I've got to change my away message...

[Ace309]

A while back, a friend of mine had an away message that I liked, and so, to honor him, I stole it. Shamelessly.

 

I'm not checking my IMs for some reason. While I'm gone, please feel free to:

 

* Leave me an adoring message

* Write a newspaper clipping about me and send it to your local paper for publication

* Compose a song, poem or short story about me.

 

This led to many interesting things, including several haiku, and Ash Ketchum rewriting the theme from Shaft about me.

 

However, today, I am truly creeped out.

 

I came back, and this was waiting for me:

 

Loser91011: oh Taamo

when you hit a palm strike the sound goes "whamo"

and the belt looks so good on your body

even though some of your matches are too spotty

 

I swear I'm not gay

but who knows one day?

when you're sweating from a match

your body I wish to latch

 

My thoughts go to you

though your red jock strip hugs better than the blue

but these feelings are too true

all about you

 

Now I know this may come off wrong

That I'm nearly singing a song

Sure you can be a prick

But your singlet just shows off your beautiful dick

 

Love always (XoXo)

 

Michael Craven

 

*shudder*

[WrestlingDeacon]

I call this karma.

[The Amazing Rando]

IL is a sick f*ck for coming up with that...

 

but now we know how Craven really feels...

RED > BLUE

[Guest TheAntipop]

I smell a Guy Lombardo Bridge cover!

[TheBostonStrangler]

If GLB (feat. Crowe) covers this song, you will be my HEROES. Seriously.

[The Amazing Rando]

What about a cover by the Watson 310 Mafia?

[Guest TheAntipop]

Fuck Crow, this one's all me!

[Edwin MacPhisto]

What about a cover by the Watson 310 Mafia?

You know, we still haven't replaced our microphone. Sigh.