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Guest Frank_Nabbit
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I was visiting my parents today when I notice that on the fridge is a 1 900 Sex Chat number with Horny Model picture included.... this disturbed me.... greatly....

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Ugh. This reminds me of a story.

 

Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill.

 

She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

 

For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus...

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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Ugh. This reminds me of a story.

 

Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill.

 

She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

 

For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus...

Bastard. had to Steal my thunder

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Ugh. This reminds me of a story.

 

Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill.

 

She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

 

For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus...

Bastard. had to Steal my thunder

Let me ask you this....

 

Does your Mom cook with Butter?

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Ugh. This reminds me of a story.

 

Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill.

 

She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

 

For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus...

Bastard. had to Steal my thunder

Let me ask you this....

 

Does your Mom cook with Butter?

She lost all her money, sold her house (that had like 20 mortgages on it) and is now at Jesus school.

 

I could care less what she cooks with.

 

Oh, yeah. I feel your pain, too, Nabbit...

Guest DustyFinish
Posted

I inquired about an escort service once.

 

At least you didn't find anal beads.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
Posted

Ahh...Yes to the butter

 

Lost on the MWC connection

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Your girlfriend's teeth are intimidating.

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