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I have a drunk dance that I do called "The Jon Juke and Jive" that incorporates "The Carlton"....it's quite amusing.

I have a dance that I do called "The Jon." It involves me sitting in a quiet room and listening to the Beta Band while nodding to the music. Fairly tricky to pull off, but I manage. It's quite amusing.

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What the fuck is an Alfonso Ribeiro?

He was Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If you REALLY wanna throw back, he was on Silver Spoons as a kid too.

If you wanna go back even further, he danced with Michael Jackson in a Pepsi commercial before Silver Spoons. No word yet on if he ever spent the night at Michael's house.

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I have a drunk dance that I do called "The Jon Juke and Jive" that incorporates "The Carlton"....it's quite amusing.

I have a dance that I do called "The Jon." It involves me sitting in a quiet room and listening to the Beta Band while nodding to the music. Fairly tricky to pull off, but I manage. It's quite amusing.

Hey...the Beta Band rules.

 

And I'm honored that you have a dance named after me. I'll start doing one called "The Spoon".

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What the fuck is an Alfonso Ribeiro?

He was Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If you REALLY wanna throw back, he was on Silver Spoons as a kid too.

Ah, that guy rocks.

 

On an unrelated note, does anybody know a song that he and Will danced to on an old Fresh Prince? It was a hip hop song that had a bit from an old Western theme song that I can't remember the name of either. I've had it stuck in my head for ages.

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I have a drunk dance that I do called "The Jon Juke and Jive" that incorporates "The Carlton"....it's quite amusing.

I have a dance that I do called "The Jon." It involves me sitting in a quiet room and listening to the Beta Band while nodding to the music. Fairly tricky to pull off, but I manage. It's quite amusing.

Hey...the Beta Band rules.

 

And I'm honored that you have a dance named after me. I'll start doing one called "The Spoon".

I know they're good, and you like them a lot. Thus, the dance named for you had to integrate them somehow.

 

Good luck on doing The Spoon. You'll have to dislocate several joints to do it.

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I hear The Spoon is such a complicated dance that it keeps on going after 26 yards of dancing.

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I have a drunk dance that I do called "The Jon Juke and Jive" that incorporates "The Carlton"....it's quite amusing.

I have a dance that I do called "The Jon." It involves me sitting in a quiet room and listening to the Beta Band while nodding to the music. Fairly tricky to pull off, but I manage. It's quite amusing.

Hey...the Beta Band rules.

 

And I'm honored that you have a dance named after me. I'll start doing one called "The Spoon".

I know they're good, and you like them a lot. Thus, the dance named for you had to integrate them somehow.

 

Good luck on doing The Spoon. You'll have to dislocate several joints to do it.

I lose weed all the time.

 

The Spoon will be no problem.

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But she's a nice girl

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her

 

My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust

Who, me?

 

Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid.

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But she's a nice girl

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her

 

My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust

Who, me?

 

Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid.

 

You sure you aren't a woman cause that sounded like a very grown up female answer.

 

I've heard that answer countless times from females over the age of 21.

 

And I've just realized that could come off as very insulting and isn't intended as such. Just so you know, wasn't meant as an insult.

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But she's a nice girl

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her

 

My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust

Who, me?

 

Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid.

Having dimples like *these* also helps to win her over ;).

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But she's a nice girl

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her

 

My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust

Who, me?

 

Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid.

Having dimples like *these* also helps to win her over ;).

Zack.......that's from where I shot you in the ass with a BB Gun when we were 12.....and put your damn pants back on.

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Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid.

I'm smarter and 10times better than Zach, just don't tell him

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