him with the half broken beer bottle. This sets up a feud. Jake trys to save the rest of the alchohol by licking it off the floor. 61 Honky Tonk Man vs Max Moon. Match Background: Moon is making his debut at this show. This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Moon gets splashed in the corner. Weak bodyslam by HTM. Covers for a quick two count. HTM goes for a splash but Moon puts the knees up. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Max Moon ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Moon slams Honky Tonk Man down and motions to the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Max Moon just KILLS Honky Tonk Man! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Honky Tonk Man charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Honky Tonk Man elbows Max Moon in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline from HTM. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Honky Tonk Man barely connects on Moon. Pin, but Moon is out just before the three count. Running clothesline from Honky Tonk Man was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Honky Tonk Man strikes Max Moon. Moon flips out of a Honky Tonk Man bodyslam attempt. BAAACK Body drop by HTM gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Max Moon scores with a big spinebuster. Moon scores with a forearm, sending HTM down into the corner. The referee pulls Max Moon away to get the break. Wait! HTM has pulled something out of his tights. Max Moon walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Bob Backlund comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! HTM turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Bob Backlund has left HTM down and bloodied. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:58 (Good old Honky Tonk Man. Saving his title by gettig himself DQed when he doesn't need to. Bob Backlund attacks HTM because they have some unfinished business. As opposed to finished business because if the business was finished there will not be any feud between the two) Gonzo has lunch: Giant Gonzales vs Scott Putski. Match Background: None. The Match: Gonzales hits a piledriver on Scott Putski. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Giant Gonzales scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Giant Gonzales scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Putski gets splashed in the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Giant Gonzales misses a clothesline. Putski slams Giant Gonzales down. Gonzales is sure in trouble now. Scott Putski DDTs Gonzales, but it just looked terrible. Giant Gonzales avoids a Scott Putski avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Giant Gonzales hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Giant Gonzales floors Scott Putski. Here it comes...Chokey Thing! Scott Putski taps! Scott Putski leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Giant Gonzales comes running as well, and Putski gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:42 Crowd Reaction:34 Match Quality:50 (Gonzo goes up top. In other news, the universe collapses and hell has frozen over. Giant Gonzales is not too happy about losing to Nathan Jones last week and takes it out on Poor Scott Putski. With all the botched piledrivers, crappy standing spinebusters, weak axehandles off the top, and the most electrifying move in sport's entertainement again, The CHOKEY THING~!, Gonzo has some fine offense) Theodore Long is walking in the back when Mark Henry grabs him by his shirt. Mark Henry wants to know what is up. Teddy left him and Teddy still owes Mark three dollars. Theodore said he will pay up if Mark Henry defeats a client of his. Mark says who and Mark turns around and gets hit with a bucket of KFC Chicken from Ron Simmons. Bella Dat Playa. Next Week, Ron Simmons vs Mark Henry with three dollars on the line. Yet Another Jobber Squash: Barry Horowitz vs Jimmy Snuka. Match Background: None. The Match: Barry Horowitz hits a weak elbow on Jimmy Snuka. Barry Horowitz hits a sloppy ass bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Jimmy Snuk powers out of a headlock. Jimmy Snuka hits a right hand on Barry Horowitz and follows it up with a couple more. Jimmy Snuk hits a dropkick on Barry Horowitz. Actually, it barely touched! Hooks the leg for a two count. Swan dive headbutt from Jimmy Snuk but without much elevation on the move. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jimmy Snuk hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Barry Horowitz fights out of a grapple. Powerslam from Barry Horowitz on Jimmy Snuk. There's a two count on the pin. Barry Horowitz scores with a shitty standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jimmy Snuk takes a couple of weak clotheslines. BORING ass brawling from Horowitz. Jimmy Snuk blocks a punch. Jimmy Snuk slams Barry Horowitz down. Horowitz is sure in trouble now. Swan dive headbutt from Jimmy Snuk but without much elevation on the move. Barry Horowitz gets knocked to the ground by Jimmy Snuk, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Superfly Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Scotty Riggs comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Scotty Riggs drops Jimmy Snuk to the canvas. Scotty Riggs quickly locks on the The Clapper! Jimmy Snuka has been left down on the canvas. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:45 Crowd Reaction:44 Match Quality:46 (What the hell is Scotty Riggs attacking Jimmy Snuka for. Why is Scotty Riggs dressed up like Rick Martel? Tune in next week. Same PWH Time. Same PWH Channel. But first, The Main Event) Or not. As Nathan Jones comes to the ring, Kamala attacks Nathan from behind with a skull on a stick. Kamala and King Kong Bundy throw Nathan into the ring and beat him up. Splashes for Nathan. Kamala with one off the top. King Kong Bundy with FOUR Avalanches to Nathan Jones. Jones has the Ken Shamrock internal injuries and Kamala parades around with the PWH World Title while slapping his man flab. Well I guess Kamala wants to be the number one contender. 64 Overall:59 516 People attended the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Marka Report post Posted November 9, 2003 Jake shakes his head and IRS starts bitching out Jake. IRS picks up the half empty bottle and we cut to a still shot of Hulk Hogan posing for a few seconds. Who in his right mind could NOT mark for syndication censoring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2003 Saturday Night's Main Event for 1/17/04: Dark Match Debut with the Streak on the Line: Jack Victory vs Gillberg. Match Background: Victory is making his debut at this show. The Match: Big kick from Gillberg staggers Victory but that's about it. Big clothesline from Gillberg. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg drops an elbow...but Jack Victory moves out of the way. Gillberg is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Gillberg by Victory. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Jack Victory! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bodyslam by Victory. Gillberg pushes out of a Jack Victory hold. Sloppy short range spear from Gillberg. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chin crusher by Gillberg, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Gillberg uses an armbreaker to take Victory down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Victory yet though. Uninspired brawling from Gillberg. Jack Victory is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Gillberg gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Jack Victory scores with a standing spinebuster. Jack Victory moves in for the kill. Piledriver! 1....2....3. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:42 Match Quality:61 (Jack Victory busted out a Death Valley Driver in this match. That is impressive for him. Piledriver gets the win as Gillberg gets to 0-5. The Streak is still on. Who's First. Who knows) Demolition Crush vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. The Match: Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Demolition Crush hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Leif Cassidy fights out of a grapple. Leif Cassidy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Leif. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. There's a two count on the pin. Leif hits a great swinging DDT on Demolition Crush. Leif then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pin, but Crush is out just before the three count. Leif drives a thrust kick into the chest of Crush. Demolition Crush once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spear by Demolition Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Leif is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Leif gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Crush slams Leif Cassidy. Demolition Crush misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. A Gut buster connects on Crush and hits hard. Leif Cassidy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Crush in the ring! Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Crush turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Jannetty! Marty Jannetty has left Crush in big trouble. Demolition Crush is in trouble. Leif Sault! 1....2....3. Leif and Jannetty are putting the boots to Demolition Crush! Demolition Smash comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Smash bends down to help Crush back up. Wait! Leif Cassidy slides back in and attacks! Demolition Smash fights back...but is then jumped by Jannetty as well! Both Smash and Crush are subjected to a beat down by New Rockers, leaving them down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:67 (The New Rockers beat down Demolition. There shall be revenge in the works. Next Week Smash vs Marty Jannetty naturally. We attempt to stretch out this tag feud as far as possible) IRS is in the ring and he insults the crowd about not paying their taxes. This goes on and on and on until Jake Roberts stumbles out and chases IRS away. You do not want a drunk Jake Roberts stumbling at you. Jake calls for a beer but the can clonks him in the head and he passes out in the ring. 68 Match with Three Dollars on the Line: Ron Simmons vs Mark Henry. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Simmons strikes away at Mark Henry, not doing much damage at all. Mark Henry takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Mark Henry takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. Ron Simmons hits a right hand on Mark Henry. Mark Henry once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Ron Simmons takes a right hand to the temple from Henry. Big clothesline from Henry. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Simmons is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Big clothesline from Simmons. