k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Picky, picky. Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards. I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash. I'll give you a rash if you're not careful... Promise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Oddly enough, it was Old Navy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Picky, picky. Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards. I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash. I'll give you a rash if you're not careful... Promise? No... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 (edited) * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poster. Edited December 23, 2003 by stardust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Oddly enough, it was Old Navy. So that explains that smell coming from the stock room we haven't been able to identify. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. ABOBO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Therein lies the problem with the rare TSM females: They're either already attached, or aloof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not Assume whatever you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. ABOBO? Who doesn't love ABOBO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... No offense, but he won't be getting any lovin' from me. How can he not take offence! Heartbreaker... Yeah heartbreaker. You just sent a man to his death.. "Goodbye Cruel world" Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. I'm gonna assume you're talking about me. Even though you're not Assume whatever you want. Okay! *walks off whistling* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Who doesn't love ABOBO? I don't... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? Yes and no. No offence hon, but you' seem like the type of guy who'd take it seriously if I said yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? If you use this approach out in the real world, I can see why you're single. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I'm nominating this thread for classics. If only for bringing forth such random shit over 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * Prepares to jump overboard cause he can't find any love * *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... Cool. Recognition. Even if it does look like I'm being pimped off. Two very important questions... 1) Are you female? 2)Will you gimme some lovin? Yes and no. No offence hon, but you' seem like the type of guy who'd take it seriously if I said yes. * Wanders back from midnight buffet * Hey what the hell??? * Goes jumps off ship * Splassssssshhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo. Ah, I thought you meant to say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 1) Are you female? Yes TSM's female population just went up by .1% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 23, 2003 * With last dying breath * I am not a stalker damn you Fox... *glurgle glurgle* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry, but I only give my lovin' to one TSM poser. Stardust has a thing for posers? Paging Mr. Junge, Mr. Kotzen Junge... I'd love it if that was his real name... Damned typos. Typo? What typo? My typo. Ah, I thought you meant to say that. No, I meant to type "poster" not "poser." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 No, I meant to type "poster" not "poser." Sure you did It's okay, some girls go for that kind of thing. The best thing is to be honest and forthright with your intentions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
