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Yes, come one. come all for the grand opening of The Royal Blue, the first Harcore Discussion pub!

 

We've got booze, games, comfy seats and food, and all at a low low price, so come on in!

 

We're also hiring barmaids and other staff if anybody wants a job.

 

Now, come on in, and get some booze.

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There's a joke in there some where, but I guess I should shut up. :D

Guest Krazy Karter
Posted

:: sits down at stool ::

 

Vodka - straight.

 

Fuck it, give me the bottle.

Guest Krazy Karter
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Justsoyouknow!

....yeah?

:: gets up on bar ::

 

Making your way in the world today

Takes everything you've got

Taking a break from all your worries

Sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get away

 

All those nights when you've got no lights

The check is in the mail

And your little angel

Hung the cat up by its tail

And your third fiancé didn't show

 

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You want to be where you can see

Our troubles are all the same

You want to be where everybody knows your name

 

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead

The morning's looking bright

And your shrink ran off to Europe

And didn't even write

And your husband wants to be a girl

 

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You want to go where people know

People are all the same

You want to go where everybody knows your name

 

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

Posted
I CALL BARMAID!

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room.

 

We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of.

Posted
But, RoyalBlue, you told me I was your Grand Opening...

I really can't think of a witty response. Bastard.

 

What do you want?

Posted

I remember all my life

raining down as cold as ice.

Shadows of a man,

a face through a window cryin' in the night,

the night goes into

 

Morning just another day;

happy people pass my way.

Looking in their eyes,

I see a memory I never realized

how happy you made me.

 

Oh Mandy well,

you came and you gave without taking,

but I sent you away.

Oh, Mandy well,

kissed me and stopped me from shaking,

and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!

 

I'm standing on the edge of time;

I walked away when love was mine.

Caught up in a world of uphill climbing,

the tears are on my mind

and nothin' is rhyming.

 

Oh Mandy well,

you came and you gave without taking,

but I sent you away.

Oh, Mandy well,

kissed me and stopped me from shaking,

and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!

 

Yesterday's a dream, I face the morning

cryin' on the breeze, the pain is callin'

 

Oh Mandy well,

you came and you gave without taking,

but I sent you away.

Oh, Mandy well,

kissed me and stopped me from shaking,

and I need you today

 

Oh Mandy well,

you came and you gave without taking,

but I sent you away.

Oh, Mandy well,

kissed me and stopped me from shaking,

and I need you!

Posted

:::smashed off of one drink, climbs up on bar:::

 

"This one goes out to NewYorkFox!"

 

See the stone set in your eyes

See the thorn twist in your side

I wait for you

 

 

Sleight of hand and twist of fate

On a bed of nails she makes me wait

And I wait without you

 

 

With or without you

With or without you

 

 

Through the storm we reach the shore

You give it all but I want more

And I'm waiting for you

 

 

With or without you

With or without you

I can't live

With or without you

 

 

And you give yourself away

And you give yourself away

And you give

And you give

And you give yourself away

 

 

My hands are tied

My body bruised, she's got me with

Nothing to win and

Nothing left to lose

 

 

And you give yourself away

And you give yourself away

And you give

And you give

And you give yourself away

 

 

With or without you

With or without you

I can't live

With or without you

 

 

With or without you

With or without you

I can't live

With or without you

With or without you

 

 

:::falls off bar:::

Guest Krazy Karter
Posted
Is there karaoke?

Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows...

:: walks over, fiddles with machine ::

 

:: grabs mic ::

 

Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli

 

Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli

 

Lollipop! *POP* Badumdumdum...

Posted
Is there karaoke?

Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows...

:: walks over, fiddles with machine ::

 

:: grabs mic ::

 

Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli

 

Lollipop! Lollipop! Ooh Lalli Lolli Lalli

 

Lollipop! *POP* Badumdumdum...

Dammit, I nearly dropped my glass at that!

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