{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: *blocks cellphone with scubagear* Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: *blocks cellphone with scubagear* Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it. Did you just get out of the hot tub? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 RoyalBlue - these pretzels are stale. Dip it in your Vodka. That should liven it up a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::still waiting for his drink::: "THIS PLACE SUCKS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday. I call resident DJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: *blocks cellphone with scubagear* Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it. Sweet! Fishtank! NewYorkFox - I'll buy you a drink if you down it with a goldfish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 This pub has taken a turn for the surreal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over. ....did anyone else find that more erotic than CC/WJM? Or am I just weird? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 RoyalBlue - these pretzels are stale. Dip it in your Vodka. That should liven it up a bit. You're the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over. Done. Marney's the pubs dominatix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::still waiting for his drink::: "THIS PLACE SUCKS!" You got your drink. You finished it 10 minutes ago. Want annother one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 So, do I get the DJ job or what? I request two shag breaks per evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday. I call resident DJ. Cool, but make way for drunk guys doing karaoke to try and woo the barmaids. AND NO SLEEPING WITH WJM IN THE FUCKING STOCKROOM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I be a barmaid too? Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: *blocks cellphone with scubagear* Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it. Sweet! Fishtank! NewYorkFox - I'll buy you a drink if you down it with a goldfish. Um, I'm not alowed to drink while working. And now I have to go. Bye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::sits back at counter::: "BARKEEP! This lady won't give me the time of day...gimme another!" See! Never got my second drink! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over. ....did anyone else find that more erotic than CC/WJM? Or am I just weird? Yes on both counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I CALL BARMAID! Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday. I call resident DJ. Cool, but make way for drunk guys doing karaoke to try and woo the barmaids. AND NO SLEEPING WITH WJM IN THE FUCKING STOCKROOM! Why not? That is why this cot is in here, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::sits back at counter::: "BARKEEP! This lady won't give me the time of day...gimme another!" See! Never got my second drink! So, what do you want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ....whiskey...on the rocks. :::slaps NYFox's ass::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I request two shag breaks per evening. Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ....whiskey...on the rocks. :::slaps NYFox's ass::: :::walks away quickly::: :::pours drink::: :::brings it back:: ::runs and hides behind the door::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :::climbs back on top of the bar::: "New York Fox!" This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ....whiskey...on the rocks. :::slaps NYFox's ass::: :::walks away quickly::: :::pours drink::: :::brings it back:: ::runs and hides behind the door::: Have you done barwork before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I request two shag breaks per evening. Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen. Is behind the DJ booth OK? I'll bring an air mattress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ....whiskey...on the rocks. :::slaps NYFox's ass::: :::walks away quickly::: :::pours drink::: :::brings it back:: ::runs and hides behind the door::: Have you done barwork before? Fake barwork, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 HEY EVERYONE! NEXT ROUND'S ON ME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I request two shag breaks per evening. Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen. Is behind the DJ booth OK? I'll bring an air mattress. If I catch you guys shagging, your both sacked. You better not fuck when I'm online... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NewYorkFox Report post Posted December 24, 2003 HEY EVERYONE! NEXT ROUND'S ON ME! I'll have some champagne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 (everyone simultaneously) Fooster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
