Come, bask in my greatness!!!

[Guest Just J]

Here, let me clarify why I made the above statement. I'll admit, it looks like the rantings of some insasne, and possibly even angry, lunatic. But in our case, I simply love calling you stuipid. Because you're so stupid. Call it irrational, call it a guilty pleasure. I've even seen you make rational, even intelligent posts in other areas of the board, but every time you open your mouth in here, you're such a retard that I can't help but delight in it a bit.

 

Actually, Johnson, I've got nothing against you. I don't even know you. But my assessment from here, which is the only assessment I can make, is that you're a complete moron, and I am, for whatever reason, amused to no end by this. So...there you go. I hope this lets you sleep a little easier in your moron bed with your good ol' boy wife.

You are a piece of Spam. That's what I call you. Because that's what you are.

 

(50 points for whoever figures that one out.)

[Guest Krazy Karter]

You are a piece of Spam.  That's what I call you.  Because that's what you are.

 

(50 points for whoever figures that one out.)

Some men bring home the bacon.

 

Johnson?

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Here, let me clarify why I made the above statement.  I'll admit, it looks like the rantings of some insasne, and possibly even angry, lunatic.  But in our case, I simply love calling you stuipid.  Because you're so stupid.  Call it irrational, call it a guilty pleasure.  I've even seen you make rational, even intelligent posts in other areas of the board, but every time you open your mouth in here, you're such a retard that I can't help but delight in it a bit.

 

Actually, Johnson, I've got nothing against you.  I don't even know you.  But my assessment from here, which is the only assessment I can make, is that you're a complete moron, and I am, for whatever reason, amused to no end by this.  So...there you go.  I hope this lets you sleep a little easier in your moron bed with your good ol' boy wife.

You are a piece of Spam. That's what I call you. Because that's what you are.

 

(50 points for whoever figures that one out.)

*doesn't give two shits*

 

Johnson seems cranky today. He must have missed his afternoon nap, growing boys need their sleep.

[Guest Just J]

Here, let me clarify why I made the above statement.  I'll admit, it looks like the rantings of some insasne, and possibly even angry, lunatic.  But in our case, I simply love calling you stuipid.  Because you're so stupid.  Call it irrational, call it a guilty pleasure.  I've even seen you make rational, even intelligent posts in other areas of the board, but every time you open your mouth in here, you're such a retard that I can't help but delight in it a bit.

 

Actually, Johnson, I've got nothing against you.  I don't even know you.  But my assessment from here, which is the only assessment I can make, is that you're a complete moron, and I am, for whatever reason, amused to no end by this.  So...there you go.  I hope this lets you sleep a little easier in your moron bed with your good ol' boy wife.

You are a piece of Spam. That's what I call you. Because that's what you are.

 

(50 points for whoever figures that one out.)

*doesn't give two shits*

 

Johnson seems cranky today. He must have missed his afternoon nap, growing boys need their sleep.

It's called 9 hours at work and another 4 working on you new house.

 

But you are an unemplyeed twit so I can't ask someone like you to understand.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

omg! I got fired? when?

 

as far as I know I still have my well paying job. and since when is it a big deal to own a house? I owned my own house at the age of 19...

[Guest Just J]

omg! I got fired? when?

 

as far as I know I still have my well paying job. and since when is it a big deal to own a house? I owned my own house at the age of 19...

Did I ever say it was a big deal? No. But if you are telling the truth you're a minority. Plus it's probably a roach infested hole in the wall.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

But if you are telling the truth you're a minority.

OMG RACIST~!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Come on people, lets leave Johnson alone. We all know his lemonade stand business is sinking and he's trying to attract new customers. He needs the money to pay the dog house he lives in on the front porch of his mothers house.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

On second thought, that may or may not have been racist depending on the interpretation.

[Guest Just J]

On second thought, that may or may not have been racist depending on the interpretation.

How can you be racist against people who can't afford to buy their own house?

 

What would that be called?

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Alright, I read the post too fast.

 

My mistake.

 

Someone else carry on with the flaming.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So...how 'bout them Knicks?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

On second thought, that may or may not have been racist depending on the interpretation.

