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My crazy idea for a movie

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General idea: On the retirement of Willy Wonka, the Oompa Loompas are given the choice of being free or staying at the factory. Some Oompa Loompas leave, and then they reveal to the world the cruelties they lived under. They get the World to punish their former oppressors. Some of the Oompa Loompas also get weapons restricted for their own protection in the real world. As well, they help get rid of nuclear weapons. They make crimes against O.L.'s for being OLs termed as 'hate crimes'. Their songs also become popular and entrancing for people.

 

In the mean-time, they breed like crazy, and get more militant. Their numbers increase and they amass weapons. One day, they unleash their songs, and begin to take over power in London and Washington. Using their weapons, they kill everybody in their path and then they go to the factory.

 

They liberate their brothers, killing the OLs unwilling to leave, and they find Willy Wonka and murder him in revenge for his oppression.

 

Eventually, they overtake most of the world with their weapons and their songs and mankind is forced to band together to fight back against the Oompa Loompas. Sorta like in Red Dawn, only with more midget death.

 

Anything you think could be added, clarified or explained in the movie? Is it too offensive? Would the heirs of Roald Dahl sue me?

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I just want to know the answer to one question

 

What kind of drugs were you taking while watching Willy Wonka that this idea entered your mind?

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Like you didn't notice how evil and coordinated the Oompa Loompas are.

 

And how they treated all the dumbass kids.

 

They want to kill their oppressors

 

of course....but to make a movie about it???

 

I ALREADY FEAR THEM!!!

 

The Loompas are some scary inbred freaks who apparently used to get eaten by some weird creatures in a jungle.

 

"House of a 1000 Oompa Loompas" or "Night of the Living Oompa Loompas", now THAT I would go see.

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I would be more interested in the evolution of the oppression of the Oompa Loompas and their eventual emancipation - like, one righteous and good leader breaks the chains of slavery but in-the-end gets betrayed and killed by a corrupt Oompa Loompa, who then in turn creates a more angry society where he provokes the Oompa Loompas to rage against their former oppressors. These societal conflicts and the culture and subculture created would be more interesting than global domination...

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I would be more interested in the evolution of the oppression of the Oompa Loompas and their eventual emancipation - like, one righteous and good leader breaks the chains of slavery but in-the-end gets betrayed and killed by a corrupt Oompa Loompa, who then in turn creates a more angry society where he provokes the Oompa Loompas to rage against their former oppressors. These societal conflicts and the culture and subculture created would be more interesting than global domination...

Loompa farm?

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