Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Shoot or kayfabe. "I'm looking forward to making money with him": "I didn't like the guy before the incident you're talking about, I like him even less now, but management will castrate me if I badmouth him publicly. That won't stop an unimaginative creative team putting us in a program together soon with the view that real heat is transferable to the ring and in the hope that us stiffing the shit out of each other will make up for lacklustre booking." "He just hit him with a modified (insert name of move)": "Dear God that looked shit." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" "Oh boy...Stone Cold's out doing his tired shtick and I'm blowing my load!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" "Oh boy...Stone Cold's out doing his tired shtick and I'm blowing my load!" No, that's more like "Thank God, Austin's here - I don't have to worry what to say during this segment, I can just repeat his name." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "The fans are split between the two." "The heel is getting 90% of the cheers." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "...unorthadox style" - He sucks, and we're very sorry about it. "...clash of styles..." - This match sucks, and we're very sorry about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "...clash of styles..." - This match sucks, and we're very sorry about it. I wouldn't say that all the time. Angle / Mysterio turned out to be pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted January 18, 2004 He tried to block it, but to no avail! The wrestler who got hit put his hands up in such an obvious way that we had to comment on it to keep kayfabe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "Bah GAWD the fans are on their feet for ______" "Will someone get that guy in the 10th row to stop snoring?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "Mark Henry has a bright future in this business" We signed him to a 10 yr deal so we are kinda screwed and so are you cause if you don't think we are going to push him with the money we are paying him then you are insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "HHH is the best wrestler in the business today!" "Flair he ain't. Of course, if I say that, I'm deader than Kelsey's nuts." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 WTF, I see a member named Just John? Dames, nail his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "Ground and pound style" Translation: This guy punches a lot. "Well, we are in Canada." Translation: The fans our not reacting the way we want. "This kid's got a hell of a lotta guts." Translation: This guy is gonna get squashed. "Why wait til the next ppv? Let's get it on right now!" Translation: Let's get a cheap pop before the heel weasels his way out. "I think the people of ______ want to see..." Translation: Let's get a pop since it's likely no one actually wants to see what I propose. "I want everyone here to sit down and shut up." or "These idiots here in ______ ..." Translation: I am a generic heel who desperately needs heat. "What an unorthodox manuver." Translation: I should know what that's called because I'm a commentator and all, but I don't. EDIT: WTF, I see a member named Just John? Dames, nail his ass. Yikes. Feel the random hostility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JasonX 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Anytime Jim Ross says something out of line, mean, cruel, or spitefull about Chris Jericho The boss's daughter's husband has a vendetta against him, my best friend hates him, and the fans love him despite everyone in the office doing everything they can do to destroy his career and humiliate him. So I won't even bother hiding my contempt for him and treat him like shit..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 EDIT: WTF, I see a member named Just John? Dames, nail his ass. Yikes. Feel the random hostility. Sorry, thought you were Johnson for a sec. ... Or are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "...unorthadox style" - He sucks, and we're very sorry about it. Not really. JR and Cole say that alot about the high flyers like RVD, Rey Jr, etc because they don't know what in the hell to call the move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 What are you, Eagan? Cool it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Ok...I'm just kidding now.....sorry, Just John. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 You mean the Lakers fan who keeps getting banned? No. John = My first name Just Joe = c. 2000 wrestling gimmick of an anonymous informer who jobbed to Dean Malenko on Metal. Just John = My bad attempt at a catchy user name for a wrestling board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Statement: "This match seems to have bowling-shoe tendencies." Translation: "This match lacks A-Train" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 You mean the Lakers fan who keeps getting banned? No. John = My first name Just Joe = c. 2000 wrestling gimmick of an anonymous informer who jobbed to Dean Malenko on Metal. Just John = My bad attempt at a catchy user name for a wrestling board. Ok...mistaken identity. Truce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Apology accpeted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Yikes. Feel the random hostility. Welcome to my world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 WHAT A MOVE! Sorry, I have no idea what that's called. Sure, I've been commentating his matches for over a year and a half, but I still don't know. This crowd is just shocked about what happened (or something to that extent. Why the hell aren't they reacting? Stupid fans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "Oh my god, he could be hurt..." "He'll interfere at the end of the night, or next week..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 "Welcome To... (Insert Random WWE PPV Name)!!!!" "Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller? Frye?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Christian just hit him with the Unprettier. I have lost my mind and I no idea what the Unprettier looks like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 I AM THAT DAMN GOOD! "Randy...c'mere...help me hold my arms up so I can spit...(weez) I can't seem to move under my own power anymore (heavy weez)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted January 18, 2004 (In serious tone) Folks, I'd thought I'd seen it all. But what he just did to that poor woman is disgraceful. It's just plain low is what it is. And I think I speak for every sensible person when I say that I hope we never have to see anything like that ever again. We want the fans to boo this heel and have a deep emotional attachment to this storyline, so we're going to pretend that he's the most heinous bastard we've ever seen and he does things that completely cross the line even though other wrestlers do the same things all the time (sometimes even to face pops). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 18, 2004 This Match is going to be a car wreck! "This match is gonna suck and we all know it" Trish jerking Lita off...the top rope Jim Ross: I'm pretty sure Lita has a penis....oops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 (edited) Deon Dark: What was worng with using the Rico name? "Will you stop?/Give it a rest, etc." Oh crap, Lawler's running his big fat mouth and saying something stupid and/or tasteless, but we're live so I can't really do much about it. WHAT A MOVE! Sorry, I have no idea what that's called. Sure, I've been commentating his matches for over a year and a half, but I still don't know. Isn't that more Schiavone's thing? Edited January 18, 2004 by AndrewTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
