Guest Skironox Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Why is Iceland Green? Why is Greenland Ice?
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Greenland is called Greenland to make people go there. They wouldn't go if it was called "Fucking Cold Icy Rocky Shitland".
Guest Skironox Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Who goes to Greenland? Seriously man. Antarctica gets more visitors than that other iceberg.
Zack Malibu Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 The KLF 3 a.m. Eternal KLF? That song rocked back in the day. I've got it on a CD somewhere.
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 The KLF 3 a.m. Eternal KLF? That song rocked back in the day. I've got it on a CD somewhere. Yep, that's the one. "KLF uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh". Bill Drummond is the man.
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Who the fuck is RoyalBlue? 3rd shift has fuckered me when it comes to keeping up with forum shit.
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Bullshit, motherfucker. *I* am Spartacus.
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Um, I think you'll find I'm Spartacus. You go now.
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 DNA tests will PROVE that I am Spartacus. Let's take it to Riki Tiki Lake.
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Okay then, let's do that! *Cuts to Riki Tiki Lake* Riki Tiki: Yo! Today we're talking to two guys who are rguing about which one of them is which. Now, first up we've got RoyalBlue RB: Hey babe! Riki Tiki: Yo! Now, what's the problem? RB: Well, my and this guy have been having an arguement over which one of us is Spartacus. Riki Tiki: Spartacus? RB: Yep, that's right. You see, I said I was Spartacus, he said he was Spartacus and now we wanna kill each other. Riki Tiki: Yo! Now, this other guy is backstage. Are you gonna be able to see him without trying to kill him? RB: Nope. Riki Tiki: Legally that counts as a yes. Now, let's bring out this other guy (looks at cards) Dutch! Yo! *Dutch comes out and scuffles with Royal Blue* Riki Tiki: Hey, calm down bitches. Yo Dutch! Dutch: Yo! Riki Tiki: Yo indeed. Now, lets here your side of the story. Dutch: I'm Spartacus! RB: I'm Spartacus! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! *they start scuffling* Riki Tiki: Well, we're gonna have to seperate them, but don't go away. After these comercials, we'll uncover the real truth about which one of these men is a stud-muffin, and which one is a lying little whore. See you in a mo, yo!
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 *We return to the Riki Tiki Lake show* Riki Tiki: Yo! We're back. Now, before the break, we RoyalBlue and Dutch were arguing about which one of them was Spartacus. RB: Me! Dutch: Me! Riki Tiki: SHUT THE FUCK UP YO! Ahem. Anyways, before we went on air we took a DNA test to determine whichone of them is Spartacus and, conveniently enough, the results have just been finalised. And here, with the results, is ABOBO! *ABOBO comes out* Riki Tiki: So ABOBO, how are you? ABOBO: ABOBO SCARED. ABOBO GO TO ZOO TO SEE PENGUINS. ABOBO GOT BIT BY PENGUINS. ABOBO SCARED NOW. Riki Tiki: Well, I think there's a lesson there for all of us. So, have you got the results? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: ABOBO? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: Yo! Where's the results, bitch? ABOBO: ABOBO COULDN'T RESIST RESULTS. ABOBO ATE RESULTS IN GOLDEN ENVELOPE. ABOBO LIKES SHINY THINGS. Riki Tiki: Well, that's just great. Fuck off. *ABOBO fucks off* Riki Tiki: Fortunately, someone looked in the envelope before they gave it to ABOBO, so we've still got the results. And they are...negative. RB: Who for? Riki Tiki: Both of you. Dutch: OMGWTF? Riki Tiki: Yep, neither of you are Spartacus. RB: Who are we then? Riki Tiki: Well, apparently Dutch's DNA correlates with that of THE FISH~! While RoyalBlue's DNA correlates with that of crushing disappointment. RB and Dutch: Oh. Riki Tiki: I mean, come on. Spartacus was the leader of a revolt of slaves in Roman times. Did you honestly think it was even remotely feasible that either of you actually were Spartacus? It's just goes beyond belief! RB: Yeah, I guess so. Dutch: Sorry. *Riki Tiki turns to camera* Riki Tiki: Don't go away, because after the break we'll be meeting the REAL Spartacus, and he's out to kill these to sacks of shit for gimmick infringement. RB and Dutch: WHAT? Riki Tiki: Yo! Kill you both in a violent and gratuitous bloodbath. See you in a mo, yo!