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Simmons scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Henry counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Wack kick from Henry. Ron Simmons elbows Mark Henry in the face to break a hammerlock. Running clothesline from Ron Simmons was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Koko B. Ware comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Mark Henry turns around. Koko B. Ware spins Henry around. Koko B. Ware hits the The Ghostbuster! Koko leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Ron Simmons, Henry got pinned. New Doom are beating down on Mark Henry! The music of Secret Agent Mack hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Simmons and Koko bail out of the ring, leaving Mark Henry down in the ring. Secret Agent Mack may have saved Mark Henry from a brutal beating. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall:69 Crowd Reaction:64 Match Quality:75 (SECRET AGENT MACK~! returns. All we need is Chris Benoit, Super Jobber, Lance Storm, Man of 1,000 gimmicks, and Inspector Scott Steiner, (The only thing stopping me from using them is a little thing called a WWE Written Contract) and this will be the best PWH ever. Theodore Long doesn't have to pay Mark Henry the three dollars he owes him. ) Hulk Hogan wants some answers why Kamala laid out Nathan Jones. Kamala comes out and slaps his stomach. Hogan says that if Kamala wants a title shot, he can get one. However it will wait until next week because Nathan Jones is injured. In the meantime Kamala will go one on one with Tatanka. 84 Big Bossman is in the ring and One Man Gang comes out. After some shoving, One Man Gang attacks Bossman, handcuffs him to the top rope, and beats him up with Bossman's own nightstick. The former Twin Towers feud in case you are wondering. 54 That Ain't No Saba Simba, That's Tony Atlas vs That Ain't No Rick Martel, That's Scotty Riggs: Saba Simba vs Scotty Riggs. Match Background: None. The Match: Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Riggs. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Saba Simba hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scotty Riggs comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Simba takes a chop from Riggs. Saba Simba takes a right hand to the temple from Riggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swan dive headbutt from Riggs but without much elevation on the move. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Riggs hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Simba blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Powerslam from Saba Simba on Riggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Simba DDTs Scotty Riggs. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Riggs. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Wack kick from Simba. Riggs counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Scotty Riggs with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simba. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Scotty Riggs turns Simba inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Scotty Riggs gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Jimmy Snuka comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Scotty Riggs is ready though, and strikes first! Scotty Riggs drops Jimmy Snuk to the canvas. Scotty Riggs quickly locks on the The Clapper! Jimmy Snuka has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:46 Crowd Reaction:33 Match Quality:59 (Botched, Blown, Badly Executed, Heel cheats to win, run in, failed or sucessful you decide, typical PWH Match. Saba Simba gets put down for the three and Scotty Riggs catches Jimmy Snuka in the act of attacking and he puts him in the Clapper. This feud is still developing) Brutus Beefcake vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Big kick from HTM staggers Beefcake but that's about it. Weak bodyslam by HTM. There's a two count on the pin. Beefcake powers out of a headlock. Honky Tonk Man takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. HTM takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutus Beefcake scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Brutus Beefcake with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on HTM. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Honky Tonk Man avoids a Brutus Beefcake avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Honky Tonk Man hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Honky Tonk Man scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Beefcake is out just before the three count. Beefcake gets splashed in the corner. Honky Tonk Man hits Beefcake. HTM drops an elbow...but Brutus Beefcake moves out of the way. HTM takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Flapjack from Beefcake on HTM. Greg Valentine comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Brutus Beefcake turns around. Greg Valentine drops Beefcake to the canvas. Greg Valentine quickly locks on the Figure Four Leglock! Valentine leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Honky Tonk Man, Beefcake got pinned. A second referee has run down...and is telling the first referee about the run in. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Honky Tonk Man for outside interference! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:56 (The hand of Dusty plays a part in the finish. Page 43 Subsection F of the PWH Rulebook, Honky Tonk Man cannot have a title defense without it ending in a DQ or a Countout. The only exception is when he finally loses the belt. The Former Dream Team feuds as well) Kamala vs Tatanka. Match Background: None. The Match: Kamala DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Tatanka. Uninspiring brawling from Kamala. Check them brawlin' stats, boy. Kamala connects with some weak punches on Tatanka. Hooks the leg for a two count. Weak slam from Kamala sets Tatanka for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Tatanka has no worries. There's a two count on the pin. Kamala drops an elbow...but Tatanka moves out of the way. Kamala takes a right hand to the temple from Tatanka. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. There's a two count on the pin. Tatanka DDTs Kamala, but it just looked terrible. Kamala elbows Tatanka in the face to break a hammerlock. Kamala DDTs Tatanka. Kamala has Tatanka down on the canvas. Giant Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tatanka leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Kamala comes running as well, and Tatanka gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:54 (Kamala destroys Tatanka to set up next weeks Title Match. Kamala vs Jones next week on Saturday Night's Main Event) As we go off the air, a quick rundown for Next Week's Matches: PWH World Title:Nathan Jones defends against Kamala Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine vs Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Demolition Smash vs Marty Jannetty Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry vs The New Doom. And More. Overall:59 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2003 You should have One Man Gang join Teddy Long and become Akeem again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 PWH Saturday Night's Main Event 1/24/04: Leif's name gets drawn in the beat Gillberg pool tonight: Gillberg vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: None. The Match: Leif takes a snap suplex from Gillberg. Leif Cassidy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tiger bomb by Leif Cassidy, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Leif Cassidy, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Leif Cassidy moves in for the kill. Leif Sault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:55 (Leif beats the shit out of Gillberg and Gillberg is now 0-6. Tonight Leif's partner Marty Jannetty will face Demolition Smash on the live show) Irwin R. Schyster vs Bobby Walker. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Jake Roberts will be the referee for this match. This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Walker gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. IRS hits a right hand. IRS hits a right hand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Fallaway slam by Irwin R. Schyster puts down Bobby Walker. Covers for a quick two count. Irwin R. Schyster gets taken down out of nowhere! Bobby Walker strikes Irwin R. Schyster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Walker hits a piledriver on Irwin R. Schyster. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. IRS reverses a Bobby Walker hammerlock. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Bobby Walker down! Bobby Walker gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Jake Roberts needed to make a super fast count! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:67 (Walker was pinned with a headlock. That was just too much. The reason Jake helped IRS to win was because A) He was drunk off his ass and B)He wants to be the one to beat IRS for the Television Title. That is actually half logical which is scary for this fed) Henry and Rodney Mack vs New Doom. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Koko just WAFFLES Mack with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Implant DDT by Koko B. Ware! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Ron Simmons. New Doom hook up Mack, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Mack takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Mack blocks a punch. Big piledriver on Simmons. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry. Powerslam from Mark Henry on Simmons. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Mark Henry with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simmons. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Ron Simmons pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Henry takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware kicks the leg, knocks Henry down, and goes to work on it. Tag between Mark Henry and Secret Agent Mack. Spin kick by Koko B. Ware to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Koko whips Mack into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Secret Agent Mack floors Koko, then signals for the Blackout. Meanwhile, Koko B. Ware has something in his hands. Mack comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. New Doom signal to each other...and they attack Henry and Rodney Mack! After an swift brawl, Mack and Henry are left down in the ring. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:57 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:64 (New Doom win this match with a good old fashioned brass knuckles shot. PWH-Old School and Loving it. Secret Agent Mack is losing overness from his weak gimmick. He has OVERNESS) Jimmy Snuka comes out and is blindsided by Scotty Riggs. A brawl happens in the ring and Snuka gets a headbutt in before Riggs sprays some colonge in the eyes of the Superfly. Riggs puts on the Clapper and Snuka can't see. He has been blinded. Riggs releases the hold and sprays the colonge on himself. Jimmy Snuka may never be able to see again. Perhaps he will go in the ring WITHOUT VISION~! Perhaps I am recyling old WWF angles from the early 1990s. Perhaps there might be a BLINDFOLD MATCH~! Or perhaps this angle will be dropped in a few weeks. Nobody knows. 