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Christopher Nowinski Cleared To Wrestle

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Pssh, Fertig will never be beaten because it was so off-the-wall. This was actually based on something more than just a name... so it can never reach THAT level. Now, if I added "Funaki: Time Travelling Scientist from a Post-Apocalyptic Age" THEN -I think- it might just beat Fertig.

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Former Indians pitcher Brian Anderson has had the same problem with the sleepwalking and waking up not knowing where he is... The funniest instance was the time he somehow locked himself out of his hotel room wearing nothing but a towel.

Why was he sleeping in a towel?

That was half of the fun. He went to sleep wearing normal pajamas. So not only did he sleepwalk himself right out of his room, locking himself out, he somehow took off his clothes in his sleep like he was going to take a shower or something.

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Pssh, Fertig will never be beaten because it was so off-the-wall. This was actually based on something more than just a name... so it can never reach THAT level. Now, if I added "Funaki: Time Travelling Scientist from a Post-Apocalyptic Age" THEN -I think- it might just beat Fertig.

I should dig up "A Thuganomic Christmas Carol" and prepare it for a TSM submission around the holidays.

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I don't see what Chris Nowinski did to get this much fan support. He is mediocre in the ring, and he is nothing special on the microphone.

98% of the people out there are "nothing special" on the mic, and I think he's quite good. Yeah he's no Rock, Austin or Flair, but he plays his heel role well, certainly better than Maven, and as for his ring work it's not great, but then again how long has he actually been wrestling? Give the guy a break.

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Yeah! Nowinski - back! I only hope he's not going to end up screwed up like so many wrestlers do, especially the way he's heads already messed up.

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