What ever happened to The Undertaker?

[Guest xDemos666]

What ever happened to The Undertaker? I just started watching wrestling again. I tuned in to Monday Night RAW but he was not on the show. Did he ever come back after Mankind buried him alive?

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

He finally got arrested for murdering his parents. Kane and Paul Bearer testified against him. Katie Vick's mom tried to discredit Kane but it didn't work.

 

 

He's due out around Wrestlemania 20 and will probably fight Kane over this issue.

[Guest xDemos666]

Yes, I saw Kane on RAW. Pretty scary. He looks a lot like Isaac Yankem.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yes, I saw Kane on RAW. Pretty scary. He looks a lot like Isaac Yankem.

No, he looks more like the Fake Diesel.

[Guest xDemos666]

You're right...I think Kane might be the Fake Diesel! If you take away the long black hair and goatee it looks just like him. Holy shit.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Undertaker was shipped off to Iraq to search for the WMD.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I heard that The Undertaker IS a WMD.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I heard that The Undertaker IS a WMD.

No, that was Adam Bomb.

[Adam 0]

This thread fucking rules.

[Guest Skironox]

I heard he and Waylon Mercy are coming back to feud.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Bull Buchanan was supposed to be coming back as Waylon Mercy.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Bull Buchanan harvests souls...

[DerangedHermit 0]

And that's why the dead man Undertaker will come back at the Royal Rumble.

[Adam 0]

I heard that Kronic were coming back....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IM KIDDING.

[Guest Skironox]

Is it true Phineas will be his lackey?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Bastion Booger lost a load of weight and became president of the US...

[DerangedHermit 0]

And Yokozuna will join the Hart Foundation even though he's dead?

[Adam 0]

I think Mabel is coming back to win the Royal Rumble. He never got the push that he deserved in 1995.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Rob Conway is really an earthworm in an elaborate mechanized suit...

[Guest Skironox]

Mr Fuji is going to manage them

[Adam 0]

I heard that Ted DiBase was coming back to form the Christian Connection with Sting.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that Ted DiBase was coming back to form the Christian Connection with Sting.

And HBK.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Shannon Moore likes potatoes, but A-Train prefers carrots.

[Adam 0]

Now wouldn't THAT be a team and a half.

 

Team God vs. Team Satan at WrestleMania!

 

But who can be on Team Satan? 'Taker is a given, but who else?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Chris Jericho is 1500 years old...

[DerangedHermit 0]

And Shannon Moore is actually 7'8.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that WWE is a secret front for DR. Evil, and Vince McMahon is really a wax dummy controlled be an elaborate series of pulleys and levers.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that WWE is a secret front for DR. Evil, and Vince McMahon is really a wax dummy controlled be an elaborate series of pulleys and levers.

That certainly explains how his ass can do tricks.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Now wouldn't THAT be a team and a half.

 

Team God vs. Team Satan at WrestleMania!

 

But who can be on Team Satan? 'Taker is a given, but who else?

Turn Batista back into Leviathan, and you've got a tag team!

[Adam 0]

I heard that Paul Heyman is not human