k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that?
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world"
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Picky, picky. Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards. I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash. I'll give you a rash if you're not careful... Promise?
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Oddly enough, it was Old Navy.
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Picky, picky. Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards. I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash. I'll give you a rash if you're not careful... Promise? No...
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 (edited) * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poster. Edited December 23, 2003 by stardust
Guest NewYorkFox Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off.
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Oddly enough, it was Old Navy. So that explains that smell coming from the stock room we haven't been able to identify.
Guest ABOBO Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. ABOBO?
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin?
Slayer Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Therein lies the problem with the rare TSM females: They're either already attached, or aloof
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not Assume whatever you want.
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. ABOBO? Who doesn't love ABOBO?
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not Assume whatever you want. Okay! *walks off whistling*
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Who doesn't love ABOBO? I don't...
Slayer Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge...
Guest NewYorkFox Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? Yes and no. No offence hon, but you' seem like the type of guy who'd take it seriously if I said yes.
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name...
CanadianChris Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? If you use this approach out in the real world, I can see why you're single.
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos.
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 I'm nominating this thread for classics. If only for bringing forth such random shit over 24 hours.
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo?
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? Yes and no. No offence hon, but you' seem like the type of guy who'd take it seriously if I said yes. * Wanders back from midnight buffet * Hey what the hell??? * Goes jumps off ship * Splassssssshhhhh
k thx Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo. Ah, I thought you meant to say that.
Slayer Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 1) Are you female? Yes TSM's female population just went up by .1%
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 * With last dying breath * I am not a stalker damn you Fox... *glurgle glurgle*
Guest stardust Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo. Ah, I thought you meant to say that. No, I meant to type "poster" not "poser."
Slayer Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 No, I meant to type "poster" not "poser." Sure you did It's okay, some girls go for that kind of thing. The best thing is to be honest and forthright with your intentions
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