The 2003 Smark Awards~!

[k thx 0]

So by me saying I don't care, yet giving an explanation as to the nature of why, I care?

 

That's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me here.

No it's not.

 

See, that's where you're going wrong. I say something that's correct and you think it's dumb. Therefore you suck.

Then how the hell does that make any sense?

 

*is on pins and needles*

You go to a lot of effort to show that you don't care. Therefore you care.

 

Ya dig?

[Guest Just J]

I understand, but it's not the case. I care that people don't slande my good name. That's sbout it.

[Guest Just J]

It's a registered trademarked®!

What the hell are you talking about?

[k thx 0]

But they're not slandering your name if you are the worse or least popular poster, And if the people have voted you that, you've gotta accept it. Especially the popularity one.

[Guest Just J]

That's my point, moron. CWM said I was "most upset", I'm not. I didn't care one way or the other and he was just informing me via PM because he knew it was an excuse to be a dick.

[k thx 0]

Ah, fair enough.

[Guest Darkness]

It's a registered trademarked®!

What the hell are you talking about?

Jackass®

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That's my point, moron. CWM said I was "most upset", I'm not. I didn't care one way or the other and he was just informing me via PM because he knew it was an excuse to be a dick.

You've won two awards Johnson. You'll probably disagree with them and if you don't want to write speeches for them you don't have too. Please don't tell anyone what you've won as it would ruin it for everyone.

 

You Won:

Smuck of the year (worst poster): Johnson

Least Popular Poster: Johnson

 

And I didn't vote for you or anyone. If you are going to write speeches please have them in to me by January 1st.

 

You can say whatever you want in the speeches.

 

Oh boy! I sure sounded like a dick eh?

[Guest Just J]

Yes, in a "little bastard" way, you did.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

so being polite is bad?

[Guest Just J]

so being polite is bad?

Not if you're really being polite, which wasn't the case.

[justsoyouknow 0]

There's nowhere in that PM that could be construed as rude, so I don't see what you're getting at here...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm pretty sure I was trying to be polite.

 

If I wanted to be an asshole I wouldn't have used sarcasm.

 

I was being sincere.

[Firestarter 0]

I care that people don't slande my good name.

Am I the only one who finds it highly amusing that someone voted both worst and least popular poster is trying to defend his "good name?" I mean seriously, what on earth? Isn't it obvious that if you get those awards you don't have much of a "good name" to defend?

[Guest Just J]

I care that people don't slande my good name.

Am I the only one who finds it highly amusing that someone voted both worst and least popular poster is trying to defend his "good name?" I mean seriously, what on earth? Isn't it obvious that if you get those awards you don't have much of a "good name" to defend?

Yes

[justsoyouknow 0]

I care that people don't slande my good name.

Am I the only one who finds it highly amusing that someone voted both worst and least popular poster is trying to defend his "good name?" I mean seriously, what on earth? Isn't it obvious that if you get those awards you don't have much of a "good name" to defend?

Marney, he's just going to call you stupid again. Watch yourself.

[Guest Just J]

I call'em like I see'em.

[Firestarter 0]

Marney, he's just going to call you stupid again. Watch yourself.

Whoa Nelly, I sure wouldn't want that to happen! I mean he might slander my good name!

[Firestarter 0]

I call'em like I see'em.

Here's a quarter, kid. Go buy yourself a better pair of glasses.

[Guest Just J]

I see just fine, 20/20 as a matter of fact. And I see a fucking moron, yes you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I see just fine, 20/20 as a matter of fact. And I see a fucking moron

Johnson's looking in the mirror again I see.

[Guest Just J]

Well would you look, I see two of them now.

[MrRant 0]

Well would you look?

 

What the fuck does that mean?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

psss...

 

Johnson this is the internet...you don't "see" anyone.

 

you really are stupid.

[Guest Flyboy]

I call'em like I see'em.

Here's a quarter, kid. Go buy yourself a better pair of glasses.

Glasses would cause more than a quarter.

[Guest Just J]

psss...

 

Johnson this is the internet...you don't "see" anyone.

 

you really are stupid.

It's a figure of speech you inapt Canadian.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I think you mean inept.

[Guest Just J]

Entry:  inapt

Function:  adjective

Definition:  incompetent

 

No, I meant inapt.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Main Entry: in·apt

Pronunciation: (")i-'napt

Function: adjective

Date: circa 1670

: not apt: a : not suitable b : INEPT

- in·apt·ly /-'nap(t)-lE/ adverb

- in·apt·ness /-n&s/ noun

 

InEPT

 

Main Entry: in·ept

Pronunciation: i-'nept

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French inepte, from Latin ineptus, from in- + aptus apt

Date: 1542

1 : lacking in fitness or aptitude : UNFIT

2 : lacking sense or reason : FOOLISH

3 : not suitable to the time, place, or occasion : inappropriate often to an absurd degree

4 : generally incompetent : BUNGLING

synonym see AWKWARD

- in·ept·ly /-'nep(t)-lE/ adverb

- in·ept·ness /-n&s/ noun

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book...ionary&va=inept

 

 

you even make up definitions now, you suck.

[Guest Just J]

I got that from Google you dumbass.

 

Now I know I spelled that right.