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Guest Krazy Karter
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HEY EVERYONE!  NEXT ROUND'S ON ME!

I'll have some champagne.

You got it, baby.

Guest NewYorkFox
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HEY EVERYONE!  NEXT ROUND'S ON ME!

I'll have some champagne.

You got it, baby.

Why thank you sir.

 

See JSYK, this is how a gentleman treats a lady.

Guest Krazy Karter
Posted
HEY EVERYONE!  NEXT ROUND'S ON ME!

I'll have some champagne.

You got it, baby.

Why thank you sir.

 

See JSYK, this is how a gentleman treats a lady.

Ms. Fox, the pleasure is all mine.

 

:: picks up coat ::

 

:: slips tab onto JSYK's table ::

 

:: leaves ::

Guest NewYorkFox
Posted
HEY EVERYONE!  NEXT ROUND'S ON ME!

I'll have some champagne.

You got it, baby.

Why thank you sir.

 

See JSYK, this is how a gentleman treats a lady.

Ms. Fox, the pleasure is all mine.

 

:: picks up coat ::

 

:: slips tab onto JSYK's table ::

 

:: leaves ::

:::sighs as he walks away:::

Posted
Well you can't have the shower yet. We...I mean...I'm using it now.

 

::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.::

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF.

 

Ew...

Posted
Well you can't have the shower yet.  We...I mean...I'm using it now.

 

::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.::

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF.

 

Ew...

WJM didn't go home. And kudos to you for making the barmaids wear skirts. (wink wink, nudge nudge).

Posted

*walks in*

I got thrown out of Chave's bar over at UGS because I got drunk and attacked the mirror........you think I can get a Guiness?

Oh and everyone......meet my parole officer.........ROD~!

Posted
Well you can't have the shower yet.  We...I mean...I'm using it now.

 

::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.::

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF.

 

Ew...

WJM didn't go home. And kudos to you for making the barmaids wear skirts. (wink wink, nudge nudge).

No, seriously, she went home. I wlked her back and then locked her in her cage.

 

Who the fuck have you been fucking?

Posted
*walks in*

I got thrown out of Chave's bar over at UGS because I got drunk and attacked the mirror........you think I can get a Guiness?

Oh and everyone......meet my parole officer.........ROD~!

Hi Rod.

 

And of course you can get a Guiness here, because this bar has absolutely nothing to do with chave's bar at the UGS. Hinest.

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Rod says that you have to sign a waiver before i can drink here..........

 

*Rod stands about 7 feet tall with a giant moustache and dark hair watching Damaramu intently*

Is Rod Saddam Hussein?

 

Anyway, I'll sign. Now, here's your Guiness.

Posted
Well you can't have the shower yet.  We...I mean...I'm using it now.

 

::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.::

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF.

 

Ew...

WJM didn't go home. And kudos to you for making the barmaids wear skirts. (wink wink, nudge nudge).

No, seriously, she went home. I wlked her back and then locked her in her cage.

 

Who the fuck have you been fucking?

Oh, SugarTushy, have you seen my cat?

Posted
Well, given that the only female in the bar was Marney...

 

::runs and hides::

Dude, it's better than the alternatives.

 

Where'd ABOBO get to anyhow?

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Rod says that you have to sign a waiver before i can drink here..........

 

*Rod stands about 7 feet tall with a giant moustache and dark hair watching Damaramu intently*

Is Rod Saddam Hussein?

 

Anyway, I'll sign. Now, here's your Guiness.

No.......Rod's from upstate New York.

Posted
Rod says that you have to sign a waiver before i can drink here..........

 

*Rod stands about 7 feet tall with a giant moustache and dark hair watching Damaramu intently*

Is Rod Saddam Hussein?

 

Anyway, I'll sign. Now, here's your Guiness.

No.......Rod's from upstate New York.

So's Saddam!

Posted
Am I late?

You didn't wear a condom when cybering?

I didn't think it was important...

 

... something just kicked inside of me...

UH OH. ABOBO GO NOW.

Posted
Am I late?

You didn't wear a condom when cybering?

I didn't think it was important...

 

... something just kicked inside of me...

Uh-oh.

 

Your gonna give birth to the first TSM baby! It'll be TSM squared! A source of TSMery!

 

My God, it'll be like Scott Keith!

Posted
Am I late?

You didn't wear a condom when cybering?

I didn't think it was important...

 

... something just kicked inside of me...

Uh-oh.

 

Your gonna give birth to the first TSM baby! It'll be TSM squared! A source of TSMery!

 

My God, it'll be like Scott Keith!

My child is going to be gorgeous. Remember who the mother was.

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