52 Giant Gonzales vs Ice Train. Match Background: None. The Match: Uninspired brawling from Giant Gonzales. Gonzales slams Ice Train down. Ice Train is sure in trouble now. There's a two count on the pin. Ice Train counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Gonzales gets splashed in the corner. Gonzales receives some punishment by Ice Train but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Giant Gonzales takes a right hand to the temple from Ice Train. Giant Gonzales powers out of a Ice Train headlock. Giant Gonzales hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Giant Gonzales floors Ice Train. Ice Train gets locked in the Chokey Thing! Submission victory! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:42 Crowd Reaction:32 Match Quality:53 (Gonzo is attempting to make his way back up the PWH Hogan contendership. Beating Ice Train will not do that. The Chokey Thing gets the submission. Ice Train was choked out with the Chokey Thing. By Gawd) Marty Jannetty vs Demolition Smash. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers have been feuding recently. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Smash sends Jannetty CRASHING to the mat. Spear by Demolition Smash. Covers for a quick two count. Marty Jannetty avoids a Demolition Smash avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Demolition Smash gets hip tossed by Jannetty. Jannetty hits a dropkick on Demolition Smash. Actually, it barely touched! There's a two count on the pin. Marty Jannetty blasts Smash with a superkick. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jannetty hits an arm drag on Smash, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Jannetty charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Demolition Smash. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Demolition Smash! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from Demolition Smash. Smash hits a right hand. Smash goes for a splash but Jannetty puts the knees up. Smash walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Swan dive headbutt from Jannetty but without much elevation on the move. Leif Cassidy comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Smash turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Leif! Leif Cassidy has left Smash in big trouble. Demolition Smash is in trouble. Here it comes - Rocker Dropper. 1....2...3, it's finished. Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy try to beat down Demolition Smash, but end up getting run out of the ring by a furious Demolition Smash. They leave quickly before they end up taking any more punishment. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:58 (First Marty thinks he is Shawn Michaels with the superkick, then X-Pac with the spin kick, then Chris Benoit with the diving headbutt. Must be the drugs. The New Rockers attempt a beatdown but Smash drives them off. Next Week Smash vs Leif Cassidy. Then the week after most likely Marty vs Crush but PWH is NOT into Long Term Booking. ) Brutus Beefcake and Bob Backlund vs Rhythm and Blues. Match Background: Rhythm and Blues used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Bob Backlund gets back up now and snap suplexes HTM. HTM takes a vertical suplex from Bob Backlund. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Backlund \ Beefcake whip HTM into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Weak bodyslam on HTM by Beefcake sets up a legdrop. Honky Tonk Man reverses a hip toss. Honky Tonk Man DDTs Beefcake, but it just looked terrible. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Greg Valentine. Greg Valentine hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin, but Beefcake is out just before the three count. Throat chop by Valentine does nothing but remind me of the Samoan Wrestling Family Tree. Valentine drops an elbow...but Brutus Beefcake moves out of the way. Greg Valentine takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. Tag between Brutus Beefcake and Bob Backlund. Leg trip from Bob Backlund knocks the opponent down. Tag to Honky Tonk Man. Right hand from Backlund on HTM. Bob Backlund moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Running Atomic Drop. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:55 (Backlund's finisher is running neck and neck with the Chokey Thing as the best PWH finishing move. Next Week Backlund will Honky Tonk Man in a non-title match. Gee Non-Title. Honky has the belt. I wonder who will win that one) Kamala is walking backstage while slapping his man flab. Yes that was the whole segment. 59 Nathan Jones vs Kamala. Match Background: Nathan J and Kamala have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWH World title. Nathan Jones has been PWH World champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Weak kick from Kamala. I am unpleased. Kamala hits some weak-looking punches in the corner, but Nathan Jones is able to block them and return the favor in spades. Punch by Kamala, missing Nathan J COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatNathan J didn't sell it. Kamala punches away at Nathan Jones. Nathan J blocks a kick from Kamala. Bodyslam by Nathan J. Spear by Nathan Jones. There's a two count on the pin. Nathan Jones misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Kamala hits a sloppy ass bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Side suplex from Kamala. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kamala goes for a splash but Nathan J puts the knees up. Nathan Jones hits some punches. How generic. Kamala pushes out of a Nathan Jones hold. Big forearm by Kamala draws laughter from the crowd because it was THAT bad. Kamala has Nathan Jones down on the canvas. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:47 (AND YOUR NEW PHW WORLD CHAMPION.....KAMALA. He won it cleanly. There will be a rematch soon enough. Can Nathan Jones pull a three peat? We shall find out soon. To be fair Nathan Jones had bruised ribs so Kamala shouldn't be feeling big for beating a guy who was less than 100 percent. When Nathan takes the rematch he should be at 100 percent) Next Week: Smash vs Leif Cassidy Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man(Non-Title) The New PWH World Champion Kamala will be in the house. An update on Jimmy Snuka. Plus much more. Overall:53 515 People attended the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Nathan Jones LOST... BOO!! The people (well... ok me) have spoken... Nathan Jones for champ!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 PWH 1/31/04: All the Marbles for the Streak: Gillberg vs Barry Horowitz. Match Background: None. The Match: Barry Horowitz hits a bulldog off the ropes. Barry Horowitz knocks Gillberg down to the canvas with a clothesline. Flapjack from Horowitz on Gillberg. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Barry Horowitz hits a BIG clothesline for two! Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg ducks a wild right hand. Horowitz takes a vertical suplex from Gillberg. Gillberg suplexes Barry Horowitz badly. Barry Horowitz elbows Gillberg in the face to break a hammerlock. BIG clothesline from Horowitz. 'BIG' because it missed by a mile! Barry Horowitz has Gillberg down on the canvas. Horowitzer!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:41 Crowd Reaction:37 Match Quality:45 (0-7 for Mr. Gillberg. Maybe I should do Sid's old gimmick of running in during every match only Gillberg gets his ass kicked and gets pinned. That shall build up the streak. ) Kamala and Kim Chee come out. Kim Chee has the PWH World Title Belt over shoulder because Kamala attempted to eat it earlier. Kim Chee(who sounds sort of like Jack Victory) said Kamala is the ultimate Ugandan superstar. Kamala will defend against any and all comers. Except for Nathan Jones. Kim Chee said he had the Uganda Lawyer Warriors put a clause in the contract saying that Nathan Jones will not be able to get a title shot anytime soon. Out comes the man himself and Nathan Jones is pissed that he can't use his instant rematch clause. Kim Chee said he will approve a title shot at the next possible date IF Nathan Jones defeats him tonight. Nathan Jones hits a clothesline to Mr. Chee and it is on like Donkey Kong. 57 If Jones wins, he faces Kamala next week: Kim Chee vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: None. The Match: Nathan J scoops and slams Kim Chee. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Nathan J scoops and slams Kim Chee. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Nathan J slams Kim Chee down and motions to the crowd. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kim Chee by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kim Chee blocks a kick from Nathan Jones. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Nathan Jones by Kim Chee. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nice piledriver on Nathan J. Covers for a quick two count. Nathan J reverses a Kim Chee hammerlock. Spinebuster by Nathan Jones. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nathan Jones just KILLS Kim Chee! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kim Chee fights out of a grapple. Kim Chee hits some punches. How generic. Nathan Jones comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. BAAACK Body drop by Kim Chee gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Nathan Jones moves in for the kill. Big Boot! 1....2....3. Kamala comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Nathan J turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Kamala has left Nathan J down and bloodied. My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:59 Crowd Reaction:52 Match Quality:66 (Nathan Jones-Kamala once again next week. Can Jones regain the belt that he never should have lost? He gets a chairshot for his trouble proving that no matter what, Kamala is a sneaky little savage) Demolition Smash vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers have been feuding recently. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Smash scoops and slams Leif Cassidy. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Leif Cassidy powers out of a Demolition Smash headlock. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Smash. Leif hits a great swinging DDT on Demolition Smash. Leif then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle with a chair! Leif and Demolition Smash continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Marty Jannetty slides in and blasts Demolition Smash with a chair to the head! Jannetty climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Demolition Smash can barely stand. Here it comes - Leif Sault. 