Why did I drink straight tonic water?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh my God. I thought I was going to go blind (or deaf). What was I thinking???? Oh, yuck.

[Ace309 0]

Because you were out of gin?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Secrets of the maji: Use that bubbly water shit when making Jello shots.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I used to drink it all the time as a kid. I got a hankering for some about now, actually. And I'm all outta gin.

[razazteca 0]

Store ran out of 7-Up or Sprite and you have lemons and limes in the fridge.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Secrets of the maji: Use that bubbly water shit when making Jello shots.

Club soda is for doing all the wondrous stuff like cleaning carpets and Jello shots and stuff. Tonic water is just evil. And what's in Tom Collins mix? I saw that stuff right next to the tonic water at the food jobber's.