k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 the occasional hard-to-pronounce tropical island vacation spots. like "Man-hat-tan" or whatever that place is called.... Is that in Paraguay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 I think it used to be... but with all the techtonic plate shifting and such it probably moved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 God damn it, I hate Paraguay. Not it's citizens, mind, but the country itself. It's a shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 i never really enjoyed Finland ... it sounds like a themed area of Sea World Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 It's better than Greenland and Iceland, certainly. In fact, I'd go so far to say it's the best sounding country that ends with "land". Eat that Scotland... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 One day, when I build up my fortune, Pissland will be a reality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 The country or the themepark? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Both, of course. Then comes PissBurger, Piss Cola, and finally, Piss Body wash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Ireland? what the fuck is an "Ire" and why in God's name did it get it's own damn land in the first place... where the hell is RANDOLAND~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Both, of course. Then comes PissBurger, Piss Cola, and finally, Piss Body wash. Not to mention Piss TV, Piss Records, Piss Lager and Piss Films (showing at the Pissplex). All run by PissCo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Ireland? what the fuck is an "Ire" and why in God's name did it get it's own damn land in the first place... where the hell is RANDOLAND~! Behind a porno theatre? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Ireland? what the fuck is an "Ire" and why in God's name did it get it's own damn land in the first place... Also, what's an Eng or a Switzer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 switzers are small wooden shavings that elfs use as cash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 And an Eng? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Well, according to Google, eng is not available on rsovax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 and Eng is an old-fashioned fishing lure..used to catch Channel Catfish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Piss Cola European beer already exists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Eng is also one half of the original "siamese" twins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 What about Nether (aka Hol) and New Zea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 we all know what a "Po" is "Newfound" is just stupid... those Canadians... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 How about Falk or Thai? Which came first? Thais or Thailand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Uhmm... wouldn't they be named Thais AFTER naming the country Thailand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Uhmm... wouldn't they be named Thais AFTER naming the country Thailand? No. It's named because there were Thais there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 but... if i start a religion where I worship a guy named Trevor and call myself a "Trevorvian" ... ...it means I called myself that AFTER I formed the thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 But people fucked stuffed animals before the term "Furries" was in existance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 but before the term "furry" you just called them "relatives" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Nah, my family is old fashioned. We have a real Christmas tree every year and we don't use fake animals... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Nah, my family is old fashioned. We have a real Christmas tree every year and we don't use fake animals... Ah, just like in the good old days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 My thread has become bastardized. And I for one love Iceland. Iceland gave us Bjork, Vikings, the opportunity to see Brandon DiCamillo wipe shit on Ryan Dunn's face, and also some really, really hot chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Iceland was also the basis of one of Bill Drummonds (formerly of Big In Japan and The KLF) wackier schemes. When he was manager of The Teardrop Explodes and Echo And The Bunnymen, he planned to have one band play in Iceland, the other in Equatorial Guinea at the same time as he stood on a manhole cover in Liverpool, near to wher The Cavern was. He figured it would harnass some wierd cosmic lay-lines that he started believing after he made up some cock and bull story to a journalist. He got sacked by one of the bands, but when the other played in Iceland, he stood on the manhole cover. He felt nothing. I love Bill Drummond. He is the greatest rock loony of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
