The OAO Thanksgiving SmackDown! thread

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

But that's not exactly setting the bar high, now is it? It's like an AIDS patient saying he's better off than the dude with Cancer. It's not exactly the best thing to proclaim...

[Guest Choken One]

Isnt it the other way around?

 

Cancer peeps can still have sex...

 

AIDS people can only with their type.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Ohhhh-KAY...

 

On another note, I found it funny as hell that Cole and Tazz believed that Holly would have broken Brock's neck with a basic full nelson.

 

God I can't wait for that feud to be over and done with but I have a sinking feeling that it'll be a main or co-main event for No Way Out....

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Eh, Cancer kills more. I guess it's about priorities

[iggymcfly 0]

Well, I'm going to school in UPN-less Pullman WA, so this is the first Smackdown I've seen since last summer, but I really liked it. Face Cena is working better than I thought it might. And even though there was a bait and switch, I felt a lot more satisfied that something of main event importance happened at the end of the show then I do on a typical Raw.

 

The way I see it, Raw does the little things better, making a solid effort to get their midcarders over, and writing good side storylines (see Jericho/Trish). However, the main event storyline is woefully boring. Goldberg just fights someone at the PPV every month w/no real reason behind it, and has tag and handicap matches with the heels in between to fill time.

 

Meanwhile on Smackdown, the midcard stuff is kind of embarrassing and dumb. (Torrie dancing w/Cat and Nidia distracting Noble because she's blind) Yet they still have an interesting title chase, as Benoit, Cena, Guerrero, and even the Team Lesnar crew are all well-built and look like they could wear championship gold soon.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Oh, good thing about this Smackdown.

 

NO VINCE MCMAHON!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

There was like... no mcmahons at all... on both Raw and Smackdown...

 

When was the last time THAT happened?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

January?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

...Of 1995?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...Of 1995?

Nope, Vince was a commentator then, remember?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

No. No I don't. I don't remember anything from that year.... Now lets never speak of it again.

[haVoc 0]

Easy prediction: Benoit and The Wigger will be the last two

 

And Shelton is MUCH better in the ring than The Whigger...yet, Cena gets the push, just because of his gimmick.

Shut up

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Don't hate because the truth is being spoken. Benjamin is heads and shoulders above Cena in the ring and everybody and their fuckin grandma knows it.

[haVoc 0]

Only thing I'm hating on is the term "wigger."

[iggymcfly 0]

Actually, "wigger" was basically John Cena's original gimmick. It wasn't until a few months ago that he was supposed to be cool.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Don't hate because the truth is being spoken. Benjamin is heads and shoulders above Cena in the ring and everybody and their fuckin grandma knows it.

Yeah but Benjamin isn't even close to being as over with the crowd as Cena is.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Well they could make him into a Country Star or Metal Head... he'd get over.

[Guest Choken One]

COUNTRY STAR!

 

It writes itself...

 

BLACK MAN...COUNTRY MUSIC!

 

Hilarty is sure to ensue.

[Guest Anglesault]

I kind of find it funny that a show that's sure to draw about eight people no matter what (Thanksgiving) focuses completely on Cena/Benoit and has no McMahon at all.

 

Not saying it was planned that way, but, you know.

 

Only thing I'm hating on is the term "wigger."

 

Why's that?

[Guest Choken One]

because it's something that White Clueless Idiots say when they have no clue what the fuck they are talking about and only demostrates their utter whiteness.

[Downhome 0]

Would you prefer the term "brother"?

[Guest Anglesault]

What is utter whiteness? Is there like a white Al Sharpton that can march around Choken's house for offending me so deeply?

[Downhome 0]

What is utter whiteness?

The level of whitness for a cows teet.

 

*bada bing*

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Benjamin would be better as a metal head - they could give him a big mullet and a POISON shirt and just have him say "LET'S ROCK" a lot, and throw the devil horns and stick out his tongue.