Guest Boo_Bradley Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly fathered by David Duchovny. May have a drinking/drug problem. Rumored to be bisexual. Hot-tempered. Linked with David Duchovny, Melissa Etheridge, Jodie Foster, Gina Gershon, and Helen Hunt. Shit....
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 (edited) Anderson, Loni. Failed marriage to and bitter divorce with Burt Reynolds; held her adopted son hostage in the divorce. Bi_____; linked with Carol Burnett. I so want to see the Grandmas Fuck now.... Burt and Tim Conway can do play by play Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____, in long-term relationship with Carol Burnett (or, according to e-mailers, they're just longtime friends-with-benefits). Married to Blake Edwards. Well I guess she can sing as the big "O" nears ------------- Arnaz, Desi. Philandering SOB, but Lucille Ball loved him, so I shouldn't say any more. (And he did protect her in front of HUAC). What's HUAC? Ball, Lucille. Long-suffering wife of Desi Arnaz; smart, smart woman and a great comedienne. Alcoholic, and not a good mother to her children. Rumored to have been a member of the Communist Party. That explains the red hair! -------------- Berry, Chuck. Voyeur and likes playing with poo as well as watching women urinate and defecate Ugh...... --------- Tomlin, Lily. Hollywood's most openly Closeted L_____, although she has now admitted it, openly, in at least one interview. Rude to her drivers. "Needs a little handholding sometimes but an absolutely LOVELY woman who was a breeze to work with." Linked with Dolly Parton. Hmmmmmmmmmmm Lesbian Dolly --- Stewart, Patrick. Reportedly temperamental, although not to his fans, who he is quite charming to. Said to pack one of the largest weapons in Hollywood. Hits on everyone in sight. Possible involvement with Whoopi Goldberg. The dude's got a monster wang, and the best he can do is Whoopi? Edited November 12, 2003 by Boo_Bradley
Mecha Mummy Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 O'Reilly, Bill. Surprisingly unintelligent, for all his bluster. Anti-Muslim bigot. Wait, this is supposed to be surprising?
Guest MD2020 Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Arnaz, Desi. Philandering SOB, but Lucille Ball loved him, so I shouldn't say any more. (And he did protect her in front of HUAC). What's HUAC? Ball, Lucille. Long-suffering wife of Desi Arnaz; smart, smart woman and a great comedienne. Alcoholic, and not a good mother to her children. Rumored to have been a member of the Communist Party. That explains the red hair! -------------- Berry, Chuck. Voyeur and likes playing with poo as well as watching women urinate and defecate Ugh...... House Un-Ameician Activites Commisssion. (or something similiar). Dedicated to rooting out the Commies...suck on that, Lenin!
Guest Ghettoman Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Wait just a god damn minute here... Natalie Portman is admittedly bisexual?.....
Guest rawmvp Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 (edited) Yep, she alluded to it in the May 2002 issue of Rolling Stone. According to her, as a child, she would make her female dolls have sex with each other, thus fully arousing herself in the process. I'm not kidding. She also talked about being very open to opposite or same sex relationships. She also implied that she's been lusting after some women, but has yet to act on her instincts. Edited November 12, 2003 by rawmvp
Guest Ghettoman Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Well god damn. I would enjoyed Star Wars a lot more knowing that.....
Richard Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Jackson, Samuel L. Recovering drug addict. Is rumored to have occasionally made use of escort services in NYC. Male escort services. Cosby, Bill. Rumored to touch children's private parts off the set of his shows Rice, Jerry. Extremely vain, although he does have a lot to be vain about. Philanderer. A regular at certain SF massage parlors and brothels. Hits on Asian and white women at his local gym, and in a very inappropriate and crude way. "A two-faced egomaniac." Say it ain't so
godthedog Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Stewart, Jimmy. Linked with Olivia De Havilland, Marlene Dietrich, Jean Harlow, Rita Hayworth, Katharine Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Ginger Rogers, Simone Simon and Loretta Young. now, more than ever, this man is my hero.
Guest Choken One Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Why do they INSIST that everyone is BiSexual?
Nighthawk Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Because everyone is bisexual. Even you.
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 13, 2003 Author Report Posted November 13, 2003 Prinze, Jr., Freddie. "Reportedly has a little boy complex which includes playing with toys and wearing a diaper in his off time. His marriage to SMG hasn't decreased the popularity of this tale. He reportedly likes his diaper changed by males and females. But with males, he'll only do mutual masturbation, no oral, no anal. Reportedly likes to sleep nuzzling SMG's crotch." Bi______. Linked with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Good lord. I don't even know where to begin with that.
Slayer Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Why do they INSIST that everyone is BiSexual? You mean you're not?! </flamer voice>
Guest El Satanico Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 It really shouldn't be surprising to people that so many in hollywood are likely bi. It was probably a much larger percentage back in the 50's and 60's, when it was still taboo and it was safe to fuck everyone.
Guest The TRUE Fonzie Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Dis disgusted me. Hollywood is a good bunch, dey ain't like all his derelickshen dat was presented dere. I blow my nose on dat rag if it was papuh instead o' a picture on the TV for the computron. Youze guys, doan believe all dat stuff do ya? C'mon...Tom Cruise? Julia Roberts? Dese people ain' stahz. Dese people doan even exist. An' if dey do exist, it only be in the same worl' with all you insi'nificant nobodies dat Fonzie shuns da prospec' a' goin' back tuh, so dey might as well nebbuh exist again and be dead. What kina movie stah name is somethin' like Paul Walker? Dese uh jus' names for the regular joes dat big stahz like me try real hahd not to associate wit', on account of some gossipin' fishwife might start grindstonin' the nose to da rumor mill, if youze get da visual. Dis is nonsense, an' I am appalled to hab a computron dat ackshesses such a buncha nonsense. Take dis fah instance........ Berry, Chuck. Voyeur and likes playing with poo as well as watching women urinate and defecate Oh he do, do he? Have a li'l some'n' call respect youze clowns. Chuck is a icon in the muzishinnin' biz. I guess ain't no one's cow sacred enough fuh these typos, as dey say on the computron lingo. So not only did dey make up people whoze only stahz in some la-la-land, dey make up lies to try an' make us bigshots feel real bad about ahselves. What real news is s'posed ta do is i's s'posed to make ya a good mood. Dat hab no junlizzic crebidility, what dey did dere. An lookit, to put da milk on the cookie, dey eben go an' made up fake words. No one ebbuh not ain't heard no wurr like voyeuh or defecate, but dey gotta put it in dere anyway. Letter to the editor? Fonzie don't dig. And by the way, da coolest guy runnin' in da marathon weez call da human race, yours truly, is writin' hiz own piece fuh inclusion! How can you got a A-list widdout Fonzie eh? A' first I was steamed like crab dat my name was nowhere to be foun' on da marquee, but I figguhed to reallah gibb people a sense a' how great I is, dey'd have ta keep da quill to da ink for a real while! So's I decited to's save dem some a' work an' send in a little piece of Fonzie authentica deir way! I'll be sure to let you fellas hab a sneak peak when I finish! Heeeeyyy!
Guest rawmvp Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 greatest gimmick poster ever. You truly are the REAL FONZIE.
Guest JRE Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 ...Is the Jerry Lawler on this list the Jerry Lawler I think it is? Or is there someone else with that name?
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