Nevermortal Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 So yeah.... My friends and I (mostly me) have been contemplating testing fate and trying some Everclear. Anyone ever tried any? Is it as bad as this guy says it is? For some reason I'm expecting a prompt AoO response, but anyone will do. Fire away.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 There's two ways you can drink everclear: like a pussy, and like a man. Both will make you puke. Please be clear on this before you begin. The pussy way: Hairy Buffalo. Mix Fruits, fruit juices, and everclear in no specific proportion in a large container. Too evercleary? Add more fruit. Like a man. You take a shot glass, and you put some everclear in it. Top with tabasco, or a hot sauce of your choosing, and let it rip. It will slightly kill the alcohol smell and taste, but it will make it burn worse, if that's really possible. Enjoy.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 That guy that reviewed it was a pussy.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 I had a few friends who made a giant Rubbermaid bin full of Sangria for a party, except that they used $5 box wine for the base and then everclear instead of the typical brandy. People saw fruit clumped around in there and thought, hey, this'll be great. Never since have I been privy to so much violent hurling.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 That's the cheap wine's doing, not the everclear. Too much sugar. Everclear's just grain alcohol, which people don't seem to understand.
Guest T®ITEC Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 Wouldn't it kill a person to drink Everclear straight? It's what I've heard, and I'm wondering. If it does, how much does it take?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 (edited) We had to go over this in my mixology (fancy name for bartending) class. A list of Alcohol Contents by volume (double the number, drop the % for the Proof) Light beer 4% Regular beer 6% (May vary) Wine cooler 6% Dark beer 8% Wines 12-20% Amaretto 28% Kahlua 28% Tequila 40% Cognac 40% Drambui 40% Bourbon 43% Whiskey 43% Scotch 43% Vodka 43% Rum 43% Gin 43% Brandy 43% Everclear 95% Everclear is almost pure alcohol, and yes drinking it straight is dangerous and certainly wouldnt take much to do harm. Edited January 8, 2004 by MarvinisaLunatic
Nighthawk Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 I drank it once, and I've drank gasoline, and they were both pretty bad, but I think the gas was worse. So I've you've ever been siphoning gas and accidently swallowed it, you should be ok.
Guest HungryJack Posted January 8, 2004 Report Posted January 8, 2004 straight shots of everclear aren't too bad. round here, it's a birthday tradition to do 1 or 2 .
EricMM Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 I've had like seven half shots of everclear in one night. Just have a handy chaser ready... It really doesn't feel good but it's quick at least. Jungle juice is (IMO) a waste of time. Thats what we call the Everclear+Oranges+Juice thing. Just don't be an idiot and treat it like vodka, ok? It's more than twice as strong...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 9, 2004 Report Posted January 9, 2004 See, even Eric drinks Everclear like a man. Tellin' you, hot sauce is the magic key to drinking the stuff.
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