Guest Choken One Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I already had family dinner the other day. So THXDAY will be football all day long and leftover turkey sandwiches.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Green Bay at Detroit, 12:30 pm Miami at Dallas, 4:05 pm As much as I love football, on Turkey Day this year, I just might have to pass on it. ESPN is showing the 2003 World Series of Poker from 12:30 until 7:30, and Fox Sports Net has another poker tourney on in the evening. I'll probably miss the latter one, though, since I'll be having dinner with my parents at a friend of the family's. Unless I can persuade them to watch it. Speaking of poker, it is a tradition at my parents house that on Thanksgiving, all the men congregate in my dad's bar area and play either poker or liar's dice. This has been going on for close to 30 years and much money is won and lost at this time. Each year one of the hen's always comes out there and drags her husband away pissed off because he has to leave the game. Usually its the hen whose kids are driving her the craziest in the house.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 No worries here, I'm pretty well distant from my family as is I don't get the Thanksgiving/Metallica association though For some reasson my uncles, grandmother, and cousins all get drunk and nostalgic. I plan to blast them out with Whitesnake.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I'm going to sleep the entire day, and punch any relative that wakes me up.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I'm going to sleep the entire day, and punch any relative that wakes me up. Good plan. Here's my schedule: 11:00 a.m. Wake up 12:00 p.m. Watch aunt and Cousin leave 12:01 p.m. Listen to granddmother bitch 12:01:05 p.m. Slam door and turn computer on. (Sorry, I don't have the internet at home, so I can't post-whore, but I have tons of good music. 12:30 p.m. Uncle and Mother show up, parade affair. 12:31 p.m. Write this to my father 1:00- 3:00 p.m. Watch more family show up. Eat my own food. 4: 00 p.m. By now all adults are drunk, suddenly I hear a noise Hoo-yeah! We're off to Never-Neverland! 4: 01 p.m. I counterattack Cum On Feel the Noize! Ignore whoever is banging on my door. 10:00 p.m. Aunt and cousin come back, they again mourn the loss of thier friend (Should I tell them what I did, she's not dead, she'll just be in Prison for Fraud, and violating a house arrest order, and many Probation rules) 11: 00 p.m. Go back to bed, as everyone is leaving.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 My plan's better. Work all night the evening before, crash out at 11 when the family begins to stir, and completely disregard their existence until I obtain some eats around nine in the evening.
Guest Choken One Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 You people hate your familes so much don't ya? Did they not hug you when you were a child or something?
DerangedHermit Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 You people hate your familes so much don't ya? Did they not hug you when you were a child or something? And you love your family WAY TOO MUCH (the wrong way).
Guest Choken One Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Ok...One fucking night with My Lesbian Cousin...BIG FUCKING DEAL. She's straight now by the way...Take that for what you will.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Oh man, my Turkey Day just got much more interesting. Long story short -- my future white-trash sister-in-law is telling everyone in the family that my better half recommend that Ms. Trash's daughter take anti-depressants. Of course, the better half, who has a masters in clinical psychology, has done the exact opposite of this, but Ms. Soon-to-be-dead-from-hepatitis wants her daughter to get pills just so she can take them herself. And we'll all be in the same house come tomorrow...
Guest Choken One Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Damn. Better steal couple of them pills man...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Turkey Day football is my medication, and I'm an addict...
MrRant Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Oh man, my Turkey Day just got much more interesting. Long story short -- my future white-trash sister-in-law is telling everyone in the family that my better half recommend that Ms. Trash's daughter take anti-depressants. Of course, the better half, who has a masters in clinical psychology, has done the exact opposite of this, but Ms. Soon-to-be-dead-from-hepatitis wants her daughter to get pills just so she can take them herself. And we'll all be in the same house come tomorrow... Be a man you pussy ass bitch. Clock the bitch.
MrRant Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 A catfight would be even better. Nothing good comes from an inbred catfight. Not saying that kkk's woman in inbred.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Be a man you pussy ass bitch. Clock the bitch. Why bother. I can't knock any of her teeth out because they are all rotted away from crack and rum...
MrRant Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Fine.. Stick some Chicklets in her toothless gums and then knock them down her fucking throat. Be creative bitch.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 I ain't sticking my hands in her mouth. How do you think she gets drugs, booze and cigarettes?...
MrRant Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Fine. Print this out as a mask for her and then proceed to knock her fake pearly whites out. By the time she gets the mask on you should be really pissed.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Let bygones be bygones and be thankful for your loving family, and the bounty upon your table.
Guest HumanJukebox Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it. But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. Here we go... Thanks anyways" Turkey for me Turkey for you Let's eat the turkey In my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With Betty Grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million Elvis fans Can't be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite That's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Can't believe Tyson Gave that girl V.D. White meat, dark meat You just can't lose I fell off my moped And I got a bruise Turkey in the oven And the buns in the toaster I'll never take down My Cheryl Tiegs poster Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil Turkey and sweet potato pie Sammy Davis Jr. Only had one eye Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys My favorite kind of pants Are corduroys Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel I wish turkey Only cost a nickel Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 Oh man, my Turkey Day just got much more interesting... Well, in order to send the rest of us on some sort of guilt trip, she decided not to show up after all. And good times were had by all. Of course she called right when everybody started eating just to let us know how guilty we were supposed to be feeling without her gracing us with her toothless presence. Damnit, can't that Hepatitis work any faster?...
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