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<breaks in, steals their TV and makes off while they're arguing>

HEY! Bring that back here. We need that to watch in silence when we're pissed off with each other.

Guest Bottled Black
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I don't think I like this Love Boat I can't find any love. I'm a good lookin guy.. C'mon dammit someone gimme some love (preferably a female poster)

Guest Bottled Black
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Dammit I said female poster not male bartender...

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Picky, picky.  Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards.

I fucking resent that.

You know you like it when I talk like that...

I fucking resent that too.

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *
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I sold your TV for some stardust

Are you saying Stardust is the type of lady who can be bought?

 

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

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Picky, picky.  Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards.

I fucking resent that.

You know you like it when I talk like that...

I fucking resent that too.

I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap?

Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too.

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name...

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name...

I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once.

 

I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday.

Guest Bottled Black
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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

I hope you're right..

 

* Gets in ready to jump position, bending knees, holding nose... *

Guest stardust
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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me.

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Picky, picky.  Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards.

I fucking resent that.

You know you like it when I talk like that...

I fucking resent that too.

I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap?

Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too.

Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash.

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

I hope you're right..

 

* Gets in ready to jump position, bending knees, holding nose... *

Hey, that's the same position as for a homosexual orgy!

Posted
I sold your TV for some stardust

Are you saying Stardust is the type of lady who can be bought?

 

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.

Or maybe I sold it for Starburst, I don't quite recall

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me.

How can he not take offence!

 

Heartbreaker...

Guest Bottled Black
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Umm what..uhhh nevermind.. * goes and visits the midnight buffet.. *

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Picky, picky.  Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards.

I fucking resent that.

You know you like it when I talk like that...

I fucking resent that too.

I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap?

Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too.

Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash.

I'll give you a rash if you're not careful...

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* Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love *

*Looks at the bottom of the page*

 

Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name.

 

Don't give up hope yet...

You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name...

I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once.

 

I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday.

*returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store*

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