1....2...3, it's finished. Leif and Jannetty are putting the boots to Demolition Smash! Demolition Crush comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Crush bends down to help Smash back up. Wait! Leif Cassidy slides back in and attacks! Demolition Crush fights back...but is then jumped by Jannetty as well! Both Crush and Smash are subjected to a beat down by New Rockers, leaving them down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:66 (Next Week is Crush vs Marty as promised. The New Rockers are really Rocking, Demolion II. When are the New Rockers going to get that tag title shot they have earned many weeks ago. I don't have a clue, do you) Jimmy Snuka says he sees nothing but darkness but Scotty Riggs will get the same. Snuka will kick the ever living crap out of the American Model in the very near future. 61 Six Man Tag of Total Random Pairings: Secret Agent Mack, Mark Henry, and Jim Duggan vs Ron Simmons, Koko B. Ware, and Nikita Koloff. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Koko B. Ware kicks the leg, knocks Duggan down, and goes to work on it. Flying elbow from Koko B. Ware connects. Tag between Koko B. Ware and Ron Simmons. Jim Duggan takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. Powerslam from Ron Simmons on Duggan. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Nikita Koloff. Simmons \ Koloff whip Duggan into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Running clothesline from Nikita Koloff was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Jim Duggan is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Duggan slams Nikita Koloff down. Koloff is sure in trouble now. Tag between Jim Duggan and Secret Agent Mack. Flying shoulder tackle by Mack sends Koloff CRASHING to the mat. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Secret Agent Mack connects and Nikita Koloff is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Secret Agent Mack puts down Nikita Koloff. Tag between Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry. Koloff hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Henry slams Nikita Koloff down. Koloff is sure in trouble now. Koloff blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Koloff tags out to Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware hits a rolling kick on Henry. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag to Jim Duggan. Uninspired brawling from Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Jim Duggan floors Koko B. Ware. Old Glory Knee Drop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:63 (Koko gets pinned. That guy gets no love. Jim Duggan and Nikita Koloff do not like each other. It is a common hazard of one being an American Patriot and one being a no good dirty Commie. Not an official feud but it could be one) WWF Superstars 1991 Main Event: Big Bossman vs Irwin R. Schyster. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: IRS gets splashed in the corner. Big Bossman hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. IRS counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. STIFF~! chop lights up Bossman who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Big Bossman by IRS. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Irwin R. Schyster just KILLS Big Bossman! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Irwin R. Schyster puts down Big Bossman. Big Bossman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big Bossman DDTs IRS, but it just looked terrible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Bossman on IRS. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big kick from Bossman staggers IRS but that's about it. Wack kick from Bossman. IRS counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! IRS slams Big Bossman down and motions to the crowd. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Big Bossman down! One Man Gang comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Big Bossman turns around. One Man Gang floors Bossman. One Man Gang signals - Big Splash! OMG leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Irwin R. Schyster pins Bossman. IRS and OMG are beating the hell out of Big Bossman! Jake Roberts sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Irwin R. Schyster, exchanging punches, while Big Bossman comes back, sending OMG out of the ring with a clothesline. Roberts \ Bossman have cleared the ring, driving off IRS and OMG! My Opinion: I'll give a 3/4 star rating, but only if you promise to improve as a booker. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:65 (This should set up a tag team match between Bossman and Jake against IRS and One Man Gang. It is the WWE Booking Style. This guy is feuding with this guy. That guy is feuding with that guy. Let's pair them up and do a tag team match) Non-Title Match of Doom: Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: HTM receives a spinning neckbreaker from Backlund. HTM takes a snap suplex from Bob Backlund. Honky Tonk Man walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Right hand from Backlund on HTM. HTM powers out of a headlock. Weak bodyslam on Backlund by HTM sets up a legdrop. Honky Tonk Man hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Backlund reverses a waistlock. BRUTAL forearm by Backlund, the operative word being brutal. Hooks the leg for a two count. Backlund hits a badly done swinging DDT on Honky Tonk Man. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Backlund drops an elbow...but Honky Tonk Man moves out of the way. HTM strikes away at Bob Backlund, not doing much damage at all. Backlund counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! HTM tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Honky Tonk Man can barely stand. Running Atomic Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Bob Backlund offers a handshake to HTM...and he accepts it! No! Honky Tonk Man levels Backlund with a cheap shot right hand! Honky Tonk Man spins Backlund around. Honky Tonk Man hits the Shake Rattle and Roll! Bob Backlund has been floored after the match. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:57 Crowd REaction:57 Match Quality:58 (Only a total DUMBSHIT would shake hands with the Honky Tonk Man. So Backlund has pinned Honky in both a tag team match and a non-title match. Time to have Backlund face Honky in the madatory match where Honky saves the belt by Disqualification. That coming soon to an arena near you) Overall:57 510 People attended the show. Next Week: Nathan Jones vs Kamala for the PWH World Title. Crush vs Marty Jannetty. One Man Gang and IRS vs Jake Roberts and Big Bossman. And more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 PWH 2/7/04: These Jokes Just Write Themselves Dark Match: Gillberg vs Who. Match Background: Who is making his debut at this show. The Match: Gillberg hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Uninspired brawling from Who. Who hits a right hand on Gillberg and follows it up with a couple more. There's a two count on the pin. Who strikes Gillberg with a hard blow. Covers for a quick two count. Gillberg is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Uninspired brawling from Gillberg. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy short range spear from Gillberg. Who comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Who turns Gillberg inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Who moves in for the kill. Anvil Flattener! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:56 (Of course Gillberg does a sloppy short range spear. That is like his trademark. Notice that Who took the advantage after Gillberg botched that move. Art imitates life right there. Gillberg can't beat Who. No I am telling you Gillberg can't be Who. And on and on and on until the Who joke is ran into the ground) Tugboat vs Scotty Riggs. Match Background: None. The Match: Scotty Riggs strikes Tugboat. Riggs slams Tugboat down. Tugboat is sure in trouble now. There's a two count on the pin. Scotty Riggs misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Scotty Riggs takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. Wack kick from Tugboat. Scotty Riggs takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. Tugboat goes for a splash but Riggs puts the knees up. Powerslam from Scotty Riggs on Tugboat. Scotty Riggs gets whipped into the corner. Tugboat charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Riggs uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:41 Match Quality:59 (Scotty Riggs wins this match against Tugboat. Jimmy Snuka doesn't make an apperence. Riggs cheats to win. He also hits a powerslam to prove that the world is indeed coming to the end. Also if a Tugboat splash did hit the knees, Riggs would have two fractured kneecaps right about now) Koko B. Ware vs Mark Henry. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Ron Simmons will be the referee for this match. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Koko B. Ware on Henry. Henry kicks Koko B. Ware in the gut to reverse the momentum. Mark Henry hits Koko. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Mark Henry scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Koko B. Ware powers out of a Mark Henry headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Henry goes down. One day, Koko might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Koko B. Ware. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Henry counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Mark Henry hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Koko B. Ware once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Mark Henry is in control. Ron Simmons comes up behind...low blow! Henry collapses to the floor. Koko B. Ware takes the advantage. Koko B. Ware moves in for the kill. The Ghostbuster! 1....2....3. Ron Simmons attacks Henry. Mark Henry is in trouble. Here it comes - Dominator. Ron Simmons leaves Henry on the mat. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:40 Match Quality:60 (Ron Simmons cost Mark Henry the match. BAH GAWD. Jobbing to Koko B. Ware. It doesn't get any lower than that. Mark Henry will get avenged soon enough) Honky Tonk Man is on the set of his new interview segment, The Honky Tonk Hotel. He dances and plays a tune. Out comes his guest. Bob Backlund. Backlund comes to the ring. Honky says that the Interconinental Title will be on the line next week when he faces Bob Backlund in a match. Backlund gives a bland babyface interview with Honky pretending to fall asleep in the background. Honky Tonk Man finally gets sick of Backlund and breaks a guitar over his head. Honky Tonk Man dances over the fallen body of Backlund. HTM finally gets a shot in on someone. The end is here. 70 WCW Saturday Night Reunion Match: Bobby Walker and Van Hammer vs Disorderly Conduct. Match Background: None. The Match: Walker gets splashed in the corner. Bobby Walker elbows Tough Tom in the face to break a hammerlock. Weak bodyslam on Tom by Walker sets up a legdrop. Walker tags out to Van Hammer. BAAACK Body drop by Tom gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Bodyslam by Hammer. Tough Tom is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tough Tom hits a right hand on Van Hammer. Tag between Tough Tom and Mean Mike. Mike strikes away at Van Hammer, not doing much damage at all. Big kick from Mike staggers Hammer but that's about it. Hammer counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Van Hammer with a spinning neckbreaker on Mike. Hammer tags out to Bobby Walker. Side suplex from Walker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Mike by Walker sets up a legdrop. Mean Mike is in trouble. Here it comes - Diving Lariat. