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Can I be a barmaid too?

Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk...

:::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head:::

*blocks cellphone with scubagear*

 

 

 

Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it.

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Can I be a barmaid too?

Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk...

:::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head:::

*blocks cellphone with scubagear*

 

 

 

Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it.

Did you just get out of the hot tub?

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I CALL BARMAID!

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room.

 

We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of.

Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday.

 

I call resident DJ.

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Can I be a barmaid too?

Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk...

:::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head:::

*blocks cellphone with scubagear*

 

 

 

Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it.

Sweet! Fishtank!

 

NewYorkFox - I'll buy you a drink if you down it with a goldfish.

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I CALL BARMAID!

I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over.

....did anyone else find that more erotic than CC/WJM?

 

Or am I just weird?

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RoyalBlue - these pretzels are stale.

Dip it in your Vodka. That should liven it up a bit.

You're the man.

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I CALL BARMAID!

I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over.

Done.

 

Marney's the pubs dominatix.

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:::still waiting for his drink:::

 

"THIS PLACE SUCKS!"

You got your drink. You finished it 10 minutes ago.

 

Want annother one?

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I CALL BARMAID!

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room.

 

We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of.

Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday.

 

I call resident DJ.

Cool, but make way for drunk guys doing karaoke to try and woo the barmaids.

 

AND NO SLEEPING WITH WJM IN THE FUCKING STOCKROOM!

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Can I be a barmaid too?

Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk...

:::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head:::

*blocks cellphone with scubagear*

 

 

 

Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it.

Sweet! Fishtank!

 

NewYorkFox - I'll buy you a drink if you down it with a goldfish.

Um, I'm not alowed to drink while working. And now I have to go. Bye.

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I CALL BARMAID!

I call mistress d'affaires. <cracks whip> WJM, you're way behind on your tabs... bend over.

....did anyone else find that more erotic than CC/WJM?

 

Or am I just weird?

Yes on both counts.

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I CALL BARMAID!

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room.

 

We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of.

Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday.

 

I call resident DJ.

Cool, but make way for drunk guys doing karaoke to try and woo the barmaids.

 

AND NO SLEEPING WITH WJM IN THE FUCKING STOCKROOM!

Why not? That is why this cot is in here, isn't it?

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:::sits back at counter:::

 

"BARKEEP! This lady won't give me the time of day...gimme another!"

See! Never got my second drink!

So, what do you want?

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I request two shag breaks per evening.

Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen.

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....whiskey...on the rocks.

 

:::slaps NYFox's ass:::

:::walks away quickly:::

 

:::pours drink:::

 

:::brings it back::

 

::runs and hides behind the door:::

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:::climbs back on top of the bar:::

 

"New York Fox!"

 

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

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....whiskey...on the rocks.

 

:::slaps NYFox's ass:::

:::walks away quickly:::

 

:::pours drink:::

 

:::brings it back::

 

::runs and hides behind the door:::

Have you done barwork before?

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....whiskey...on the rocks.

 

:::slaps NYFox's ass:::

:::walks away quickly:::

 

:::pours drink:::

 

:::brings it back::

 

::runs and hides behind the door:::

Have you done barwork before?

Fake barwork, yes.

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I request two shag breaks per evening.

Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen.

Is behind the DJ booth OK? I'll bring an air mattress.

If I catch you guys shagging, your both sacked.

 

You better not fuck when I'm online...

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