RepoMan 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 Sex Aid Causes Bomb Scare A sex aid has caused a bomb scare at a South African rubbish dump, the Cape Times says. A group of women searching for items for recycling heard a ticking sound coming from a rubbish bag. Thinking it could be a bomb, they informed the manager of the Hermanus dump in Cape Town, Adolf Hansen. "I thought I would just tear the bag open a bit, and then there I saw what it was - a vibrator, the batteries still working," he told the newspaper. Mr Hansen said he told the women recyclers there was no danger of an explosion, and attempted to explain what the item was to the mystified group. He recognised what it was immediately, he said, because he had seen vibrators "more than once" before. This one, he said, was "middle-sized". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 7, 2003 I wonder if the women took it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 Talk about blowing your load. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 "Sir, the base of that body paint is oil, it needs to go to a proper recycling facility... same goes for the battery in your vibrator." "It's not a vibrator! It's a... <reads box> 'Massaging Wand'..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted November 7, 2003 "Wait a minute. You thought my bag had a bomb?" "Nine times out of ten, it's usually just an electric razor. But sometimes we find....(whispers)a dildo!" "A dildo?" "Of course, it's company policy not to imply ownership of said dildo. We have to use the possessive article the dildo, never your dildo." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2003 The over/under on this staying in CE is Saturday. A vibrator in South Africa, or at least its residue, is pretty much the equivalent to a bomb -- considering its user probably had AIDS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
