Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Location: SWF Headquarters, Chicago, Illinois. Wardrobe department. "Are you serious?" "C'mon, man," replies Wildchild. "You wanna do dis team t'ing, or don't you?" *SIGH* Johnny Dangerous steps out from his dressing room, wearing a set of solid-aquamarine "Olympic-style" tights. He looks down in disgust. "I can't wear this!" Wildchild's face screws into a frown. "What's de matter with it?" Johnny pulls at the tights as if they are burning into his skin. "Dude, I can't pull off aquamarine!" The Bahama Bomber rolls his eyes. "What do you suggest, den?" "Well," Johnny says with a shrug, "what's wrong with what I wore before?" Wildchild scowls. "You know what you're problem is? You don't want t'commit to dis whole 'team' t'ing!" Johnny raises an eyebrow. "What the hell are you talking about?" "You know what it says about us when we come down to de ring wearing different costumes? It says dat we see ourselves as individuals; dat we're not both focused on de same goals." *SIGH* "Fine," says Johnny, "but does it have to be aquamarine?" This prompts Wildchild to break into his trademark grin. "Well, we can compromise on de color. Now, what about de theme music?" "Johnny scratches his head. "What's wrong with "In Da Club?" Wildchild shrugs. "I'm not really feeling dat anymore." "Well, do you have anything else in mind?" Wildchild grins. "As a matter of fact, I do. I put a few choices on dis," he says as he tosses his mp3 player towards the Barracuda. "I figured we could go with whichever one of d'ose you like best." So Johnny places the headphones over his ears and begins to listen intently... As we: FADE OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 And oh, by the way, stats have been updated to indicate tag team goodness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Olympic Style tights? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You know like Kurt Angle wears? A singlet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 I know, I just have a hard time picturing someone who looks like Johnny Barracuda dressed like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You'll wear your singlet, and LIKE IT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Do I get to undo the straps after I deliver my MI Slam (a.k.a. Angle Slam), go "WOOOOO" and lock on an ankle lock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