How can you be racist against people who can't afford to buy their own house?

 

What would that be called?

Reverse Sideway 4th Gear Transpertation Hobotus Houselessfuckas Racism.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

So...how 'bout them Knicks?

::Groans like I've been forced to watch a 6hr. "Best" of Billy Gunn tape::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

omg! I got fired? when?

 

as far as I know I still have my well paying job. and since when is it a big deal to own a house? I owned my own house at the age of 19...

Did I ever say it was a big deal? No. But if you are telling the truth you're a minority. Plus it's probably a roach infested hole in the wall.

*looks at title of thread*

 

no you never brag.

 

 

and my house doesn't have roaches I put up a picture of Kotz and it scares them off.

[Hoff 0]

So, I click on this thread, and it takes forever to frickin' load. I can only assume that this is because my computer is struggling to deal with how stupid Johnson is; however, I'll have to check with Google to be sure.

[Guest Just J]

omg! I got fired? when?

 

as far as I know I still have my well paying job. and since when is it a big deal to own a house? I owned my own house at the age of 19...

Did I ever say it was a big deal? No. But if you are telling the truth you're a minority. Plus it's probably a roach infested hole in the wall.

*looks at title of thread*

 

no you never brag.

 

 

and my house doesn't have roaches I put up a picture of Kotz and it scares them off.

*looks at title of thread too*

 

Well I am great, so what's the big deal?

[Hoff 0]

That you're a liar. Liars go to hell.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I feel bad for hell.

[Guest Just J]

You should feel bad for yourself CWM, not hell.

[Guest Just J]

*finds this funny as you HAVE to do drug testing*

 

I am the owner, can you say owner? I can drug test my employees, but I won't as long as they don't get hurt. Workmen's Comp is another thing. The same goes for me, no drug tests. I am starting a company, all this has been looked at already.

 

*finds this even FUNNIER since Johnson always says momma jokes suck when anyone does it to him*

 

Except it isn't a joke. Tell Mom I'll be home by 6 tomorrow and I want dinner ready. And none of the Hamburger Helpler shit again.

 

It's funny how hard you try to prove yourself to people you say you don't care about.

 

The simple fact of proving you wrong is reason enough.

have fun getting an insurance company that will cover you, fucknuts

Well guess who now has his company insured...ME! And guess what...no drug tests were involved for me or my partner.

 

Next time you try and sound like you know what you're talking about CWM, make sure you actually do, dumbass.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

And guess what...no drug tests were involved for me or my partner.

Filthy homosexuals and their perverted lifestyles.

[Sandman9000 0]

I feel bad for hell.

As an official spokesman for Hell, I would like to declare that Johnson will not be welcomed.

 

Since I imagine Heaven will issue a similar statement, it's now up to Purgatory to determine whether or not they will allow Johnson admission upon his demise, though Purgatory usually doesn't care either way.

[Guest SP-1]

This is comical.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

This is conical.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

*is sexually stimulated by the cone*

[Guest Just J]

This is comical.

Much like your religion.

[justsoyouknow 0]

This is comical.

Much like your religion.

Actually, I respect Spiderpoet more for being so devoted to his religion. You may think it's a sham, and that's fine. Everyone has their own beliefs, be it Mormonism, Judaism, Catholocism, etc...but do you see them all out in a dick-measuring contest every other day? No, because they realize that everyone is entitled to believe what they want to. Mocking someone's belief system simply makes you appear incredibly childish and immature. Nicely done.

[Guest Just J]

This is comical.

Much like your religion.

Actually, I respect Spiderpoet more for being so devoted to his religion. You may think it's a sham, and that's fine. Everyone has their own beliefs, be it Mormonism, Judaism, Catholocism, etc...but do you see them all out in a dick-measuring contest every other day? No, because they realize that everyone is entitled to believe what they want to. Mocking someone's belief system simply makes you appear incredibly childish and immature. Nicely done.

Thanks, but Spiderpoet is a hypocrite. So basically you respect a hypocrite.

 

Nice to see your standards so high.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Don't you have drugs, and meat poles, to be smoking, johnny? Git to it, boy.