Youth N Asia Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 These commercials have always bothered me. Why are these kids such little bastards that they won't share with the rabbit? They're prejudice little turds...
Tawren Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 I know. Those stupid little racist fucks. Ever notice how the kids are weird tan or black and they will give the Trix to the rabbit until they find out he is white? And who the fuck decided those kids can say who can and can't eat Trix?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 The Trix rabbit should just use his human disguise and buy some at a grocery store, I'm sure management is going to deny his dollars because he's a silly rabbit
Lil' Bitch Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 I should call the Trix company and ask.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 Maybe the Trix rabbit can send Count Chocula undercover to get some for him.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 Maybe the Trix rabbit can send Count Chocula undercover to get some for him. "Silly Vampire, Trix are for the living!"
KingPK Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 The rabbit should just get Boo Berry to haunt those kids in their dreams.
Vern Gagne Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 Franken Berry could throw them all in the lake and drowned them.
Slingshot Suplex Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 It teaches kids 'greed is good' and then rewards them with sugar laden cereal.
Vern Gagne Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 I miss old Trix cereal. The fruit shaped kind sucks.
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Agreed. I used to eat the old Trix cereal all the time when I went over my grandparents', and then they turned it into fruit-shaped. The flavor sucked. They were hard to eat due to their weird shapes. And I discovered the nummalicious cereals known as "Frosted Shredded Wheat" (fuck you, it's awesome) and "Apple Jacks." Why doesn't the rabbit just file a lawsuit against those fucking kids? Their parents are probably loaded thanks to all of those commercials...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Where the hell is a rabbit going to get an attorney? I would think it would be much easier for the Trix rabbit to just hire his good friend; seen here
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Nah. The Trix rabbit and the Evil Bunny from Holy Grail have been at odds for quite some time. Whereas the Trix rabbit is a pacifist, preferring to seek legal action over physical assertment, the Evil Bunny has always had a "bite the jugular first, ask questions later" method.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 I'm thinking the Trix rabbit is going to see the error of his approach very soon. You have to be a Barney Rubble and just grab the cereal and run...not stand there and flaunt your secret victory until it turns into a loss. Evil bunny will show him the way.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 You don't even want to know what kind of sick twisted shit the Cadburry Bunny is into.
Guest Astro Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Bucky O'Haire was just called in to help
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 I should call the Trix company and ask. 1-800-328-1144 (7:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. CST, weekdays)
Downhome Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 I should call the Trix company and ask. 1-800-328-1144 (7:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. CST, weekdays) If I had a way to record the conversation, I'd call right now and do it.
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 I might do that, Downhome. If y'all pay me $2 each, I'll do it, upload the convo, and transcribe it. And the Cadbury Bunny, as well as the Easter Bunny, is into SO MUCH shit it ain't cool. Cad's been caught peddling Special K to little girls, and the Easter Bunny was once discovered putting mousetraps into Easter baskets.
Downhome Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Go ahead and do it, we'll pay you later...we promise.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 12, 2004 Report Posted January 12, 2004 Dames said he'll take it out of the TSM petty cash fund.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 The Trix rabbit should just use his human disguise and buy some at a grocery store... ...and then he'll run out of milk.
Guest Flyboy Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 This just screams of Chappelle's joke on Sesame Street's Oscar. Nice try, though, YNA.
Ravenbomb Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 The Trix rabbit should just use his human disguise and buy some at a grocery store... ...and then he'll run out of milk. That'd make a great 'Got Milk?' commercial. The rabbit FINALLY gets some Trix. But then he has no milk.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 The Trix rabbit should just use his human disguise and buy some at a grocery store... ...and then he'll run out of milk. That'd make a great 'Got Milk?' commercial. The rabbit FINALLY gets some Trix. But then he has no milk. Thus causing him to snap and kill other Cereal logos Tony the Tiger: Please Trix, put down the gun...its gonna turn out Grrrreat! Trix: Trix are for kids, Trix are for kids...I just wanted a fucking bowl of cereal!!! *fires into crowd of cereal cartoon figureheads*
Ravenbomb Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 would that make him a Cereal Killer?
DerangedHermit Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Heh...... But seriously Cap'n Crunch is an evil bastard. He plans to take over the world with simple roof of the mouth cutting and massive amounts of sugar.
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