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What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name?

And hairstyle.

I miss the assdreads.

You could always get a wig...

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What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name?

And hairstyle.

I miss the assdreads.

You could always get a wig...

Nah, he likes wearing the Viking helmet too much. It wouldn't fit right with a wig.

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What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name?

And hairstyle.

I miss the assdreads.

You could always get a wig...

We have a whole closet full of them here in Lost and Found

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What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name?

And hairstyle.

I miss the assdreads.

You could always get a wig...

Nah, he likes wearing the Viking helmet too much. It wouldn't fit right with a wig.

Wait...I'm confused. Who wears a Viking helmet? Me, David Schwimmer, or my cock?

Posted
What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name?

And hairstyle.

I miss the assdreads.

You could always get a wig...

Nah, he likes wearing the Viking helmet too much. It wouldn't fit right with a wig.

Wait...I'm confused. Who wears a Viking helmet? Me, David Schwimmer, or my cock?

*pictures Zack in bed with a hot babe*

Babe: Oh Zack take me!

Zack: Ok........

Babe: Is that viking helmet on your cock?

Zack: Yes.....I'm reading to pillage and raze the town! Haha!

Posted
Wait, so my cock is me, and I'm David Schwimmer?

Duh, don't make RoyalBlue draw a diagram for you...

Or IDRM could do his amateur MSPaint interpretation

Posted
Wait, so my cock is me, and I'm David Schwimmer?

Duh, don't make RoyalBlue draw a diagram for you...

Can you do one for me?

 

We're still married, y'know.

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That's better.

 

Is it just coincidence that when Zack, Kotz, CC and WJM were flirting, this thread was full of people, but now it's me and PissBlock behaving like a married couple, it's empty?

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That's better.

 

Is it just coincidence that when Zack, Kotz, CC and WJM were flirting, this thread was full of people, but now it's me and PissBlock behaving like a married couple, it's empty?

...behaving?

Behaving!

 

It's the hip new word that ALL the kids are using...

Posted
That's better.

 

Is it just coincidence that when Zack, Kotz, CC and WJM were flirting, this thread was full of people, but now it's me and PissBlock behaving like a married couple, it's empty?

...behaving?

Behaving!

 

It's the hip new word that ALL the kids are using...

Oh, you mean like when you called me your "Goo Daddy?"

Posted
That's better.

 

Is it just coincidence that when Zack, Kotz, CC and WJM were flirting, this thread was full of people, but now it's me and PissBlock behaving like a married couple, it's empty?

...behaving?

Behaving!

 

It's the hip new word that ALL the kids are using...

Oh, you mean like when you called me your "Goo Daddy?"

Yeah, but less gooey and more BEHAVING!

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