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Riki Tiki: Well, apparently Dutch's DNA correlates with that of THE FISH~! While RoyalBlue's DNA correlates with that of crushing disappointment. I'm laughing my ass off. It may have to do with alcohol.
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 *We return to the Riki Tiki Lake Show* Riki Tiki: Yo! Before the break we showed that these two pathetic men are conclusively NOT Spartacus. Now Spartacus is waiting backstage, ready to kill them both. RoyalBlue, Dutch, any thoughts? RB: ... Dutch: ... Riki Tiki: Okay, fuck you then. Here's Spartacus! *The prop guy wheels out a dusty skeleton* Dutch: Okay, seriously. What. The. Fuck. What the fuck? Riki Tiki: Yeah, I know he's not really in any condition to kill you, but he could spring into life any second now. RB: Not really. Riki Tiki: No, not really. Do you guys want it? Dutch: Yeah, okay. Riki Tiki: Yo! And thus, annother episode of the Riki Tiki Lake Show wraps itself up in a nice little package with a ribbon around it. We haven't changed the world tonight, but neither have you, so why the fuck are you judging me? Little shit. For tonight, this is Riki Tiki Lake saying goodnight, and fuck off. Yo! *credits roll*
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Oh well, turns out neither of us are Spartaus. Bugger.
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Cool. Another skeleton for my closet. Speaking of that cliche and others, does that mean all skeletons are gay? Oh and on topic ... Best. Avatar. Ever.? No contest.
k thx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 True, true. And all skeletons are metrosesexual. Bone white is always in fashion.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 (edited) *We return to the Riki Tiki Lake show* Riki Tiki: Yo! We're back. Now, before the break, we RoyalBlue and Dutch were arguing about which one of them was Spartacus. RB: Me! Dutch: Me! Riki Tiki: SHUT THE FUCK UP YO! Ahem. Anyways, before we went on air we took a DNA test to determine whichone of them is Spartacus and, conveniently enough, the results have just been finalised. And here, with the results, is ABOBO! *ABOBO comes out* Riki Tiki: So ABOBO, how are you? ABOBO: ABOBO SCARED. ABOBO GO TO ZOO TO SEE PENGUINS. ABOBO GOT BIT BY PENGUINS. ABOBO SCARED NOW. Riki Tiki: Well, I think there's a lesson there for all of us. So, have you got the results? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: ABOBO? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: Yo! Where's the results, bitch? ABOBO: ABOBO COULDN'T RESIST RESULTS. ABOBO ATE RESULTS IN GOLDEN ENVELOPE. ABOBO LIKES SHINY THINGS. Riki Tiki: Well, that's just great. Fuck off. *ABOBO fucks off* Riki Tiki: Fortunately, someone looked in the envelope before they gave it to ABOBO, so we've still got the results. And they are...negative. RB: Who for? Riki Tiki: Both of you. Dutch: OMGWTF? Riki Tiki: Yep, neither of you are Spartacus. RB: Who are we then? Riki Tiki: Well, apparently Dutch's DNA correlates with that of THE FISH~! While RoyalBlue's DNA correlates with that of crushing disappointment. RB and Dutch: Oh. Riki Tiki: I mean, come on. Spartacus was the leader of a revolt of slaves in Roman times. Did you honestly think it was even remotely feasible that either of you actually were Spartacus? It's just goes beyond belief! RB: Yeah, I guess so. Dutch: Sorry. *Riki Tiki turns to camera* Riki Tiki: Don't go away, because after the break we'll be meeting the REAL Spartacus, and he's out to kill these to sacks of shit for gimmick infringement. RB and Dutch: WHAT? Riki Tiki: Yo! Kill you both in a violent and gratuitous bloodbath. See you in a mo, yo! Funny you should mention gimmick infringement... Edited December 21, 2003 by BlockOfPiss, Abbreviated!
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 I like what Larry the Cable Guy said about the Fab 5 being on his Top Ten Assholes of the Year list. "Other gay people look at these stereotypes and go 'What a bunch of fags.'"
dutchse.cx Posted December 21, 2003 Report Posted December 21, 2003 Dude, everyone's been stealing ABOBO. He's THAT cool.
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