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:32 Match Quality:78 (Holy crap that was actually a decent match. We cannot have too many of those. Disorderly Conduct do what they do best. Job. I think I need to bring in the Armstrong Brothers and The Villanos to respark their classic WCW Saturday Night Wars. I miss WCW Saturday Night. It is ten times better than anything else the WWE puts on these days) Demolition Crush vs Marty Jannetty. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Forearm to the face from Jannetty on Crush. Demolition Crush fights out of a grapple. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Demolition Crush ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Demolition Crush connects and Marty Jannetty is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jannetty pushes out of a Demolition Crush hold. Crush walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Marty Jannetty hits a shitty missile dropkick on Crush. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marty Jannetty blasts Crush with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jannetty walks into a drop toe hold. Spear by Demolition Crush. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Crush charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Leif Cassidy comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Demolition Crush turns around. Leif Cassidy spins Crush around. Leif Cassidy hits the Leif Sault! Leif leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Marty Jannetty pins Crush. Jannetty and Leif are putting the boots to Demolition Crush! Demolition Smash comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Smash saved Crush from a major beating. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:57 Match Quality:60 (In two weeks it will finally happen. The long awaited Demolition II vs New Rockers tag team match for the PWH Tag Team Titles. Next Week it will be:The Rock and Roll Express and Demolition II vs The New Rockers and the Midnight Express in an eight man Elimination Challenge Match. Should be a rocketbusta) Time Filling Match of Doom: Greg Valentine vs Scott Putski. Match Background: None. The Match: Greg Valentine hits some weak-looking punches in the corner, but Scott Putski is able to block them and return the favor in spades. Putski pushes out of a Greg Valentine hold. Wack kick from Putski. Putski whips Valentine into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Scott Putski scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Valentine counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Chop from Valentine on Putski in the corner sends Putski reeling out. BRUTAL forearm by Valentine. Brutal being the operative word since that was just done VERY badly. There's a two count on the pin. Greg Valentine uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Greg Valentine misses a clothesline. Scott Putski DDTs Valentine, but it just looked terrible. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Valentine flips out of a Scott Putski bodyslam attempt. Greg Valentine floors Scott Putski. Scott Putski gets locked in the Figure Four Leglock! Submission victory! Brutus Beefcake comes running down the aisle with a chair! Greg Valentine is just leaving the ring...and Beefcake scores with a brutal chair shot! Greg Valentine falls to the floor holding his head. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:47 Crowd Reaction:40 Match Quality:54 (Greg Valentine beats Scott Putski and Brutus Beefcake waddles in to remind us that they have a feud. This is far from over. At least I think it is, if I keep forgetting they are feuding) Jake's Drunk so this is now a handicap match: Big Bossman vs Irwin R. Schyster and One Man Gang. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. OMG and Bossman have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Irwin R. Schyster is the reigning PWH Television champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: IRS receives some punishment by Big Bossman but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Big Bossman with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on OMG. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Powerslam from Big Bossman on OMG. Covers for a quick two count. Running clothesline from Big Bossman was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Bossman walks into a drop toe hold. IRS \ OMG whip Bossman into the corner. Irwin R. Schyster whips One Man Gang in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Irwin R. Schyster hits a bulldog off the ropes. OMG \ IRS whip Bossman into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Big Bossman hits a right hand on Irwin R. Schyster and follows it up with a couple more. Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. OMG \ IRS whip Bossman into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Bossman gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Big Bossman is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bossman reverses a One Man Gang hammerlock. Flapjack from Bossman on OMG. Jake Roberts comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bossman goes to irish whip Irwin R. Schyster into the ropes. Roberts hits IRS with a chair to the back! Irwin R. Schyster can barely stand. Spinebuster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match. Overall:56 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:63 (Jake manages to stumble out drunk at the end and hit IRS with a chair. Bossman scores the pin with a spinebuster and Nathan Jones sues for gimmick infringement. ) The Rematch of the Century: Kamala vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: Nathan J and Kamala have been feuding recently. So far, Nathan J hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Kamala since the feud started. This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: BORING ass brawling from Kamala. Kamala connects with some weak punches on Nathan Jones. Boring brawling from Kamala is the cure for insomnia. Weak slam from Kamala sets Nathan J for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Nathan J has no worries. Kamala walks into a drop toe hold. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kamala by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nathan Jones hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Kamala once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Messed up bodyslam by Kamala almost kills Nathan J. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy discus punch from Kamala barely connects on Nathan J. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Nathan J counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. STIFF~! chop lights up Kamala who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Kamala reverses a Nathan Jones hammerlock. Big forearm by Kamala draws laughter from the crowd because it was THAT bad. Nathan J scores with a forearm, sending Kamala down into the corner, squashing the referee. Kamala has pulled something out of his tights! Nathan Jones walks over...and ducks the brass knuckles punch! The knux come off. Nathan J floors Kamala, and picks up the knuckles himself. Kamala rises...and gets a taste of his own medicine as Nathan Jones uses the knuckles to knock Kamala out. The referee gets up to see Nathan Jones making the cover: 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Nathan Jones used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Nathan Jones has been disqualified! Kamala slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Nathan J to get some payback. My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:48 (The hand of Dusty plays an evil fate in the title hopes of Nathan Jones. I don't know why Nathan would want to use anything that Kamala had in his pants. Kamala barely hangs onto the belt. ) Next Week: The Midnight Express and The New Rockers vs the Rock and Roll Express and Demolition II in an Elimination Challenge Match. PHW Interconinental Title Match:Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man© Nathan Jones vs Giant Gonzales And More: Overall:55 501 People Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 PWH 2/14/04: I have no witty subtitle for this dark match: Gillberg vs Tama. Match Background: Tama is making his debut at this show. The Match: Tama hits Gillberg. Tama slams Gillberg down. Gillberg is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tama charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tama walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Tama walks into a chop. That must have hurt. Tama walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Tama comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tama hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Gillberg can barely stand. Here it comes - Superkick. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. OVerall:51 Crowd Reaction:44 Match Quality:58 (Tama wins a superkick. He must be watching the WWE. I have nothing to add except Gillberg is 0-9 now) Survivor Seri er Elimination Challenge Match: Team Beautiful vs Team Crush. Match Background: Team Beautiful consists of Bobby Eaton, Stan Lane, Leif Cassidy, and Marty Jannetty. Team Crush consists of Demolition Crush, Demolition Smash, Ricky Morton, and Robert Gibson. This will be a survivor series bout. This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. Demolition II are the reigning PWH Tag Team champions, and have been since 03 January 2004. The Match: First Fall : Spinning back kick from Ricky Morton. Flying elbow from Ricky Morton connects. Covers for a quick two count. Beautiful powers out of a headlock. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Bobby Eaton just KILLS Ricky Morton! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Morton pushes out of a Bobby Eaton hold. Morton crushes Beautiful with a running senton. ONE...TWO...THREE. Morton defeats Beautiful. Second Fall : Demolition Smash hits some punches. How generic. BAAACK Body drop by Lane gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Demolition Smash misses a clothesline. Sloppy discus punch from Stan Lane barely connects on Smash. Pin, but Smash is out just before the three count. Smash kicks Stan Lane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spear by Demolition Smash. Cover gets three for Demolition Smash, Lane got pinned. Third Fall : Gibson hits a soaring kick on Jannetty. