Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 go do your homo ballet rendition of The Boyfriend with all your other drama club members who have never seen a tit up close and get the fuck out of here. Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 "The Boyfriend" is a shitty musical. Do, I don't know, "Guys and Dolls" or "Footloose." Anything less sucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Did Zsasz use the casting couch? Not that there's anything wrong with that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Bruiser, be careful about bashing the theater geeks, okay? Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Being a theater geek doesn't affect whether you're a jerk or not, which is all that really matters. Shockingly, some theater kids are stuck up, and some aren't...just like everyone else on the planet. You're all looking for a relvant point by now, but there isn't one. I just wanted to make that statement. I think a lot of people (not necessarily here, but on Earth as a whole) need to hear that. If not about drama students, then some other group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Being a theater geek doesn't affect whether you're a jerk or not, which is all that really matters. Shockingly, some theater kids are stuck up, and some aren't...just like everyone else on the planet. You're all looking for a relvant point by now, but there isn't one. I just wanted to make that statement. I think a lot of people (not necessarily here, but on Earth as a whole) need to hear that. If not about drama students, then some other group. ... JMA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Not all theatre kids are stuck up, but damned if I get along with any of them beyond superfluous everyday chit-chat. Not to mention how all of the ones I know are totally interchangeable and, despite being a fairly uninhibited bunch, keep telling me "you're WHITE!" every time I start talking about rap or tell them about the virtues of Thuganomics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Can't wait to hear how MrZigZags did last night And yes, most drama geeks suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Footless does indeed own. I was conned into helping out with the technical stuff this past spring when the local theatre down town did it. I'll agree on drama students. At my old school, it was a group of talentless fucks who thought just because they were in a drama class and maybe a play, that they had a never ending supply of talent and they weren't afraid to let you know it. Not to mention they had to be some of the most annoying people my school had to offer, and that's certainly saying something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 *stops trying* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i'm proud to say my involvement with high school drama has never lead to seeing a dick up close. i have, however, seen oodles of tits, as most of the drama girls i knew would basically drop their shirts & make out with each other on command. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i'm proud to say my involvement with high school drama has never lead to seeing a dick up close. But, something else HAS led you to see a dick up close? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i'm proud to say my involvement with high school drama has never lead to seeing a dick up close. But, something else HAS led you to see a dick up close? DZING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Recap of last night's performance: Audience (chanting): YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! Lady in Audience: GET THIS HACK OFF THE STAGE! ::vegetables are thrown at Zsasz:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Recap of last night's performance: Audience (chanting): YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! Lady in Audience: GET THIS HACK OFF THE STAGE! ::vegetables are thrown at Zsasz:: "PHILISTINES!" (Zsasz throws a smoke bomb down and attempts to escape into the rafters with a grappling hook from his utility belt, but the firing mechanism malfunctons and blows his arm off) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i'm proud to say my involvement with high school drama has never lead to seeing a dick up close. But, something else HAS led you to see a dick up close? college is expensive. don't judge me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Many drama club members have seen (many) dicks up close, though. You can bet the farm on that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i'm proud to say my involvement with high school drama has never lead to seeing a dick up close. But, something else HAS led you to see a dick up close? college is expensive. don't judge me. I'm sorry. You know I *heart* you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2003 As if my many, many fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 90% that night due to some partying the night before, but thanks to some Herculean effort I compensated so well that no one noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the ovations. Or the chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 As if my two fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 25% that night due to some gay sex the night before, but thanks to some awful effort I fucked up so bad that everyone noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the boos. Or the transsexuals. Edited for accuracy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 My voice was only at about 90% that night due to some partying the night before See, kids, fellatio is bad for your throat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 24, 2003 As if my two fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 25% that night due to some gay sex the night before, but thanks to some awful effort I fucked up so bad that everyone noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the boos. Or the transsexuals. Edited for accuracy. Remember kids, not *everyone* can be witty or funny like me. It takes a special breed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 As if my two fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 25% that night due to some gay sex the night before, but thanks to some awful effort I fucked up so bad that everyone noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the boos. Or the transsexuals. Edited for accuracy. Remember kids, not *everyone* can be witty or funny like me. It takes a special breed. Man, you REALLY believe your own hype. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 As if my two fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 25% that night due to some gay sex the night before, but thanks to some awful effort I fucked up so bad that everyone noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the boos. Or the transsexuals. Edited for accuracy. Remember kids, not *everyone* can be witty or funny like me. It takes a special breed. Man, you REALLY believe your own hype. He needs one of your T-shirts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 I want one of those shirts. I am shameless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Unlike you sad, pathetic, worthless souls, I have become a disciple of Zsasz. Nice work, boss, and I hope if you have another show you kill 'em dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 This is an artist's rendition of me standing in my room, modeling the t-shirt. The first edition is a simple powder-blue shirt with the message written in "Diff'rent Strokes" typeface. I'm wearing yellow gym shorts with it even though it clashes, because I thought it would work, and who the hell are you to tell me it won't? Also, my right hand is a laser cannon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 This is an artist's rendition of me standing in my room, modeling the t-shirt. The first edition is a simple powder-blue shirt with the message written in "Diff'rent Strokes" typeface. I'm wearing yellow gym shorts with it even though it clashes, because I thought it would work, and who the hell are you to tell me it won't? Also, my right hand is a laser cannon. TCR looks like Clark Kent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Yeah it came off as that, didn't it? I've been told Keanu Reeves, or "some dirty hippie" depending on my hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 24, 2003 TCR, I think you need to fix the aim on your laser cannon...it appears to be shifted far to your left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 TCR, I think you need to fix the aim on your laser cannon...it appears to be shifted far to your left And it's dangerously close to his crank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
