Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 9, 2004 I was visiting my parents today when I notice that on the fridge is a 1 900 Sex Chat number with Horny Model picture included.... this disturbed me.... greatly.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 So... are you saying your mom is a phone whore and that is her flyer or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ugh. This reminds me of a story. Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill. She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME! For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You.... tried.... dating service.... ? I never thought you would go that low kkk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ugh. This reminds me of a story. Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill. She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME! For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus... Bastard. had to Steal my thunder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You.... tried.... dating service.... ? I never thought you would go that low kkk. I'm man enough to point out my faults, as few as they may be. Hell, earlier I admitted to buying Shaq's second rap album... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ugh. This reminds me of a story. Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill. She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME! For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus... Bastard. had to Steal my thunder Let me ask you this.... Does your Mom cook with Butter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ugh. This reminds me of a story. Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill. She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME! For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus... Bastard. had to Steal my thunder Let me ask you this.... Does your Mom cook with Butter? She lost all her money, sold her house (that had like 20 mortgages on it) and is now at Jesus school. I could care less what she cooks with. Oh, yeah. I feel your pain, too, Nabbit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 I was talking to Nabbit. Think of the MWC episode. There ya go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DustyFinish Report post Posted January 9, 2004 I inquired about an escort service once. At least you didn't find anal beads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ahh...Yes to the butter Lost on the MWC connection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Your girlfriend's teeth are intimidating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 She's the loveliest stock photo that ever was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 mine's hotter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 mine's hotter Your stock photo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
