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In 2004.......the Jews will.......

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How about a summary for those who would have a massive download wait?

it is basically a kill bill themed trailer, showing instead, clips of "The Passion" If you are a fan of Kill Bill and have any interest in seeing the Passion, I say go for the download.....if not, don't make your dialup choke.

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Heh... is that movie (um, the passion... not kill christ) actuall Gibson's third movie??? (that he directed.. i know he did braveheart, what else?)

 

Mel directed "Man without a face", "BraveHeart" and now "KILL CHRIST".....errr "The Passion of THE CHRIST"

 

I'm still waiting for the remake.

 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a role you will remember for all time

"THE CHRIST SAYS KNOW YOUR SOUL AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH"

 

"THE CHRIST says you can take that cross, shine it up real nice for God, turn that sumofabitch sideways and stick it straight up your Jewish ass!"

 

The Rock is THE CHRIST in Vince McMahon's "The Passion of THE CHRIST"

 

...damn, even after writing that I want to see it.

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The Rock is THE CHRIST in Vince McMahon's "The Passion of THE CHRIST"

 

...damn, even after writing that I want to see it.

No way. That role would have to go to either SCSA or HHH. With Stephanie playing Mary Magdalene and Eric Bischoff as Judas.

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So the Pope approves but God and Jesus don't?

 

This is perfect!

 

"The movie so true and so hard hitting that even God doesn't want it seen.....The Passion of The Christ"

 

Put that on the poster!

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Guest OctoberBlood

It's not that funny, but it could draw a few laughs. And for anyone actually Passionate about Christ, it could offend someone, so theres just a warning.

 

Anyways, I saw it a few months ago actually... "hehe".

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Guest JumpinJackFlash

Bradshaw is John the Baptist. He praises Vince so much...yet baptisises him in beer?

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