Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 A while back, a friend of mine had an away message that I liked, and so, to honor him, I stole it. Shamelessly. I'm not checking my IMs for some reason. While I'm gone, please feel free to: * Leave me an adoring message * Write a newspaper clipping about me and send it to your local paper for publication * Compose a song, poem or short story about me. This led to many interesting things, including several haiku, and Ash Ketchum rewriting the theme from Shaft about me. However, today, I am truly creeped out. I came back, and this was waiting for me: Loser91011: oh Taamo when you hit a palm strike the sound goes "whamo" and the belt looks so good on your body even though some of your matches are too spotty I swear I'm not gay but who knows one day? when you're sweating from a match your body I wish to latch My thoughts go to you though your red jock strip hugs better than the blue but these feelings are too true all about you Now I know this may come off wrong That I'm nearly singing a song Sure you can be a prick But your singlet just shows off your beautiful dick Love always (XoXo) Michael Craven *shudder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 I call this karma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 IL is a sick f*ck for coming up with that... but now we know how Craven really feels... RED > BLUE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted November 13, 2003 I smell a Guy Lombardo Bridge cover! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 If GLB (feat. Crowe) covers this song, you will be my HEROES. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 What about a cover by the Watson 310 Mafia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Fuck Crow, this one's all me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 What about a cover by the Watson 310 Mafia? You know, we still haven't replaced our microphone. Sigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
