k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Yes, come one. come all for the grand opening of The Royal Blue, the first Harcore Discussion pub! We've got booze, games, comfy seats and food, and all at a low low price, so come on in! We're also hiring barmaids and other staff if anybody wants a job. Now, come on in, and get some booze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 24, 2003 There's a joke in there some where, but I guess I should shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Order a drink or get out! P.S. we also do soft drinks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: sits down at stool :: Vodka - straight. Fuck it, give me the bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Justsoyouknow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 24, 2003 A beer would be nice, Lite if you will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::strolls up to counter::: Whiskey. Rocks...if you got 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Justsoyouknow! ....yeah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! NO! MAKE HER LEAVE, ROYAL BLUE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Is there karaoke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Bottle of vodka for KK, pussy beer for J and whisky and rocks for JSYK. Anyone wanna game of darts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Justsoyouknow! ....yeah? :: gets up on bar :: Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away All those nights when you've got no lights The check is in the mail And your little angel Hung the cat up by its tail And your third fiancé didn't show Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want to be where you can see Our troubles are all the same You want to be where everybody knows your name Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead The morning's looking bright And your shrink ran off to Europe And didn't even write And your husband wants to be a girl Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want to go where people know People are all the same You want to go where everybody knows your name Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ...I guess so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 But, RoyalBlue, you told me I was your Grand Opening... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Is there karaoke? Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 But, RoyalBlue, you told me I was your Grand Opening... I really can't think of a witty response. Bastard. What do you want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I remember all my life raining down as cold as ice. Shadows of a man, a face through a window cryin' in the night, the night goes into Morning just another day; happy people pass my way. Looking in their eyes, I see a memory I never realized how happy you made me. Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today. Oh, Mandy! I'm standing on the edge of time; I walked away when love was mine. Caught up in a world of uphill climbing, the tears are on my mind and nothin' is rhyming. Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today. Oh, Mandy! Yesterday's a dream, I face the morning cryin' on the breeze, the pain is callin' Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 YAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::smashed off of one drink, climbs up on bar::: "This one goes out to NewYorkFox!" See the stone set in your eyes See the thorn twist in your side I wait for you Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Through the storm we reach the shore You give it all but I want more And I'm waiting for you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away My hands are tied My body bruised, she's got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you :::falls off bar::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 But, RoyalBlue, you told me I was your Grand Opening... I really can't think of a witty response. Bastard. What do you want? I already have it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Is there karaoke? Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows... :: walks over, fiddles with machine :: :: grabs mic :: Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli Lollipop! *POP* Badumdumdum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Is there karaoke? Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows... :: walks over, fiddles with machine :: :: grabs mic :: Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli Lollipop! *POP* Badumdumdum... Dammit, I nearly dropped my glass at that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::sits back at counter::: "BARKEEP! This lady won't give me the time of day...gimme another!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I want another beer and a barmaid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 RoyalBlue - these pretzels are stale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
