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Posted

Shoot or kayfabe.

 

"I'm looking forward to making money with him":

"I didn't like the guy before the incident you're talking about, I like him even less now, but management will castrate me if I badmouth him publicly. That won't stop an unimaginative creative team putting us in a program together soon with the view that real heat is transferable to the ring and in the hope that us stiffing the shit out of each other will make up for lacklustre booking."

 

"He just hit him with a modified (insert name of move)":

"Dear God that looked shit."

Posted
"STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"

"Oh boy...Stone Cold's out doing his tired shtick and I'm blowing my load!"

No, that's more like "Thank God, Austin's here - I don't have to worry what to say during this segment, I can just repeat his name."

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

"...unorthadox style"

 

- He sucks, and we're very sorry about it.

 

"...clash of styles..."

 

- This match sucks, and we're very sorry about it.

Posted
"...clash of styles..."

 

- This match sucks, and we're very sorry about it.

 

I wouldn't say that all the time. Angle / Mysterio turned out to be pretty good.

Posted

He tried to block it, but to no avail!

 

The wrestler who got hit put his hands up in such an obvious way that we had to comment on it to keep kayfabe.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

"Bah GAWD the fans are on their feet for ______"

 

"Will someone get that guy in the 10th row to stop snoring?"

Posted

"Mark Henry has a bright future in this business"

 

We signed him to a 10 yr deal so we are kinda screwed and so are you cause if you don't think we are going to push him with the money we are paying him then you are insane.

Posted

"Ground and pound style"

Translation: This guy punches a lot.

 

"Well, we are in Canada."

Translation: The fans our not reacting the way we want.

 

"This kid's got a hell of a lotta guts."

Translation: This guy is gonna get squashed.

 

"Why wait til the next ppv? Let's get it on right now!"

Translation: Let's get a cheap pop before the heel weasels his way out.

 

"I think the people of ______ want to see..."

Translation: Let's get a pop since it's likely no one actually wants to see what I propose.

 

"I want everyone here to sit down and shut up."

or "These idiots here in ______ ..."

Translation: I am a generic heel who desperately needs heat.

 

"What an unorthodox manuver."

Translation: I should know what that's called because I'm a commentator and all, but I don't.

 

EDIT:

WTF, I see a member named Just John? Dames, nail his ass.

 

Yikes. Feel the random hostility.

Posted

Anytime Jim Ross says something out of line, mean, cruel, or spitefull about Chris Jericho

 

The boss's daughter's husband has a vendetta against him, my best friend hates him, and the fans love him despite everyone in the office doing everything they can do to destroy his career and humiliate him. So I won't even bother hiding my contempt for him and treat him like shit.....

Posted

You mean the Lakers fan who keeps getting banned? No.

 

John = My first name

 

Just Joe = c. 2000 wrestling gimmick of an anonymous informer who jobbed to Dean Malenko on Metal.

 

Just John = My bad attempt at a catchy user name for a wrestling board.

Posted
You mean the Lakers fan who keeps getting banned? No.

 

John = My first name

 

Just Joe = c. 2000 wrestling gimmick of an anonymous informer who jobbed to Dean Malenko on Metal.

 

Just John = My bad attempt at a catchy user name for a wrestling board.

Ok...mistaken identity. Truce?

Posted

WHAT A MOVE!

 

Sorry, I have no idea what that's called. Sure, I've been commentating his matches for over a year and a half, but I still don't know.

 

This crowd is just shocked about what happened (or something to that extent.

 

Why the hell aren't they reacting? Stupid fans...

Posted

(In serious tone)

Folks, I'd thought I'd seen it all. But what he just did to that poor woman is disgraceful. It's just plain low is what it is. And I think I speak for every sensible person when I say that I hope we never have to see anything like that ever again.

 

 

We want the fans to boo this heel and have a deep emotional attachment to this storyline, so we're going to pretend that he's the most heinous bastard we've ever seen and he does things that completely cross the line even though other wrestlers do the same things all the time (sometimes even to face pops).

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

This Match is going to be a car wreck!

 

"This match is gonna suck and we all know it"

 

 

Trish jerking Lita off...the top rope

 

Jim Ross: I'm pretty sure Lita has a penis....oops.

Posted (edited)

Deon Dark: What was worng with using the Rico name? :P

 

"Will you stop?/Give it a rest, etc."

 

Oh crap, Lawler's running his big fat mouth and saying something stupid and/or tasteless, but we're live so I can't really do much about it.

 

WHAT A MOVE!

 

Sorry, I have no idea what that's called. Sure, I've been commentating his matches for over a year and a half, but I still don't know.

 

Isn't that more Schiavone's thing?

Edited by AndrewTS

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