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Jannetty. There's a two count on the pin. Gibson walks into a drop toe hold. Marty Jannetty with an enziguri. Robert Gibson gets knocked to the ground by Jannetty, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Fist Drop, forget about it. 1....2...3! Fourth Fall : Spin kick by Ricky Morton to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Ricky Morton. Covers for a quick two count. Leif kicks Ricky Morton in the gut to reverse the momentum. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Morton! Leif Cassidy moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Atomic Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fifth Fall : BAAACK Body drop by Jannetty gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Massive backbreaker on Jannetty and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Jannetty blocks a punch. Marty Jannetty with an enziguri. Demolition Smash is in trouble. Rocker Dropper! 1....2....3. Sixth Fall : Crush walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Back heel kick from Jannetty on Crush. Covers for a quick two count. Crush reverses a waistlock. Death valley driver by Demolition Crush! No one executes that move properly anymore. Demolition Crush moves in for the kill. Big Foot! 1....2....3. Final Fall : Stun Gun from Leif Cassidy! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Hooks the leg for a two count. Doctor Bomb connects and Crush landed hard. Belly to belly off the top rope! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Crush flips out of a Leif Cassidy bodyslam attempt. Leif reverses an irish whip...and Demolition Crush runs into the referee! Leif Cassidy can barely stand. Full Nelson Bomb! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Crush charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Demolition Crush can barely stand. Here it comes - Leif Sault. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:63 Match Quality:56 (Next Week Demolition II will face The New Rockers FINALLY For the PWH Tag Team Titles. The New Rockers cash in on that tag title shot that they earned about a hundred weeks ago. Pretty decent match by PWH Standards that is) This Match has no reason to be on the show match: Kendall Windham vs Chip Minton. Match Background: None. The Match: Chip Minton hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Chip Minton turns Windham inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Sloppy discus punch from Chip Minton barely connects on Windham. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Big kick from Minton staggers Windham but that's about it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Windham blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Chip Minton charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Kendall Windham hits a bulldog off the ropes. Minton reverses a Kendall Windham hammerlock. Weak bodyslam by Minton. Kendall Windham can barely stand. Brainbuster! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:44 Crowd Reaction:30 Match Quality:59 (Chip Minton, evil bobsledder, scores the win. He is undefeated for all intents and purposes. The first victim was Kendall Windham. Not that means anything. I am attempting to build up some credible heels for when Nathan Jones inevitably wins his belt back. That could blow up in my face but their you go) These Two are feuding you know: Brutus Beefcake vs Greg Valentine. Match Background: Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: A weak headbutt on Valentine by Beefcake causes nothing but pain for both. Beefcake strikes away at Greg Valentine, not doing much damage at all. Brutus Beefcake strikes Greg Valentine with a hard blow. Brutus Beefcake with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Valentine. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Greg Valentine fights out of a grapple. Valentine uses a neckbreaker on Beefcake. Valentine hits a stump piledriver on Brutus Beefcake. There's a two count on the pin. Brutus Beefcake is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Beefcake hits a piledriver on Greg Valentine. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Covers for a quick two count. Side suplex from Beefcake. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Valentine counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Valentine uses a neckbreaker on Beefcake. Beefcake counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running clothesline from Brutus Beefcake was actually MIGHTY sloppy. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! The fight has started up again! Brutus Beefcake attacks Valentine, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:47 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:48 (Lovely match. Just lovely. Went nowhere just like this feud. Well on to the next match) A World Title Match in the middle of the card?: Kamala vs Secret Agent Mack. Match Background: This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: Kamala connects with some weak punches on Secret Agent Mack. Mack takes a weak kick. Weak kick from Kamala. I am unpleased. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kamala strikes Secret Agent Mack. Hooks the leg for a two count. Secret Agent Mack pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Secret Agent Mack ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Covers for a quick two count. Big piledriver on Kamala. Kamala ducks a wild right hand. Flapjack from Kamala on Mack. Kim Chee is at ringside! Mack wastes valuable time by yelling at Kim Chee! Kamala takes advantage of the distraction and nails Mack from behind! Kamala floors Secret Agent Mack. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:58 (Kamala retains his belt with a little help from Kim Chee. Sure it was against the man with no overness but Kamala has a completely lame duck title reign going on. Kind of like Goldberg now in the other company) This Match was to happen this week but it is happening this week because Jake is halfway sober: One Man Gang and Irwin R. Schyster vs Jake Roberts and Big Bossman. Match Background: IRS and Roberts have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. OMG and Bossman have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Irwin R. Schyster is the reigning PWH Television champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Jake Roberts strikes Irwin R. Schyster. IRS gets splashed in the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Big Bossman. Roberts \ Bossman whip IRS into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big kick from Bossman staggers IRS but that's about it. Big Bossman misses a clothesline. Bossman walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Irwin R. Schyster and One Man Gang. One Man Gang hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Bossman powers out of a headlock. Big Bossman with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on OMG. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Bossman tags out to Jake Roberts. Jake Roberts hits a right hand on One Man Gang and follows it up with a couple more. Tag to Irwin R. Schyster. Jake Roberts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Irwin R. Schyster slams Roberts, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Jake Roberts doing? Irwin R. Schyster picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Roberts up...but then throws him off. Irwin R. Schyster saw that Roberts had a chain and was ready to hit him with it. A kick to the gut stuns Roberts, and the chain gets taken by IRS, who wraps it around his fist. Knock-out punch! Jake Roberts is out cold, KOed by his own weapon! The referee gets up to see the pinfall - 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Irwin R. Schyster used a steel chain to get this victory. The referee reverses the decision! Irwin R. Schyster has been disqualified! My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:48 Match Quality:61 (The Hand of Dusty plays a fate in this match. Next Week will be Jake Roberts vs IRS for the TV belt which shall prove to be an interesting match. Two big title matches next week and two more will get set up shortly for the following week. Want to know what I mean. Read on) Winners face the PWH World Tag Team Champions in 2 Weeks Time: The Bushwhackers vs New Doom. Match Background: The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Luke slams Ron Simmons down. Simmons is sure in trouble now. Big clothesline from Luke. Tag to Bushwhacker Butch. Ron Simmons takes a right hand to the temple from Butch. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy discus punch from Bushwhacker Butch barely connects on Simmons. Tag to Bushwhacker Luke. The Bushwhackers whip Simmons into the corner. Bushwhacker Butch whips Bushwhacker Luke in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Simmons pushes out of a Bushwhacker Luke hold. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Koko crushes Luke with a running senton. Tag to Ron Simmons. New Doom hook up Luke, then hit a double suplex. Luke takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big clothesline from Simmons. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Luke blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. Butch hits a piledriver on Koko B. Ware. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Koko B. Ware has lost it! He floors Bushwhacker Butch and starts raining down punches like a psycho! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Koko has caused a DQ through his hatred of Bushwhacker Butch. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:57 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:61 (Koko B. Ware going psycho on someone is just too funny for words. The Week after Next will have the Bushwhackers get their PWH Tag Team Title Shot against either Demolition II or The New Rockers. The Bushwhackers have stuck through all three versions of PWH so could they finally hit tag team gold. Only the bookerman knows) Honky Tonk Man 101: Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Bob Backlund takes a right hand to the temple from HTM. Honky Tonk Man hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bob Backlund elbows Honky Tonk Man in the face to break a hammerlock. Chop from Backlund on HTM causing the knock down. HTM tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. There's a two count on the pin. Bob Backlund uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bob Backlund snap suplexes HTM HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Backlund is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! HTM blocks a kick from Bob Backlund. Big clothesline from HTM. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Honky Tonk Man barely connects on Backlund. Pin, but Backlund is out just before the three count. Honky Tonk Man hits a right hand on Bob Backlund. A weak headbutt on Backlund by HTM causes nothing but pain for both. HTM drops an elbow...but Bob Backlund moves out of the way. Bob Backlund snap suplexes HTM HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Backlund is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Chin crusher by Bob Backlund, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Honky Tonk Man misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Bob Backlund knocks HTM to the outside, then signals for the Running Atomic Drop. He reaches out of the ring for Honky Tonk Man...