{''({o..o})''} Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Great, now I'll have to clean up the floor again when Kotz gets here.
k thx Posted January 2, 2004 Author Report Posted January 2, 2004 Oh well, looks like Kylies left. But look who's just turned up: It's TVs Heather Graham!
Guest Bottled Black Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 ** Still waiting for C & G ** Wow this place has gone downhill... ** Sneaks into RB's office and cracks safe ** God damn there's nothing in here but a few whips and a gimp mask.. ** Pulls out lighter and torches place so RB can collect insurance money **
spiny norman Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 I love that red x picture of Kylie.
Sandman9000 Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 ::Randomly hits the wall with a stool for entertainment::
DerangedHermit Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 ::Randomly hits the wall with a stool for entertainment:: ::randomly hits the wall with my stool for even more entertainment:: Have fun, janitors!
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Hits Hermit with a sack of doorknobs and takes the Deranged from his name::
Superstring Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 *Walks in* *Spies Sandman with his doorknobs* *Takes out his sock full of pool balls* *Smacks Sandman on the ear with it and steals his last 0* *Runs away*
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 *sets off fireworks underneath Sandman, takes back Deranged part of name and also takes remaining 900 part of Sandman's name away*
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it"::
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it":: ::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire:: I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye. ::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred.
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it":: ::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire:: I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye. ::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting:: ::Hermit walks off into the bear trap that's by the door. While Hermit's caught, Sand takes back the man part of his name, all of the numbers, the Deranged part of Hermit's name again, Hermit's wallet, and his left ear::
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it":: ::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire:: I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye. ::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting:: ::Hermit walks off into the bear trap that's by the door. While Hermit's caught, Sand takes back the man part of his name, all of the numbers, the Deranged part of Hermit's name again, Hermit's wallet, and his left ear:: ::Sandman opens wallet and collapses:: Haha, my wallet has nothing in it...except anthrax! ::frees himself from bear trap, puts on biosuit and pulls out cellphone to call FBI:: This man put anthrax in my wallet! He's a terrorist! ::steals back everything, except the wallet::
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman becomes invincible and gains the ability to fly, as well as shoot beams of lazer power energy from his hands. Hermit doesn't stand a chance, as Sandman nukes one of the support poles and part of the roof falls onto Hermit::
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman becomes invincible and gains the ability to fly, as well as shoot beams of lazer power energy from his hands. Hermit doesn't stand a chance, as Sandman nukes one of the support poles and part of the roof falls onto Hermit:: ::calls Hermit Space Powers to smack Sandman with a Kryptonite meteor::
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman breaks out with a skin rash that has numerous large bumps with black pigmentation in the middle. He also begins have severe breathing problems and goes into shock while suffering from accute vomiting of blood, explosive diarrhea, and a massive fever:: *editted for reality*
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman breaks out with a skin rash that has numerous large bumps with black pigmentation in the middle. He also begins have severe breathing problems and goes into shock while suffering from accute vomiting of blood, explosive diarrhea, and a massive fever:: *editted for reality* ::No-sells reality:: ::And uses a hyper mega fire beam to destroy the comet::
Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 ::Unleashes the super ultimate crush grip omega turn ice bomb on Hermit::
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 *shuts off the Dragonball Z crap*
godthedog Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred. don't do it, you'll lose your liquor license.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred. don't do it, you'll lose your liquor license. Liquor license? Um, I knew we forgot to get something...
k thx Posted January 4, 2004 Author Report Posted January 4, 2004 I'm bored. I'm gonna play darts. 16, 13, 5 20, 14, 10 13, 20, 20 40, 20, 60 40, 60, 60 60, 60, 60 Heh heh, I rock. Anybody want a gane?
welshjerichomark Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Man it's dead in here. 10 bucks says this place will be a Starbucks in 6 months.
Zorin Industries Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 5 days without a visitor, business is bad
Guest Bottled Black Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 I walked by yesterday but it looked like th lights were out so I kept walkin'
Guest SP-1 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 *sets up shop in the corner and sings some Bright Eyes and Jimmy Eat World covers. . . . mostly Jimmy Eat World.*
Zorin Industries Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 * starts singing White Riot to drown out the Jimmy Eat World crap *
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