Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 ABOBO NO LIKE HAMSTER WHEEL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 ABOBO SAY WATCH FOR GIRLS! YOU ALWAYS READING COMIC! ABOBO GET YOU GIRL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted January 8, 2004 ABOBO DOES HAVE MANY YEAR EXPERIENCE AS SQUIRREL. ABOBO JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYBODY TALKING WEIRD? IT IS TROUBLING TO ABOBO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 *marks out like a little girl during a Hardy Boyz entrance* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted January 8, 2004 ABOBO NO LIKE HAMSTER WHEEL! ABOBO SAYS SPIDERPOET IS WRONG. HOW YOU THINK ABOBO STAY SO FIT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 My apologies, little buddy. I guess I'd never thought about where your amazing BUTT came from. Now I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 A running ambiguity should be if I'm ever actually on any rave drugs. The general consensus is that I must be on SOMETHING to be so... odd, but no one ever knows, and oftetimes plots are hatched to find out. (imagines a scene where Jon hides in a bush I'm pissing into, holding a big funnel and cup) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 A spin-off starring the squirrel could be AB: OBO where the squirrel owns a flea market called Analgamated Businesses and all of their prices are "Best Offer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 So then what do I do in my storyline? Get drunk and cause fights? Run down the hallways after a kegger wearing an OU jersey hooting and hollering? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 A running ambiguity should be if I'm ever actually on any rave drugs. The general consensus is that I must be on SOMETHING to be so... odd, but no one ever knows, and oftetimes plots are hatched to find out. (imagines a scene where Jon hides in a bush I'm pissing into, holding a big funnel and cup) I should then convince on of the XXX frat boys to beer bong it. Hilarity ensues~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 So then what do I do in my storyline? Get drunk and cause fights? Run down the hallways after a kegger wearing an OU jersey hooting and hollering? OU? YOU ARE TRENT NOW~! And you are like Mikey from RECESS... the lovable hoss. (though I promise no ballet or poetry...you can be a bit of a party animal) EDIT: Oh...and you'll actually be stuck with Zsasz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Rando: I can write too. Check it out. They sat silently, staring at the flickering flames of the dying campfire. The newb had always entertained the notion that fate was a cruel bitch, but until now, he had never experienced anything of the sort. How fateful was it then, that he would be sitting around this measily campefire, stuck in the middle of the desert, with no food, no water, and no way out? The cap, the absolute hilarious capper, was that he was stuck with the one guy on the entire TSM campus who scared him. The one across from him was transfixed by the leaping flames, held spellbound by the bright oranges of the embers. If he could, would he leap in, and bathe with Diablo? Hoff's eyes shifted suddenly, settling on the exposed chest of the freshman sitting on the far side of the fire. The kid had lost his shirt when they ha... What was he staring at? What the hell was going through his mind? Then Hoff spoke under his breath, and the freshman's blood ran cold. What had he said? "Spinebuster," Hoff repeated himself louder, but with the same flatness of tone that indicated one thing. This guy was insane. Suddenly, Hoff lept across the fire, and pinned the freshman to the ground. He struggled, but Hoff was firmly in control. Hoff gazed into the freshman's eyes, and said four little words, in a tone of voice that suggested glee. Those four words were the last thing the freshman from Forest Hills, NC ever heard. "Time for Hot Dogs!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 So then what do I do in my storyline? Get drunk and cause fights? Run down the hallways after a kegger wearing an OU jersey hooting and hollering? OU? YOU ARE TRENT NOW~! And you are like Mikey from RECESS... the lovable hoss. (though I promise no ballet or poetry...you can be a bit of a party animal) EDIT: Oh...and you'll actually be stuck with Zsasz You do realize that I also go to OU and may be playing football there next year......correct? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 that's really disturbing... oh... and Hoff will hit a spinebuster in every episode...it'll be Kenny dying in South Park... sometimes the scene will just cut away to Hoff slamming some poor bastard into the ground... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Rando: I can write too. Check it out. They sat silently, staring at the flickering flames of the dying campfire. The newb had always entertained the notion that fate was a cruel bitch, but until now, he had never experienced anything of the sort. How fateful was it then, that he would be sitting around this measily campefire, stuck in the middle of the desert, with no food, no water, and no way out? The cap, the absolute hilarious capper, was that he was stuck with the one guy on the entire TSM campus who scared him. The one across from him was transfixed by the leaping flames, seemingly tranfixed by the bright oranges of the embers. If he could, would he leap in, and bathe with Diablo? Hoff's eyes shifted suddenly, settling on the exposed chest of the freshman sitting on the far side of the fire. The kid had lost his shirt when they ha... What was he staring at? What the hell was going through his mind? Then Hoff spoke under his breath, and the freshman's blood ran cold. What had he said? "Spinebuster," Hoff repeated himself louder, but with the same flatness of tone that indicated one thing. This guy was insane. Suddenly, Hoff lept across the fire, and pinned the freshman to the ground. He struggled, but Hoff was firmly in control. Hoff gazed into the freshman's eyes, and said four little words, in a tone of voice that suggested glee. Those four words were the last thing the freshman from Forest Hills, NC ever heard. "Time for Hot Dogs!" ... the hell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 You do realize that I also go to OU and may be playing football there next year......correct? Yeah...I do know that you go to OU... but this sitcom takes place at Trent University and is not exactly meant as a perfect representation of reality... it's all in fun... ya hoss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 That's not part of the series. I just wanted to paint Hoffman as a college senior cannibal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Hey i heard the director has been searching the four corners of the world for a homeless guy Well Shazbang here i am *drops trousers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 You need a singer. .:Brings in Beach Boys collection:. "Round, round, get around, I GET AROUND, get around, woooo, I get around." Fuck this, that's the theme tune right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 if I use a damn Beach Boys song...it's gonna be SLOOP JOHN B... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 if I use a damn Beach Boys song...it's gonna be SLOOP JOHN B... Yea, but why would you want to go home if you were already there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 that can be the tag line at the end of the song... voiced by one of the actors... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Write it up, Rando, write it up! Homeless Guy should take up room with Rant after Johnson's been chased out...I mean...it's not like Rant can't spare the space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Rant is going to do the classic sitcom moment of cutting the room in half... ...although the other half will just be what is basically a jailcell... which Kotz may or may not end up in at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Rando, if you're planning to actually do these, I CAN help out. Please? I won't be so dark next time, I promise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 i'm planning to write them out as TV scripts...not something like TEH SAGA~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 This is either going to be absolutley crap or hilarious. I hope its hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Post Whore wrote me out of The Saga even though I was a founding member. Look it up. I'm not bitter .... BASTARDO~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 rawmvp has to play a role in this, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
