EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics").. In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 That is way too funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 **clap** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 That's hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted November 6, 2003 lmao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted November 7, 2003 That is a rather old joke originally told about concerns over percieved German control over the EU and fears they would try and make German the official language. A very good cut and paste job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 That is a rather old joke originally told about concerns over percieved German control over the EU and fears they would try and make German the official language. A very good cut and paste job. *Claps* Thanks for pointing out what most people reading this probably knew already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 Too funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 Didn't think it was that funny (was expecting some Mexican jokes), but if others find it worth their while more power to them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 7, 2003 It reminded me of newspeak, at first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