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see HTM sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Honky Tonk Man, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Bob Backlund offers a handshake to HTM...and he accepts it! No! Honky Tonk Man levels Backlund with a cheap shot right hand! Honky Tonk Man spins Backlund around. Honky Tonk Man hits the Shake Rattle and Roll! Bob Backlund has been floored after the match. My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:61 Crowd Reaction:63 Match Quality:59 (Backlund is never the sharpest knife in the drawer. He gets hit with the ring bell and then offers a handshake to HTM. Of course he gets shook, rattled, and rolled. Of course Honky has completed the triology of title defenses so look for the fourth one soon. Will Backlund take the title or will Honky end the feud with an illegal pin. Only time will tell) Number One Contenders Match for the PWH World Title: Giant Gonzales vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Kamala will be the referee for this match. The Match: Wack kick from Gonzales. Giant Gonzales hits a right hand on Nathan Jones and follows it up with a couple more. Big kick from Gonzales staggers Nathan J but that's about it. Nathan J takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Gonzales goes for a splash but Nathan J puts the knees up. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Giant Gonzales by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nathan J hits a piledriver on Giant Gonzales. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Giant Gonzales once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Giant Gonzales hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Giant Gonzales turns Nathan J inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Nathan J blocks a punch. Nathan Jones connects with rights and lefts and Giant Gonzales is down! Giant Gonzales fights out of a grapple. Nathan J takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Nathan Jones hits a string of moves. Kamala comes over, but Nathan J brushes past him to continue the assault. Giant Gonzales can barely stand. Here it comes - Big Boot. Kamala is calling for the bell...he is disqualifying Nathan Jones for touching an official referee! Kamala nails an unsuspecting Nathan J with a forearm to the face. Kamala has Nathan Jones down on the canvas. Giant Splash! Boom! Kamala leaves Nathan J down on the canvas, hurt. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:44 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:45 (In two weeks it will be Giant Gonzales vs Kamala for the PWH World Title. Heel vs Heel Match for the Championship of the World. Will Nathan Jones play a part in this match? Only time will tell. Next week...some stuff will happen. The Tag Belts and the TV Belt will be on the line) Overall:51 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Just When You Thought It was Safe to come back in the Fantasy Booking Board: PWH 2/21/04: Virgil vs Gillberg. Match Background: None. The Match: Virgil DDTs Gillberg, but it just looked terrible. Virgil scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Virgil turns Gillberg inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Virgil with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Gillberg. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. There's a two count on the pin. Virgil charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Double leg takedown from Gillberg sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Gillberg hits a shaky delayed suplex on Virgil. Davey Boy Smith is looking down from heaven...and shaking his head in disapproval. Gillberg gets taken down out of nowhere! Virgil hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Gillberg can barely stand. Here it comes - Piledriver. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:43 Match Quality:53 Match Quality:52 (Gillberg is at 0-10. Althrough a loss to Virgil would dampen anyone's morale. Nevermind that because it is time for the big show) This match really has no point, does it not: Scotty Riggs vs Bobby Walker. Match Background: None. The Match: Weak bodyslam by Riggs. Scotty Riggs blasts Walker with a superkick. Scotty Riggs blasts Walker with a superkick. Pin, but Walker is out just before the three count. Riggs hits an arm drag on Walker, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. There's a two count on the pin. Walker reverses a Scotty Riggs hammerlock. Running clothesline from Bobby Walker was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Powerslam from Bobby Walker on Riggs. Riggs flips out of a Bobby Walker bodyslam attempt. Scotty Riggs hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Bobby Walker hooks up a suplex, but Riggs flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:38 Match Quality:59 (This match blew. Jimmy Snuka will return next week to confront Scotty Riggs about blinding him and stuff) Recycled Angle Alert: Disorderly Conduct vs Rock N Roll Express. Match Background: Rock N Roll Express are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Robert Gibson arm drags Tom over and locks on an armbar. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tom. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton. Rock N Roll Express whip Tom into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ricky Morton kicks the leg, knocks Tom down, and goes to work on it. Tom blocks a kick from Ricky Morton. Tough Tom scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Tag between Tough Tom and Mean Mike. Morton takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big clothesline from Mike. Morton pushes out of a Mean Mike hold. Tag between Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Mike. Slingshot clothesline by Gibson, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Gibson snapmares Mean Mike and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Gibson drops an elbow...but Mean Mike moves out of the way. Mean Mike hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Gibson holds Mean Mike in place. Ricky Morton charges...but Mike ducks, andMortonends up flooringGibson! Mean Mike moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Hangman's Neckbreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished. Morton and Gibson remain in the ring. Robert Gibson does not look happy at losing. Ricky Morton goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Gibson. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. My Opinion: This match gets two stars from me. Nothing more, nothing less. ** Overall:61 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:80 (Holy shit. **. That's got to be a PWH record. Meanwhile the Rock and Roll Express seem not to be getting alone. Meanwhile, I am having flashbacks to PWH V-1. Disorderly Conduct get the win, so the end is here. ) The partners of these two men are feuding, so let's put them in a match: Secret Agent Mack vs Koko B. Ware. Match Background: None. The Match: Koko takes a headbutt from Secret Agent Mack. Bodyslam by Mack. Hooks the leg for a two count. Secret Agent Mack misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Koko B. Ware connects with a back heel kick on Mack and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Mack. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Mack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Full nelson slam on Koko. Koko B. Ware gets knocked to the ground by Mack. Here it comes...Blackout! Koko B. Ware taps! My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:66 (I really have nothing to add to this match. Let's move on shall we) Can the Snake finally strike gold or will IRS audit his ass: Jake Roberts vs Irwin R. Schyster. Match Background: IRS and Roberts have been feuding recently. So far, IRS hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Roberts since the feud started. This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Jake Roberts hits a right hand on Irwin R. Schyster. Jake Roberts hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Irwin R. Schyster reverses a hip toss. IRS slams Jake Roberts. Jake Roberts charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Jake Roberts down! Pin, but Roberts is out just before the three count. Irwin R. Schyster with a spinning neckbreaker on Roberts. Irwin R. Schyster misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Weak bodyslam by Roberts. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jake Roberts turns IRS inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pin, but IRS is out just before the three count. Jake Roberts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. A weak headbutt on IRS by Roberts causes nothing but pain for both. Roberts charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. BAAACK Body drop by Roberts gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Irwin R. Schyster connects and Jake Roberts is down! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Jake Roberts floors IRS, then signals for the DDT. Meanwhile, Irwin R. Schyster has something in his hands. Roberts comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Jake Roberts manages to grab them. Irwin R. Schyster gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Jake Roberts used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Jake Roberts has been disqualified! Roberts grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:62 Match Quality:63 (Dusty Finish. A cheap way in continueing this feud. Jake hit the referee because he thought he was trying to steal the cocaine in his pocket. Also Jake Roberts used an illegal weapon. You mean there are LEGAL weapons. This is far from over, of course) Greg Valentine is on the Honky Tonk Hotel. He says some not so nice things about Brutus Beefacke. The Booty Disciple Barber Butcher Man Without a Name or Face Beefcake takes offense to this and beats up the Hammer. These two are feuding, you know. 47 The match finally happens: The Tag Title Match: Demolition II vs New Rockers. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. This match is for the PWH Tag Team titles. Demolition II have been PWH Tag Team champions since 03 January 2004. The Match: Smash slams Leif Cassidy. Demolition Smash with a spinning neckbreaker on Leif. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Demolition Crush. Demolition II whip Leif into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Leif counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Marty Jannetty. Marty Jannetty hits a shitty missile dropkick on Crush. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jannetty hits an arm drag on Crush, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Crush ducks a wild right hand. