Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I miss ECW and how the fans used to gather around and chant "YOU FUCKED UP" when participants forgot to put the seat down and fell in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 The X-Shit division IS good, but as someone great once said: "It's not enough to shit good if you have the ability to shit better!!" Truly inspiring words. But, if you're tired of the crap WWE is giving you, turn to the shit Pride has to offer. GO PRIDE!! WHERE THE FIGHTERS DON'T HOLD BACK THEIR SHIT !! TIRED OF WWE?! WATCH PRIDE, WHERE THE SHITTING IS REAL, BLOODY, AND VIOLENT!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Anyone remember the classic AWA Team Shit Challenge series? They stunk up the arena so bad that no fans wanted to come, so they filmed it in a studio instead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted November 28, 2003 It's too bad WCW is dead, their presence forced McMahon to come up with better shitting contests I hear the NWA's X-shit-division is a good alternative though. They make the wrestlers eat things like bowls of corn and cigarette-butts before a match. Ah, I hate watching that high-flying shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kommissar 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I miss Tony Schiavone. He would put over that shit as the greatest shit in the history of our sport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I loved how Doink used to splash feces on his opponents. Intimidation is the key to successful shitting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 At least we have decent looking young guys shitting today I remember the days of 40 year-old fat men sitting on the toilet and shitting their way to 60 minute draws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 You have to admit RVD's split-legged shit is impressive. Nash tore a quad trying to do something similar. Dumbshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I miss Tony Schiavone. He would put over that shit as the greatest shit in the history of our sport. Who needs Schiavone at this point?! I never get tired of hearing Lawler yell "SHITTIES" whenever a woman comes out. Unless it's Molly. Then it's "JR, chant with me. She's-A-Fat-Shit! HA HA HA HA HA!!" But of course, Lawler is no Heenan. The shit that would dribble and pour out of Heenan's mouth beat anything that Lawler could say. Heenan was truly the pinnacle of heel commentating of WWE shitgramming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Hey, we all know that Big Bossman can shit better than Goldberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Wait, that gave me an idea for a potential classic thread. 100 reasons why Bossman shits are > Goldberg's shits. Surely, no one ever came up with that kind of topic before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Remember that hardcore match where Bossman outshit Al Snow on the sidewalk? That was BRUTAL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 (edited) Bossman:That shit right there ain't even supposed to be in the riiiiiiing! Edited January 12, 2004 by JN News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Remember that hardcore match where Bossman outshit Al Snow on the sidewalk? That was BRUTAL. I almost cried when Bossman took Al Snow's shit, cut it up, and then fed it to Snow. So sad..... I hope the People for the Ethical Treatment of Shits got on WWE's ass for that. It was just offensive, and I hope they didn't REALLY cut up Snow's shit and feed it to him. Poor shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Sid shit his pants. Sid is a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 28, 2003 What a shitty thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 100 reasons why Bossman shits are > Goldberg's shits. Surely, no one ever came up with that kind of topic before. Goldberg deserves all the shit that's thrown at him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waldo Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I was there when Mick Foley shit from the top of the HIAC onto the Spanish announce table. Most.Elegant.Shit.Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Megatron Report post Posted November 28, 2003 This thread is the shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
