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Giuseppe Zangara

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Missionary, Missionary, Doggie, Doggie, Cowgirl, Piledriver, Cowgirl, Piledriver, Oral, Anal, Start.

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Well, since one of the mods is a big part of the thread, I'm not liking your chances.

Hmmm...you look so good when you talk forcefully.

Go mack on Buffybeast or something. You're too late to muscle in on this one, boy.

Buffybeast isn't my type.

Then go after Marney. I'm sure you can crack the Lesbian Conversion Code. It's like the Konami code, you just have to substitute sexual positions in place of up, down, left, and right.

Marney would just use big words to make fun of me.

 

How about YOU go after Marney? I mean, CC and I are much closer in age...and you did really good on the APUSH exam, so you and Marney could talk about history.

 

I think that's a much better match. You could probably convince Marney to go to a rave with you, too.

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Is there a reason all of your posts have been in the Hardcore folder?

I thought this would be a good place to meet the regulars.

 

You gotta problem with that? :huh:

Wouldn't the regulars at a wrestling messageboard be in the wrestling folders?

I only watch WWE occasionally, and I realized very quickly that most of the people there are idiots. I did however find that the other folders such as here, General, Sports, and Entertainment, were all high activity folders too. Out of the four I thought this would be a good place to start posting.

 

You got any more questions, Magnum?

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Come on, surely there's enough females for all the TSM guys, right?

 

.......right?

I cetainly hope so. I feel left out of this little love-in going on in this thread.

 

Does anyone want to love me??

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All I can infer from this is that this guy's "hello" was TOO EXTREME for General Chat. What a badass.

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Marney would just use big words to make fun of me.

 

How about YOU go after Marney? I mean, CC and I are much closer in age...and you did really good on the APUSH exam, so you and Marney could talk about history.

 

I think that's a much better match. You could probably convince Marney to go to a rave with you, too.

Age, schmage.

 

I seriously doubt Marney would be a big fan of going to any kind of techno event, unless her wife happens to like it, which is probably unlikely.

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You got any more questions, Magnum?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment.

Maybe he's trying to make friends?

Friends, eh. You just HAD to bring up the David Schwimmer thing again, didn't you?

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Come on, surely there's enough females for all the TSM guys, right?

 

.......right?

I cetainly hope so. I feel left out of this little love-in going on in this thread.

 

Does anyone want to love me??

I think Darkness has some love to give

 

Go get it

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You got any more questions, Magnum?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment.

Maybe he's trying to make friends?

Friends, eh. You just HAD to bring up the David Schwimmer thing again, didn't you?

:huh:

 

David Schwimmer thing?

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You got any more questions, Magnum?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment.

Maybe he's trying to make friends?

Friends, eh. You just HAD to bring up the David Schwimmer thing again, didn't you?

:huh:

 

David Schwimmer thing?

You know...from the show Friends.

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Is there a reason all of your posts have been in the Hardcore folder?

I thought this would be a good place to meet the regulars.

 

You gotta problem with that? :huh:

Wouldn't the regulars at a wrestling messageboard be in the wrestling folders?

I only watch WWE occasionally, and I realized very quickly that most of the people there are idiots. I did however find that the other folders such as here, General, Sports, and Entertainment, were all high activity folders too. Out of the four I thought this would be a good place to start posting.

 

You got any more questions, Magnum?

Three questions, actually.

 

Isn't my car awesome?

 

Does my chest hair worry you?

 

Didn't Mr. Baseball rock it?

 

magnumpi.jpg

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AU29_2_37.jpg

 

Here's my pic. Enjoy!

I see the resemblance

Pssssst...you spelt "Zack" wrong.

 

And Canadian Chick...I'm aware that David Schwimmer is from Friends. But what did that have to do with what I said, other than that I used the word "friends"?

 

And...how you doin'?

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AU29_2_37.jpg

 

Here's my pic. Enjoy!

I see the resemblance

What the hell was that supposed to be?

I dunno, but it's mighty thin, and it's been out in the sun too long.

So it's Bob Barron?

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No! Pissland has:

 

- mutated cat things

- being peed on

- insanity

 

It does have some cool stuff, but come on. I bet everyone there drinks Fresca. Losers.

Nah, we drink Grey Goose and Mt. Dew. And you say those things as if they were bad...

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