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Marty Jannetty by Crush. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag between Demolition Crush and Demolition Smash. Smash scoops and slams Marty Jannetty. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Tag to Leif Cassidy. BIG clothesline on Leif. Leif Cassidy is in big trouble...Decapation Elbow!! 1....2....3! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:61 Match Quality:63 (Demoltion retain the titles and seal the feud. Next week they defend against the Bushwhackers in a rare face vs face match. Then again when your heel teams are Doom(Koko B. Ware and Faarooq), The Midnight Express, and Disorderly Conduct, The Whackers might not be too bad) The big announcement is that Nathan Jones will be inserted in the world title match next week. It will be Giant Gonzales vs Kamala vs Nathan Jones in a Triple Threat Match for the PWH World Title. Can Nathan win the gold for the third time? Only way to find out. Turn in next week. 62 Overall:56 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmatt2002 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 PWH 2/28/04: Gillberg vs One Man Gang. Match Background: None. The Match: Wack kick from OMG. Uninspired brawling from One Man Gang. Wack kick from OMG. There's a two count on the pin. Big kick from OMG staggers Gillberg but that's about it. There's a two count on the pin. Gillberg powers out of a One Man Gang headlock. One Man Gang walks into a chop. That must have hurt. Covers for a quick two count. BRUTAL forearm by Gillberg, the operative word being brutal. OMG counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flapjack from OMG on Gillberg. One Man Gang has Gillberg down on the canvas. Big Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:38 Match Quality:54 (0-11 for Gillberg. One Man Gang is still feuding with the Big Boss Man over something. I'm too lazy too look it up but I think it was over Gang splashing Boss Man multiple times or something petty like that) Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake vs Rhythm and Blues. Match Background: Rhythm and Blues used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Throat chop by Valentine does nothing but remind me of the Samoan Wrestling Family Tree. Backlund counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take Valentine down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Valentine yet though. Tag between Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Valentine gets splashed in the corner. Greg Valentine takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. Valentine kicks Brutus Beefcake in the gut to reverse the momentum. Punch by Valentine, missing Beefcake COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatBeefcake didn't sell it. Tag to Honky Tonk Man. Beefcake hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Big kick from HTM staggers Beefcake but that's about it. Brutus Beefcake powers out of a Honky Tonk Man headlock. Big kick from Beefcake staggers HTM but that's about it. Tag to Bob Backlund. Ugly-looking short powerbomb by Backlund. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take HTM down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in HTM yet though. Honky Tonk Man is in trouble. Running Atomic Drop! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:60 (Honky gets pinned by Backlund once again. Nothing new. This is just to further the feuds between all four. Backlund will face Honky Tonk Man as a result of his win, maybe in a couple of weeks, maybe next week, I need to get some new napkins at the store this week) Jim Duggan vs Horshu. Match Background: None. The Match: Horshu hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Horshu takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Duggan hits a piledriver on Horshu. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Jim Duggan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Horshu can barely stand. Here it comes - Running Clothesline. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:56 (WCW Saturday Night flashbacks. Of course their is no business like Shu-Business. Duggan squashes Horshu and he will go on to wrestle and stuff like that) Mark Henry vs Ron Simmons. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Ron Simmons hits a right hand on Mark Henry. Big clothesline from Simmons. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mark Henry comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Henry strikes away at Ron Simmons, not doing much damage at all. Running clothesline from Mark Henry was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Henry on Simmons. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Simmons gets splashed in the corner. Simmons blocks a kick from Mark Henry. Ron Simmons hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Simmons DDTs Mark Henry. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Ron Simmons with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Henry. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Ron Simmons hits Henry. Henry counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Mark Henry with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simmons. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Side suplex from Henry. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall:70 Crowd Reaction:64 Match Quality:77 (A double countout. A double countout. Mark Henry goes to the back to get some donuts after the match and Ron Simmons wishes he was with Bradshaw in the shower. The good old days are long gone, your future is jobbing to Mark Henry and Rodney Mack in a comedy fed while teaming with Koko B. Ware) The Bushwhackers vs Demolition II. Match Background: The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the PWH Tag Team titles. Demolition II have been PWH Tag Team champions since 03 January 2004. The Match: Weak bodyslam on Crush by Butch sets up a legdrop. Bushwhacker Butch hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Tag to Bushwhacker Luke. Big kick from Luke staggers Crush but that's about it. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Bushwhacker Luke barely connects on Crush. Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. The Bushwhackers hook up Crush, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Demolition Crush powers out of a Bushwhacker Butch headlock. Crush tags out to Demolition Smash. BAAACK Body drop by Butch gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Smash hits a piledriver on Bushwhacker Butch. That used to end matches, you know. Tag to Demolition Crush. Demolition II whip Butch into the corner. Demolition Smash whips Demolition Crush in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Fallaway slam by Demolition Crush puts down Bushwhacker Butch. Spear by Demolition Crush. Tag between Demolition Crush and Demolition Smash. Demolition Smash with a spinning neckbreaker on Butch. Bushwhacker Butch avoids a Demolition Smash avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag between Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke. Powerslam from Bushwhacker Luke on Smash. Demolition Smash climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Luke. Demolition Crush bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Smash by accident. Demolition Smash can barely stand. Big Headbutt! 1....2....3. My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall:64 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:75 (THE BUSHWHACKERS HAVE DONE IT. They are the new PWH Tag Team Champions. Luke and Butch. It looked a bit flukeish so this may be short lived title reign. The Bushwhackers deserve a taste at the tag team gold. They have been selling foam fingers for years. The Bushwhackers) Scotty Riggs vs Jake Roberts. Match Background: None. The Match: A weak headbutt on Riggs by Roberts causes nothing but pain for both. Jake Roberts strikes Scotty Riggs. Riggs gets splashed in the corner. Riggs takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Riggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Riggs hits a dropkick on Jake Roberts. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Scotty Riggs, getting as close to zero air as possible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jake Roberts pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Roberts hits a piledriver on Scotty Riggs. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Jake Roberts scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Riggs counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Scotty Riggs hits Roberts. Jake Roberts once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Weak bodyslam on Riggs by Roberts sets up a legdrop. Scotty Riggs is in trouble. Here it comes - DDT. Irwin R. Schyster quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jake Roberts turns around. Irwin R. Schyster spins Roberts around. Irwin R. Schyster hits the Samoan Drop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of IRS! Riggs and IRS are putting the boots to Jake Roberts! Jimmy Snuka comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Riggs \ IRS running for cover. Jimmy Snuka saved Roberts from a major beating. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:41 Match Quality:56 (Jimmy Snuka is back from the blindness. This will set up a tag team match down the road.) Giant Gonzales vs Nathan Jones vs Kamala. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This is a continuation of the Nathan J vs Kamala feud. So far, Nathan J hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Kamala since the feud started. This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: Giant Gonzales strikes Kamala. Giant Gonzales hits Nathan J. Gonzales walks into a drop toe hold. Punch by Kamala, missing Gonzales COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatGonzales didn't sell it. Full nelson slam on Kamala. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Weak bodyslam on Nathan J by Gonzales sets up a legdrop. Nathan J counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kamala \ Nathan J hook up Gonzales, then hit a double suplex. Kamala knocks Gonzales down to the canvas with a clothesline. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nathan Jones ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Kamala backdrops Nathan Jones out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kamala. Kamala punches away at Giant Gonzales. Kamala floors Giant Gonzales. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:50 (Nathan Jones looked sluggish which means his morale is going down. In other news, just signed Kamala will face Nathan Jones on the next card for the PWH World Title. Hmmm, no I can't decide who will win this match. Kamala wins this match by pinning Gonzo at any rate. Gonzales will not be their tag lay down for Kamala to save him from OUR HERO~! next week) Overall:56 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
