Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 It looks like they wasted perfectly good tape measure there! That infuriates me when tape measure could be measuring perfectly good sheet rock and now its reduced to tickling Johnson's anal cavity.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Let it out, Rando, let it out. But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit! uhmmm... WHAT?!
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 That post garnered a spittake. Kudos. EDIT:Frigid's post. Rando beat me to the punch.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 It looks like they wasted perfectly good tape measure there! That infuriates me when tape measure could be measuring perfectly good sheet rock and now its reduced to tickling Johnson's anal cavity. Uhmmm... WHAT?!
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit! Eh? Does Johnson's immunity expire then? If true, that countdown will so be my sig.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Rando, look at the middle toy from Johnson's toy box...he's wasting good tape measure. Somewhere out there is a 3rd world carpenter who doesn't have a tape measure and instead has to carry around a ruler yet Johnson can waste on on his bunghole? It makes me sad and angry at the same time.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit! Eh? Does Johnson's immunity expire then? If true, that countdown will so be my sig. Sort of. One of the posters familiar with this folder asked that for his birthday, in 2 months and 16 days, that TSM bid good riddance to Johnson. So now, when Johnson pisses us off from now on, just remind him of the countdown.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 uhmm...can I ask for that for my favorite holiday? Tues Day!
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 I'm starting to get good vibrations about this thread. No, wait, I just sat on one of Johnson's toys. Filthy motherfucker just leaves 'em laying around.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 I'm starting to get good vibrations about this thread. No, wait, I just sat on one of Johnson's toys. Filthy motherfucker just leaves 'em laying around. you may need a rabies shot now.... or some kind of vaccination.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Today's secret word, from the man himself:
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 I'm starting to get good vibrations about this thread. No, wait, I just sat on one of Johnson's toys. Filthy motherfucker just leaves 'em laying around.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 Good morning Mr. Piss, and Mr. Chave. I see you down there.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 i'm awaiting 'Chave Takes Manhattan" myself
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 If it's anything like Jason Takes Manhattan, I'll see it. Critics will universally pan it though, leaving Chave to find his solace in drink. Which means nothing will change.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Am I the only one to ever wonder if Chairry gave Pee Wee handjobs? Also he seems like a pussy for not doing Ms. Yvonne...you know she wanted it
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Jason Takes Manhattan was like Speed 2 with better acting.
k thx Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Good morning Mr. Piss, and Mr. Chave. I see you down there. Reports that we woke up together remain unconfirmed.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 no... then "chave takes manhattan" will become something like "chave takes Iowa: The Corn State"
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 Interesting concept. E should do Pee Wee's Playhouse: The E True Hollywood Story. You just know that Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis weren't "just friends". Also, replace Morpheus with Cowboy Curtis in The Matrix for a few laughs.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Ra-Ra-Ready To Se-Serve Ya-You Johnson!
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 I'm going to get ready for work now. Please feel free to discuss the sexual relations on the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse, and whatever other random topics come to mind. I'll rejoin you shortly.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Good morning Mr. Piss, and Mr. Chave. I see you down there. Reports that we woke up together remain unconfirmed. i think the Torch just confirmed it.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Good morning Mr. Piss, and Mr. Chave. I see you down there. Reports that we woke up together remain unconfirmed. Until now.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 one time...i thought i was in the old video game JOUST... ...but really I was just barebacking on an Ostrich.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Also, replace Morpheus with Cowboy Curtis in The Matrix for a few laughs. If I had Photoshop I would make Cowboy Curtis stand in front of Keanu Reeves who would be sitting on Chairry in that dirt room deciding whether or not being in the Matrix was better than being in reality. However I don't own Photoshop so you can all use your imagination.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Am I the only one to ever wonder if Chairry gave Pee Wee handjobs? Also he seems like a pussy for not doing Ms. Yvonne...you know she wanted it Looks like a 3-way to me
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Edit: Really Bad Joke. Mr. Piss is sorry.
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