Embarassing.

[Guest Goodear]

My favorite is still the really cool guys that tell you just how they wouldn't bang some famous chick. Like they have that as an option in the first place?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=48473

 

I mean, really.

At first I thought you were actually going to bitch about the one post revival of Choko.

If it's any consolation, I've no idea what you're talking about.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=48473

 

I mean, really.

At first I thought you were actually going to bitch about the one post revival of Choko.

If it's any consolation, I've no idea what you're talking about.

Nobody does my friend, nobody does.

[Slayer 0]

Must be nice to have almost an entire wrestling board at your beck and call

[Slayer 0]

But she's a nice girl

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her

 

My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust

[2GOLD 0]

I hung around and made jokes.

I know nothing about the girl other than she is 17 which means "Ummm, no".

 

I'm not that lonely yet or ever.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

 

She's only seventeen...but mostly everybody at TSM would stick it in heeeeer

[2GOLD 0]

 

She's only seventeen...but mostly everybody at TSM would stick it in heeeeer

 

I just realized that one guy looks like Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison.

[Damaramu 0]

 

She's only seventeen...but mostly everybody at TSM would stick it in heeeeer

Ok can we please get a roll call of the sickos over 18 that would hit it with her?

Come on...raise your hand..........

*looks around hoping nobody raises their hand*

[2GOLD 0]

Screw that, I have a career. No chance in hell am I risking my life (and my backside when I end up in jail) for some sex.

 

Even if I knew I wouldn't get caught, too much risk of baggage.

 

And isn't THIS thread starting to turn out worse than the thread this thread was about?

[Damaramu 0]

Screw that, I have a career. No chance in hell am I risking my life (and my backside when I end up in jail) for some sex.

 

Even if I knew I wouldn't get caught, too much risk of baggage.

 

And isn't THIS thread starting to turn out worse than the thread this thread was about?

What? We're trying to weed out the perverts around here.....*looks around*.....well we don't have to do much weeding to find out......

[Slayer 0]

Isn't AOC in Canada 16 anyway?

 

Plus, I thought with AOC, that if someone is underage within reason (15-17), it's okay if the parents consent to it

 

I have never and probably never will have sex with an underage girl (not for these reasons though, just preference), but still, AOC has made paranoid fuckers out of some people

[Guest FrigidSoul]

R Kelly here reminding you that if they agree to it then its ok to do it, so long as they're over the age of 16...just don't videotape it.

[Damaramu 0]

Isn't AOC in Canada 16 anyway?

 

Plus, I thought with AOC, that if someone is underage within reason (15-17), it's okay if the parents consent to it

 

I have never and probably never will have sex with an underage girl (not for these reasons though, just preference), but still, AOC has made paranoid fuckers out of some people

I'm pretty sure age of consent only works if the offending party is 18.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag. It's pretty much a known fact that the minute a female poster is found to be on the board, there's a lineup of people to go after her. That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC. I'm pretty sure if she thought people weren't kidding around, she'd be a little turned off to discussion with us.

[2GOLD 0]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag.

 

Exactly.

 

Now if they are serious....well, that's a horse of a different color.

[Slayer 0]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag.

Or do they?

 

That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC

Huh?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag.

Or do they?

 

That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC

Huh?

The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag.

Or do they?

 

That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC

Huh?

The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board.

I personally thought you meant DJ-Jeff as in DJ Jazzy Jeff always bothering Hilary in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I thought that because...well...you love those early 90s sitcoms.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag.

Or do they?

 

That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC

Huh?

The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board.

I personally thought you meant DJ-Jeff as in DJ Jazzy Jeff always bothering Hilary in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I thought that because...well...you love those early 90s sitcoms.

Nope. But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him. Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him. Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

I met Davey Jones of the Monkees around that age and got his autograph, I asked where WoolHat was and he said "He don't come out anymore man". That's my only memory of the meeting.

[Slayer 0]

Nope.  But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him.  Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one

[Zack Malibu 0]

Nope.  But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him.  Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one

For sure. But I still got housed.

[2GOLD 0]

Nope.  But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him.  Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one

For sure. But I still got housed.

 

He may have been short, but the man could dance.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Nope.  But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him.  Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one

For sure. But I still got housed.

 

He may have been short, but the man could dance.

So can I~!

 

::busts out the Running Man::

[k thx 0]

What the fuck is an Alfonso Ribeiro?

[Zack Malibu 0]

What the fuck is an Alfonso Ribeiro?

He was Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If you REALLY wanna throw back, he was on Silver Spoons as a kid too.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You played basketball with CARLTON? Every day, Malibu, you become more and more my hero.

 

I have a drunk dance that I do called "The Jon Juke and Jive" that incorporates "The Carlton"....it's quite amusing.

[Zack Malibu 0]

If I can find the pics in one of my parents' many, MANY photo albums, I'll scan one or two. Take note that I was 11, it was 1992, and I was in farmer jeans and a White Sox cap.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

One day Malibu, I shall get you to cheer for the correct sports teams a NEer should cheer for