RepoMan Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 Sex Aid Causes Bomb Scare A sex aid has caused a bomb scare at a South African rubbish dump, the Cape Times says. A group of women searching for items for recycling heard a ticking sound coming from a rubbish bag. Thinking it could be a bomb, they informed the manager of the Hermanus dump in Cape Town, Adolf Hansen. "I thought I would just tear the bag open a bit, and then there I saw what it was - a vibrator, the batteries still working," he told the newspaper. Mr Hansen said he told the women recyclers there was no danger of an explosion, and attempted to explain what the item was to the mystified group. He recognised what it was immediately, he said, because he had seen vibrators "more than once" before. This one, he said, was "middle-sized".
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I wonder if the women took it
Slayer Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 "Sir, the base of that body paint is oil, it needs to go to a proper recycling facility... same goes for the battery in your vibrator." "It's not a vibrator! It's a... <reads box> 'Massaging Wand'..."
Guest Fook Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 "Wait a minute. You thought my bag had a bomb?" "Nine times out of ten, it's usually just an electric razor. But sometimes we find....(whispers)a dildo!" "A dildo?" "Of course, it's company policy not to imply ownership of said dildo. We have to use the possessive article the dildo, never your dildo."
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 The over/under on this staying in CE is Saturday. A vibrator in South Africa, or at least its residue, is pretty much the equivalent to a bomb -- considering its user probably had AIDS...
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